On December 4, 2012, I was looking at some viral videos on YouTube because I was bored as hell, when I had found something called Dark Castle - Angry Video Game Nerd - Cinemassacre.com. I thought it would be hilariously bad, so I turned that video on and, woah. I was amazed. I had to watch more.
So I watched some more, the next video I watched was an NES review by him, it was Ghosts 'N' Goblins. It was supposedly the hardest NES game ever, well, close. I watched a lot more NES reviews, so that's when I decided, while I was in bed, I had to get my hands on a NES.
I went on eBay and looked for an NES. The first thing that popped up is a 10 dollar NES with 2 controllers, a zapper, 6 games and the cords you need to plug it in to the T.V. I thought it was an amazing offer. So I met the guy and paid him the 10 dollars, and he went off. As he was walking out the door, I thought I saw a sly grin on his face, but I thought, "Whatever.". So, I tried to plug it in, but it wouldn't plug in. It turns out it had to be plugged in another way, so I tried plugging it in that way, and after a couple of seconds, it was plugged in nicely, or I thought it was in there snug.
So, I turned on my T.V. and turned on the console and it started up Super Mario 3, then something weird happened, and it wasn't supposed to do this either. It started ticking. So, I looked on the back of the console, and there was a bomb! So, I through it out the window and the bomb broke in half, and it didn't explode! So, that's why to this day, I wish I had a proper NES.
THE END!
Oh, yeah and for the guy that sold that NES to me, he got arrested for false advertising.
So I watched some more, the next video I watched was an NES review by him, it was Ghosts 'N' Goblins. It was supposedly the hardest NES game ever, well, close. I watched a lot more NES reviews, so that's when I decided, while I was in bed, I had to get my hands on a NES.
I went on eBay and looked for an NES. The first thing that popped up is a 10 dollar NES with 2 controllers, a zapper, 6 games and the cords you need to plug it in to the T.V. I thought it was an amazing offer. So I met the guy and paid him the 10 dollars, and he went off. As he was walking out the door, I thought I saw a sly grin on his face, but I thought, "Whatever.". So, I tried to plug it in, but it wouldn't plug in. It turns out it had to be plugged in another way, so I tried plugging it in that way, and after a couple of seconds, it was plugged in nicely, or I thought it was in there snug.
So, I turned on my T.V. and turned on the console and it started up Super Mario 3, then something weird happened, and it wasn't supposed to do this either. It started ticking. So, I looked on the back of the console, and there was a bomb! So, I through it out the window and the bomb broke in half, and it didn't explode! So, that's why to this day, I wish I had a proper NES.
THE END!
Oh, yeah and for the guy that sold that NES to me, he got arrested for false advertising.