Here we go again with another round of whacky and baffling eBay items, prices, listings, and more.
Our first item appears to have been listed by some sort of 4Chan degenerate:
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As you can see, the item is in "Very Good" condition
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I'll admit that I am not very familiar with the "Score International Baja 1000" for the Playstation 3, so let's see if the item description can enlighten is some:
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I guess this is a joke offer of some sort, but may I ask this: "What's the point?" There was nothing clever about this at all, it wasn't like the "invisible Donkey Kong amiibo defect" which was both humorous and a response to the whole amiibo defect fad, this is simply a joke listing by someone with both too much time on their hands and no sense of humor. If you're looking to troll a website, why eBay? It's a pain to make an eBay account and its not like you're really going to get anyone legitimately aroused, and even if you do, you won't get to see or view any form of their reaction. Great job man, troll of the year, you really punk'd eBay.
You know what they say, "sex sells:"
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However, it helps to actually have your product somehow associated with sex and beauty, as opposed to simply using sex and beauty for attention, which he did. This raises another question: why did the seller chose to use a suggestive male model in his picture? If he wanted to grab attention, he should've used a female in a bikini, as most gamers tend to be male, unless he thinks most gamers are in fact gay. If we ignore the picture and simply look at the product listing's title, more questions are raised. What exactly does he mean by "video game tablet PS3 drawing"? Is he trying to sell a PS3 "video game tablet," or is he trying to sell a drawing of a "video game tablet PS3," or maybe those are phony titles and he's really just trying to sell a male sex slave. Let's check out the description and tie up some lose ends:
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So it is in fact a drawing, but I still have no clue what this drawing will be of. The seller states it'll be of "this" supposed video game tablet, but yet it is not pictured anywhere, so by saying "this" he must actually be talking about the male model.
You know what? I'm tired of having to elaborate and read between the lines to find out what people are selling on eBay. You really wanna see how to list an item and describe it properly? Look no further at this fine example:
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Our first item appears to have been listed by some sort of 4Chan degenerate:
As you can see, the item is in "Very Good" condition
I'll admit that I am not very familiar with the "Score International Baja 1000" for the Playstation 3, so let's see if the item description can enlighten is some:
I guess this is a joke offer of some sort, but may I ask this: "What's the point?" There was nothing clever about this at all, it wasn't like the "invisible Donkey Kong amiibo defect" which was both humorous and a response to the whole amiibo defect fad, this is simply a joke listing by someone with both too much time on their hands and no sense of humor. If you're looking to troll a website, why eBay? It's a pain to make an eBay account and its not like you're really going to get anyone legitimately aroused, and even if you do, you won't get to see or view any form of their reaction. Great job man, troll of the year, you really punk'd eBay.
You know what they say, "sex sells:"
However, it helps to actually have your product somehow associated with sex and beauty, as opposed to simply using sex and beauty for attention, which he did. This raises another question: why did the seller chose to use a suggestive male model in his picture? If he wanted to grab attention, he should've used a female in a bikini, as most gamers tend to be male, unless he thinks most gamers are in fact gay. If we ignore the picture and simply look at the product listing's title, more questions are raised. What exactly does he mean by "video game tablet PS3 drawing"? Is he trying to sell a PS3 "video game tablet," or is he trying to sell a drawing of a "video game tablet PS3," or maybe those are phony titles and he's really just trying to sell a male sex slave. Let's check out the description and tie up some lose ends:
So it is in fact a drawing, but I still have no clue what this drawing will be of. The seller states it'll be of "this" supposed video game tablet, but yet it is not pictured anywhere, so by saying "this" he must actually be talking about the male model.
You know what? I'm tired of having to elaborate and read between the lines to find out what people are selling on eBay. You really wanna see how to list an item and describe it properly? Look no further at this fine example:
