I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
I got a sheet full of numbers called PLUs
I punch 'em in my machine by ones and twos
I gotta cash some checks, I gotta do some voids
I'll ring you out and keep myself employed
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
All you ethnic shoppers with your exotic fruits
It don't matter to me if you're in Spandex or suits
No need to wait, 'cause I can help you right there
Now whip out those items and put 'em on the conveyor
Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me
If you give me some cash, I'll give you change right back
And I can ring up your credit card, sharp as a tack
I'd like to see your ID if you're cashing that check
And let me see it once more for that bottle of Beck
Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me