Stop dancing. We're going to Kanto.
I need to re-go over the rules.
1: If a Pokemon in my party faints, it dies. I gotta put it in the dead box on the PC.
2: I can only catch the first mon I see on each route. What counts is
- Each individual numbered route.
- Diglett Cave
- Rock Tunnel
- Mt. Moon
- Mt. Silver
2b: Self-destruct clause: If the first mon in a route blows itself up, that doesn't count because fuck those guys.
2c: HM clause: If, for some reason, I have no mon that can perform a necessary HM move to progress, I can catch one, do whatever HMing that needs to be done, then toss it away.
2d: Shiny clause: If I see a shiny, I catch a shiny. If it's not the first of a route, the shiny may replace any mon in my box, which will then go into the dead box, or the shiny will go into the dead box itself.
3: Pokemon must be given a nickname for emotional bond purposes.
4: If I blackout, I lose forever.
5: Trades are not allowed. Gifted Pokemon are.
7: Legendaries must die or be skipped.
Thanks douchebag.
My party from the Elite Four is still with me, although I know that four of them are dead. I use Prophet one last time to fly me to Goldenrod.
I should've gotten this egg sooner but what the hell ever.
I dropped off my dead team members and picked up the Togepi egg and this one.
Everyone, you remember Bird Allah & David, right? They'll be joining us for our Kanto journey. Two more members will also tag along, but I'll figure them out after the eggs hatch.
We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of KANTO.
Muh bed. I don't need it yet.
Oh yeah, I remember. Everyone in Kanto is weak. Maybe not the Gym Leaders, but the average trainer poses almost no threat.
Muh NotJayLeno...
MUH SOLDIER
I found the little girl and beat every other trainer on the ship. I figured I would never see this boat again, so I used the bed and fell asleep.
And off the boat, apparently Snorlax followed my example.
Seriously? Over three years later, and this guy isn't done yet?
Route above Vermillion, first spotted.
Mine.
Ghey.
I'll probably regret this later, but David is my surfer.
Sweet. Time to attack the Lieutenant.
You wanna fuckin' die?
F Princess knows Earthquake. You're done for.
Soldier was the only one I trusted with Psychic at this point. On to Saffron!
Oh no, two gyms. Well, the fighting gym on the left is abandoned, and the psychic gym on the right is one I'll skip for now.
He's calling you.
Never saw that coming.
This is more a reference to Togekiss not existing yet than it is to a Youchew member, but he probably won't see this anyways.
The catch on the route to the left of Saffron... route 7 I believe.
You can't kill dragons.
Stop stealing my art.
Muh Raditz...
I should go ahead and mention that I put Cantfly in the PC and took out Furretta to be my HM slave to get into the Celadon gym. I got the fire starter, let's go bitch.
Spoiler
North from Saffron to Cerulean.
Fine, I didn't want to fight you anyways. I have the fire starter.
Route 24's guest of honor.
Gotcha! Nanananat was caught!
I kinda wish I thought of that name sooner...
The furious five gives me a mirror match.
And then whirlwinds me away.
Route 25: Muh Prophet...
I don't think I ended up catching anything on route 25. So I headed right from Saffron to Lavendar.
711spooky911me.
Low level extravaganza.
You disappoint me.
Another route from I don't fucking know where.
The Meowth is inert.
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me.
Oh yeah gimme your rod.
Super Rod Pokemon are level 40, so they help if someone dies. This was on whatever route the fisherman was on.
Nice color palette.
Needs more air.
You can't be serious.
Oh shit.
I went down two more routes to get these two mons.
Also,
Time to go to Koga's former gym.
It was obvious.
Soldier is gonna wipe you.
Nice numbers, maggot.
There's porn of those pixels.
What?
http://puu.sh/8BRDy.jpg
Exp share is a blessing.
http://puu.sh/8BRFW.jpg
Gay.
http://puu.sh/8BRwW.jpg
Oh yeah, I replace Spears with Alucard because I always wanted Alucard as a Crobat on my team.
So I'm in Kanto with three new badges and high hopes for the rest of the game. What kind of rule should I impose in Kanto to make the Red fight possible yet challenging?
BADGES: 11
DEATHS: 7
SURVIVORS: 29
Current Party:
F Princess the lvl 52 Typhlosion.
Soldier the lvl 50 Butterfree.
Bird Allah the lvl 36 Pidgeot.
David the lvl 15 Dratini.
Alucard the lvl 11 Zubat.
Furretta the lvl 10
PKMN Center uses left in Johto: 1
PKMN Center uses left in Kanto: A lot.
The last three images seem to be broken. In case you were too lazy to click on the links, it was Bird Allah evolving into Pidgeot, the Safari Zone being closed, and my current team.