Call me crazy, but the Katawa Shoujo forums are incredibly fun to mess with people on. A few members on here, such as Katamari101, have seen the lucid-dream fan-fictions I wrote for the site. Here are a few various pieces I've written over the past year I've been on there.
"How many routes must a VN have
Before it gets way too dumb?
Can we have a route for that one girl
Who's got an amputated thumb?
These sorts of threads make me drown my feels
In a sea of whiskey and rum.
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the Rin
The answer is blowin' in the Rin."
"But soft! What text through yonder forum breaks?
It is the East, and kuniqs is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, go to the fan-fic forum,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her girl art far more fair than she.
Be not her girl, since she is envious.
Yamaku's livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off.
It is my text wall; O, it is my story!
O that she knew she were!
He speaks, yet he says nothing. What of that?
His text discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold; 'tis not to me he speaks.
But to the users perusing the thread,
Having some business, do entreat their eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
Is this soliloquy about Shizune?
Oh fuck, I never noticed that before.
And now back to the text; this story's shitty
It's just another fanfic in a quorum
Of all the ones in the appropriate forum.
See how he forms his text amidst the thread!
O that I were a mod upon this board,
That I might edit his posts!"
"When a young boy is a student
He really should be prudent,
Enjoying every part.
But my life is a riddle
Since I've come from the hospital,
If I had a healthy heart!
Oh, I clearly get the notion
That prosthetic locomotion
Is a mobile work of art.
But I would rather prosthetics
Affect my legs and arms' kinetics
Than a defect with my heart!
Oh, I'd stroll 'round with pride,
I'd speed around the track!
I'd surprise 'em with a penis in the back!
I'd say, "Hey Misha! Nice rack!"
I would spend some time with Kenji
Watching good movies like Benji
And playing Mario Kart.
But he'd rather choose to hunker
In an apocalyptic bunker...
Oh, this defect in my heart!"
"So hoist up the John B's sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain ashore
Let me go home
Let me go home
Let me go home
Well I feel so broke up
Iwanako home"
"How many routes must a VN have
Before it gets way too dumb?
Can we have a route for that one girl
Who's got an amputated thumb?
These sorts of threads make me drown my feels
In a sea of whiskey and rum.
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the Rin
The answer is blowin' in the Rin."
"But soft! What text through yonder forum breaks?
It is the East, and kuniqs is the sun!
Arise, fair sun, go to the fan-fic forum,
Who is already sick and pale with grief
That thou her girl art far more fair than she.
Be not her girl, since she is envious.
Yamaku's livery is but sick and green,
And none but fools do wear it. Cast it off.
It is my text wall; O, it is my story!
O that she knew she were!
He speaks, yet he says nothing. What of that?
His text discourses; I will answer it.
I am too bold; 'tis not to me he speaks.
But to the users perusing the thread,
Having some business, do entreat their eyes
To twinkle in their spheres till they return.
Is this soliloquy about Shizune?
Oh fuck, I never noticed that before.
And now back to the text; this story's shitty
It's just another fanfic in a quorum
Of all the ones in the appropriate forum.
See how he forms his text amidst the thread!
O that I were a mod upon this board,
That I might edit his posts!"
"When a young boy is a student
He really should be prudent,
Enjoying every part.
But my life is a riddle
Since I've come from the hospital,
If I had a healthy heart!
Oh, I clearly get the notion
That prosthetic locomotion
Is a mobile work of art.
But I would rather prosthetics
Affect my legs and arms' kinetics
Than a defect with my heart!
Oh, I'd stroll 'round with pride,
I'd speed around the track!
I'd surprise 'em with a penis in the back!
I'd say, "Hey Misha! Nice rack!"
I would spend some time with Kenji
Watching good movies like Benji
And playing Mario Kart.
But he'd rather choose to hunker
In an apocalyptic bunker...
Oh, this defect in my heart!"
"So hoist up the John B's sail
See how the mainsail sets
Call for the captain ashore
Let me go home
Let me go home
Let me go home
Well I feel so broke up
Iwanako home"