Dark Fox does Nuzlocke! - The Crystal Saga: Episode 5 (where's the love?)

Rules pertaining to this run may be found in Episode 1.

I had already beaten a whiny white bitch, quieted the rock tree, and made it to the next town. I decided to go beat up some girls and get the HM for surf.



None of them were really too much of a problem. NotJayLeno handled Espeon and Umbreon, and Soldier handled the rest.




This is a comprehensive list of the mons on my team who can not learn surf. I'll think of something later.




I figured the next logical move was to run through Burned Tower, seeing how short it was. I was trying to catch a new mon, but I kept running into Zubats and Rattatas, so I just went on and fought Shit he.

It was not nearly as bad as I thought it would be with Soldier...




Sleeping gets confusing, we get it. Anyways, sleep powder is OP.




Damn, I'm gonna use this bug to sweep Morty too. I need Soldier to get strunker.




What? What could he possibly use to make me worry? Zubat? Ha. Don't even.





I am not one for die. You die!




Bitch.

And then I fell into a hole.












Get a life.




Don't drag me into this.

Anyways, before I walked out, I tried again to find a new mon to join me.




Fine and dandy.




Did I use confusion? Hell no. I tackled it down while it slept like a man or something.




Halogen went in the box.




That's not all you can see, baby.

Oh, yeah, decisions. I decided to head west to nab another mon and train just in case.




You're not a threevo in this game but whatevs.




I forget why I didn't weaken it further.




How do I Voltorb my KlingKlang?




Last I recall, kids stopped going to school to become trainers.

Oh yeah, and this happened.




NO I AM NOT! HOW DARE YOU INSINUATE THAT I AM AS WEAK AS




I cannot into grammar.

So, did I keep going west to try to get another before Olivine City? Hell no! I went east and ran into Mt. Mortar. And after several more Rattatas and Zubats...




I peck you to death.




Macchio will have to sit out.

I then headed north from Mahogany town, the town with a shitty mart, and walked towards the Lake of Rage, again hoping for another mon just in case.

I ran into Furrets, Raticates, and more of both before I got into another scrap.




How is it that I haven't found a pidgey first on a route before now?



Holy shit.




Get in the ball.




Get in the ball!




GET IN THE BALL!




Goddamn.




Maybe you'll become useful if Prophet ever dies.




I made it up to the lake, but didn't have the ability to surf yet. I looked for anything important to do, but there was nothing.

Anyways, I ran into a trainer with one of these. Who the fuck let this guy own a lvl 10 Gyrados?




After that trainer, I could run behind the lake and grab some pretty good items, like this, and an elixer.




Pfffffffffffffffft what.




Hooray!




Aw.

I gave someone a berry and picked it up. But there was nothing more to do over here, so I went back to Ecruteak city, without using the PKMN center.




I didn't want to waste anything, but Soldier was totally wiped on PP. So I used F Princess to take care of the pre-Morty trainers in the gym.

Fuck Spite.




Time to kick your ass. I'm pretty sure sleep powder + confusion can take you.




Yep.




Oh my.




Oh.




I didn't get hit once. In fact, I gained HP from leveling up.



And still I didn't use the PKMN center. I headed west again to fight some trainers and drain the rest of the PP I had.




IT'S PIKACHU.




IT'S PIKACHU AGAIN.




GODDAMMIT.

I'll spare you the seven hundred pictures of me finding only the Rattata family on Route 39, and just show you what I got.




Bull.




I'm running low on balls here.




Are you really doing this to me?




Na na na, nanananananana.




In the box (temporarily).




Thanks, Shit he, I couldn't have done it without you.




I checked out the mart of Olivine. I don't really need Hyper Potions yet, do I? Nope. I'll just pick up some super potions and be on my way.

I picked Bald Bull out of the PC because he could learn Surf. He doesn't get any combat action, however. Prophet, for now, will be stored.






Also forgot to mention; I got Strength from some sailor guy. Better than Hyper Fang for NotJayLeno. Anyways, off to the Lighthouse for me.




Um




I healed up Buzz and NotJayLeno in prep for some hardcore training.

No pictures, but I made it to the top of the Lighthouse where Jasmine and Ampharos were. I got the mission to surf to Cianwood and went to retrieve the goods.


There were two routes on the way; 40 and 41. I met a Tentacool on 40 and used a Super Repel between then and Route 41.




Hentai rape stuff etc.

I got the supermedicine and headed north for the Suicune event.




Don't hate.

I'm preparing for my attack on Cianwood Gym. Ecruteak, Olivine, and Cianwood all have unused PKMN centers. However, Soldier is out of PP again. I want him to sweep this gym, so I might use F Princess to take the trainers, then use the PKMN center (because everyone else is weak). What will happen next?


BADGES: 4
DEATHS: 1
SURVIVORS: 15 + Egg

Current Party:
F Princess the lvl 29 Quilava.
NotJayLeno the lvl 26 Raticate.
Soldier the lvl 25 Butterfree.
Buzz the lvl 24 Sudowoodo.
Raditz the lvl 20 Skiploom.
HM slave bitch.

PKMN Centers nearby:
Cianwood City: Unused.
Olivine City: Unused.
Ecruteak City: Unused.

Sorry for the mostly dull entry. Ecruteak's gym was way easier than I thought it would be whilst using F Princess and Soldier. I did catch, like, six new members that probably won't get any good use. I'm about to fight the trainers in Cianwood's gym. The next entry will have two more gyms, that I expect to be complete sweeps as well. Then the Ice gym, another sweep because of F Princess. But the dragon gym? That might be puzzling.