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Hello and welcome to another top 10 list!
#10-ELFEN LIED
Elfen Lied is very interesting. According to TheLlama of myanimelist.com, "Some people call it a 'masterpiece', people some call it 'perverted', some people don't know what to say, and some call it 'horrible'. The first is true, the second is an exaggeration, the third is understandable, and the fourth is so wrong." Whatever the case, I love this lovely tune after seeing a bunch of people poorly voiced-acted gets slaughtered with cat-ear bones. Man, I forgot about this song too. Its fun!
#9-BLACK BUTLER FIRST ENDING
Fun fact: The title of this show is a huge letdown. This show was pretty boring, but it was exciting to have a song cheering about being alive at the end, It's as if she is celebrating surviving the tedium of watching Black Butler. I'M ALIIIIIVE! This singer also speaks English well, so we never have to hear I'M ARIIIIVE! But then we got this ending theme and everyone who didn't love shotacon was really considering whether they were gonna stick around for this crap.
#8-ERGO PROXY
Radiohead? What the hell?
#7-SQUID GIRL
This song is like a lullaby. "We had fun today, now go and wait for the next episode in sleepy land :3" They expect my to have a life aside from watching TV? You're fools Japan! Fools! This ending is nice and cute and a nice lull to prepare yourself to another episode of a fish pun making madwoman.
#6-NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
OHMYGODPATTERNBLUEITSANANGELANDITSNOTEVENANORMALONEITHACKSCOMPUTERSANDATTACKSYOURSUBCONSCIOUSGETINTHEPLANESHINJIOHNOIMSHITJIANDIHAVEDADDYISSUESWAAHWAAHWAAAHOHNOREIDIEDANDCAMEBACKAGAINANDASUKAHASNOSELFESTEEMANDWENTINTOACOMA!
~Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars~
#5-THE CURRENT FAIRY TAIL ENDINGS
The is not only good, but they're flaunting all these sexy wizards like playboy models! YES!
#4-SHIN CHAN ENGLISH ENDING
Not many people know this, but the lyrics are an observation on post WWI society.
#3-AKU NO HANA
Now I know everyone hated this show because its ugly as fuck, but aside from that its very haunting and eerie. This ending fits very well with the tone of this show, of a guy who got caught in the act of being a sick fuck so he's being blackmailed to be even more of a sick fuck as he cries about no one in Japan giving a shit about some horny French poet. If you were one of the people who thought this anime looked like shit so it must be shit, take a second look.
#2-WATAMOTE
This one is just hard to not like. The singing is good, the visuals are excellent, especially how there are the little details of Tomoko scratching her ass and how it's like she's singing and there are only 3 different phones and then she drops one. I don't know how we got that fucking scary ass opening, but at least we got Tomoko singing about her own stupidity.
#1-CHOBITS SECOND ENDING
I actually don't like Chobits. The story was lame, the characters were shit, there was only 2 sexy chicks, the art style made everyone look like zombies, and the only good thing that happened in the show was that one dude who banged his college professor and that episode about the baker marrying his computer. And I watched the fucking dub so that was a death sentence. "ChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChi" Man its horrible. but it had some damn good tunes. As I sat through this anime and the ending theme came on, I reflected on my own past love lives and how distant I am with the people I surround myself with and who surround me, how aimless I travel amidst this passage known as life. How none of us have any physical attachment or detachment of any kind to any being yet we still feel we need to intermingle with the rest of humankind and materials of no true significance. But yeah, fuck Chobits, go second ending theme.
Thanks for reading!
Hello and welcome to another top 10 list!
#10-ELFEN LIED
Elfen Lied is very interesting. According to TheLlama of myanimelist.com, "Some people call it a 'masterpiece', people some call it 'perverted', some people don't know what to say, and some call it 'horrible'. The first is true, the second is an exaggeration, the third is understandable, and the fourth is so wrong." Whatever the case, I love this lovely tune after seeing a bunch of people poorly voiced-acted gets slaughtered with cat-ear bones. Man, I forgot about this song too. Its fun!
#9-BLACK BUTLER FIRST ENDING
Fun fact: The title of this show is a huge letdown. This show was pretty boring, but it was exciting to have a song cheering about being alive at the end, It's as if she is celebrating surviving the tedium of watching Black Butler. I'M ALIIIIIVE! This singer also speaks English well, so we never have to hear I'M ARIIIIVE! But then we got this ending theme and everyone who didn't love shotacon was really considering whether they were gonna stick around for this crap.
#8-ERGO PROXY
Radiohead? What the hell?
#7-SQUID GIRL
This song is like a lullaby. "We had fun today, now go and wait for the next episode in sleepy land :3" They expect my to have a life aside from watching TV? You're fools Japan! Fools! This ending is nice and cute and a nice lull to prepare yourself to another episode of a fish pun making madwoman.
#6-NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
OHMYGODPATTERNBLUEITSANANGELANDITSNOTEVENANORMALONEITHACKSCOMPUTERSANDATTACKSYOURSUBCONSCIOUSGETINTHEPLANESHINJIOHNOIMSHITJIANDIHAVEDADDYISSUESWAAHWAAHWAAAHOHNOREIDIEDANDCAMEBACKAGAINANDASUKAHASNOSELFESTEEMANDWENTINTOACOMA!
~Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars~
#5-THE CURRENT FAIRY TAIL ENDINGS
The is not only good, but they're flaunting all these sexy wizards like playboy models! YES!
#4-SHIN CHAN ENGLISH ENDING
Not many people know this, but the lyrics are an observation on post WWI society.
During the 1920's people had just recovered from the most fucked up war ever (until WWII) and they decided "We'll I don't wanna face that all my life, let's get drunk!" And so they got drunk and listened to jazz and women wore shorter skirts and forgot all their troubles. Now read those lyrics again. Don't they seem like its someone who wants to just escape their fucked up life and try to party? LIKE PEOPLE IN THE ROARING 20'S!?
Woke up late this morning
A storm was really rollin'
Frogs and dogs were raining from the sky
Everything seems awkward to me
Nothing's just as it should be
If this keeps on I'm sure I won't get by
But then I close my eyes and try to smile
I know things are bad and getting worse
But after all this I can rest awhile
And then I'll party party
#3-AKU NO HANA
Now I know everyone hated this show because its ugly as fuck, but aside from that its very haunting and eerie. This ending fits very well with the tone of this show, of a guy who got caught in the act of being a sick fuck so he's being blackmailed to be even more of a sick fuck as he cries about no one in Japan giving a shit about some horny French poet. If you were one of the people who thought this anime looked like shit so it must be shit, take a second look.
#2-WATAMOTE
This one is just hard to not like. The singing is good, the visuals are excellent, especially how there are the little details of Tomoko scratching her ass and how it's like she's singing and there are only 3 different phones and then she drops one. I don't know how we got that fucking scary ass opening, but at least we got Tomoko singing about her own stupidity.
#1-CHOBITS SECOND ENDING
I actually don't like Chobits. The story was lame, the characters were shit, there was only 2 sexy chicks, the art style made everyone look like zombies, and the only good thing that happened in the show was that one dude who banged his college professor and that episode about the baker marrying his computer. And I watched the fucking dub so that was a death sentence. "ChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChi" Man its horrible. but it had some damn good tunes. As I sat through this anime and the ending theme came on, I reflected on my own past love lives and how distant I am with the people I surround myself with and who surround me, how aimless I travel amidst this passage known as life. How none of us have any physical attachment or detachment of any kind to any being yet we still feel we need to intermingle with the rest of humankind and materials of no true significance. But yeah, fuck Chobits, go second ending theme.
Thanks for reading!