This blog entry is for the manliest men of the world. Those who are into wrestling grizzly bears, muscle cars, and rock and roll. Now as a man, especially in this day and age of "wussification," it is very hard to find ways to entertain yourself. And you can't watch the manly sport of football anymore, especially with their recent, wussification rule changes promoting softness. I didn't realize this was the National Touch Football League! But there is one good show left for men on television, and I am of a course talking about Property Brothers.
What is Property Brothers? Well, its certainly not like those girls little shows you people watch. It's not for kids like My Little Pony and anime, and its not girly like the Walking Dead, where all they do is talk about their feelings of distrust for each other. Instead, Property Brothers is about two dudes getting sweaty and repairing homes. The shows main characters are brothers! It's not called Property Sisters or Property Transgender Siblings. It's Property BROTHERS. The show focuses on these two bros named Drew Scott and Jonathan Silver Scott. They go house to house and do a hard days work full of back breaking labor. There are willing to help anyone, no matter how wimpy they are. In the epsiode "Rundown Renovation," the Property Bros have to help Julie (the woman responsible for making men's meals AKA the wife) and Peter, who are hoping to find a sprawling dream home where they can put down roots. They've got a long wish list and a limited budget and just two months to make it happen! The Property Brothers race against the clock to help Julie and Peter find a house for this new family to call home. During the epsidoe, the Property Brothers do a lot of manly things during the renovation. They smash stuff, hammer nails, get sweaty, and hang out with their crew of men to do some quality bounding. After many days of back breaking labor they create the ultimate house. It's equipped with everything a man could ever need. There's a walk in bath tub, which he can use to relax after a hard days work at his beauty shop, there's a man cave/study room, filled with many classic pieces of literature such as Moby Dick and Little Women. There's even a poster of Earnest Hemingway hanging in the room! The Property Brothers are true men in a day and age where war is somehow considered wrong, and not manly. Hell, we can't even wrestle bears anymore because that's "animal cruelty." So in conclusion, watch the Property Brothers and you'll feel like a true man in no time.
What is Property Brothers? Well, its certainly not like those girls little shows you people watch. It's not for kids like My Little Pony and anime, and its not girly like the Walking Dead, where all they do is talk about their feelings of distrust for each other. Instead, Property Brothers is about two dudes getting sweaty and repairing homes. The shows main characters are brothers! It's not called Property Sisters or Property Transgender Siblings. It's Property BROTHERS. The show focuses on these two bros named Drew Scott and Jonathan Silver Scott. They go house to house and do a hard days work full of back breaking labor. There are willing to help anyone, no matter how wimpy they are. In the epsiode "Rundown Renovation," the Property Bros have to help Julie (the woman responsible for making men's meals AKA the wife) and Peter, who are hoping to find a sprawling dream home where they can put down roots. They've got a long wish list and a limited budget and just two months to make it happen! The Property Brothers race against the clock to help Julie and Peter find a house for this new family to call home. During the epsidoe, the Property Brothers do a lot of manly things during the renovation. They smash stuff, hammer nails, get sweaty, and hang out with their crew of men to do some quality bounding. After many days of back breaking labor they create the ultimate house. It's equipped with everything a man could ever need. There's a walk in bath tub, which he can use to relax after a hard days work at his beauty shop, there's a man cave/study room, filled with many classic pieces of literature such as Moby Dick and Little Women. There's even a poster of Earnest Hemingway hanging in the room! The Property Brothers are true men in a day and age where war is somehow considered wrong, and not manly. Hell, we can't even wrestle bears anymore because that's "animal cruelty." So in conclusion, watch the Property Brothers and you'll feel like a true man in no time.