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#10: Squid Girl
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Yeah, its just Squid Girl. Whatever. The only reason its on the list is because pf the company that dubbed it. Media Blasters is the company that dubs your favorite lewdish anime from last year and shits on it. They did a bunch of shows and didn't hire female voices, but had adolescent boys suck some helium and gave them a script. Okay, maybe I'm lying but its like when you get your hair cut at a barber college. It sucks but you gotta let them do it so that they'll not suck. Squid Girl doesn't suck. Everyone sounds right. The only problem would be some shitty fish puns here and there, but you had to to stick to the source. Are you squidding me?
#9-YAMADA'S FIRST TIME
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So this one is here because it was so easy to just neglect this show and have some group of rejects voice this show because its ecchi and no one would care, right? WRONG! They had all the good voice actors get off their ass for this one and voice act the shit out of it. This anime, if you're wondering is about a girl named Yamada who is on a quest to have sex with 100 boys in high school. High brow right? So I'm glad they gave this show as much care as they would any other show.
#8-NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
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Pssh, who am I kidding, REDNECK CLASSMATES? WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA!
#7-D. GRAY MAN
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Wow there is no good artwork for this show. I'm also feeling way in over my head so bear with me on this list. This anime is pretty rad. I think they gotta kill the devil with Innocence or some shit because the devil goes around offering dead bodies to be turned into balloons with guns. Then we got these dudes who are a bunch of teens who are looking for old dudes to fight an all-out war. We get a chick with a grandfather clock and a vampire who fights with his teeth. Oh yeah, the shows good in English.
#6-NEGIMA! MASTER NEGI MAGI
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Had to put something. I always have the worst times with #6. Negima! Master Negi Magi is half magical girl, half harem. How could it go wrong right? Well, it could have been voiced by a bunch of men who get repeated kicked in the groin to maintain a high pitch, but it had a bunch of good VA's and for that I applaud it. Though in the other series Negima!? its just real stupid and has no redemption. Watch the one that has this grainy-90's-ish look to it. Its the superior series IMO. DON'T FORGET TO WATCH IT DUBBED!
#5-FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD
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Now where talking! FMAB is fucking kickass and has all these better things that the first series and everything makes more sense. Man, fuck everyone who enjoyed all that bullshit with Scar having Lust as an ex, a terminator, Edward killing his mom, and alchemy fueling Nazi killings. Gimme all this good shit here. Gimme huge government conspiracy and a goofy Chinese prince. Oh yeah, Vic Mignogna actually made a slightly more unique voice for Edward, one that was present in the original series, actually I think most of the cast was present to replay all the same roles, but fuck the first one man.
#4-FLCL
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Holy shit man. Do you know what "fooly cooly" is? Neither do I. This show is the epitome of loser teenagers. We go the main character who tries to be all mature, his brothers girlfriend who wants a good replacement, and the governors daughter who can't get laid...I think. Anyway this anime is fucking off the walls, considered The Yellow Submarine of anime for its oddness and its amazing soundtrack. It sounds good in English.
#3-WELCOME TO THE N.H.K.
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Man, what was I thinking making this list? I don't have much to talk about. What am I supposed to say? "They pronounced the Tsu instead of morphing it with the next consonant?" Can't stop now though, right? Where FLCL is loser teens, NHK is an anime with loser adults. The main character is a hikikomori, his neighbor is a otaku who always blast the same damn awful theme music and this girl who tries to "dehikikormorolize" the main character is socially inept. Its a damn heartbreaking show about a dude who can't...live. He can't function. Satou has no skills, no hopes, he just stays inside fucking moping. The author tried to write about hikikomori's, then became a hikikomori, and finished his novel to get out of his hikikomori slump supposedly. Ain't that rad? This anime got dubbed and contained all this despair and hopelessness that this show had. You should watch this because its a sight to behold.
#2-AZUMANGA DAIOH
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Well, not much went wrong. The original Japanese audio had funny times. But the dub had all these sweet voices and none of them sounded like shit. Maybe Chio's if you really hate listening to children naturally speak. I really like the teacher because she does sound like some incompetent paycheck teacher, something I'm glad the teacher in K-ON!! sounded like in the dub. What I really like is the localization on Osaka. Since Osakans talk all weird and shit they had to something English speakers had to get (disregarding Canada and England, cuz AMERICA FUCK YEAH!) so they made Osaka a southerner. Then she walks around with her cute ass accent sounding like a southern bell. She may be a surfboard when it comes to looks but that voice is fucking sexy. I'd fuck a surfboard to hear that shit.
#1-CROMARTIE HIGH SCHOOL
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I haven't seen this show in forever, but when I saw it, it was cool. I don't know, sorry for this lame ass list. Next list will be top 10 cumsluts in Fairy Tail! Anyway this show is just about some dude in a wacky high school! But its a little slow and its got some good humor, and some dudes talk nicely.
Thanks for reading!
#10: Squid Girl
Yeah, its just Squid Girl. Whatever. The only reason its on the list is because pf the company that dubbed it. Media Blasters is the company that dubs your favorite lewdish anime from last year and shits on it. They did a bunch of shows and didn't hire female voices, but had adolescent boys suck some helium and gave them a script. Okay, maybe I'm lying but its like when you get your hair cut at a barber college. It sucks but you gotta let them do it so that they'll not suck. Squid Girl doesn't suck. Everyone sounds right. The only problem would be some shitty fish puns here and there, but you had to to stick to the source. Are you squidding me?
#9-YAMADA'S FIRST TIME
So this one is here because it was so easy to just neglect this show and have some group of rejects voice this show because its ecchi and no one would care, right? WRONG! They had all the good voice actors get off their ass for this one and voice act the shit out of it. This anime, if you're wondering is about a girl named Yamada who is on a quest to have sex with 100 boys in high school. High brow right? So I'm glad they gave this show as much care as they would any other show.
#8-NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
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Pssh, who am I kidding, REDNECK CLASSMATES? WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA!
#7-D. GRAY MAN
Wow there is no good artwork for this show. I'm also feeling way in over my head so bear with me on this list. This anime is pretty rad. I think they gotta kill the devil with Innocence or some shit because the devil goes around offering dead bodies to be turned into balloons with guns. Then we got these dudes who are a bunch of teens who are looking for old dudes to fight an all-out war. We get a chick with a grandfather clock and a vampire who fights with his teeth. Oh yeah, the shows good in English.
#6-NEGIMA! MASTER NEGI MAGI
Had to put something. I always have the worst times with #6. Negima! Master Negi Magi is half magical girl, half harem. How could it go wrong right? Well, it could have been voiced by a bunch of men who get repeated kicked in the groin to maintain a high pitch, but it had a bunch of good VA's and for that I applaud it. Though in the other series Negima!? its just real stupid and has no redemption. Watch the one that has this grainy-90's-ish look to it. Its the superior series IMO. DON'T FORGET TO WATCH IT DUBBED!
#5-FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD
Now where talking! FMAB is fucking kickass and has all these better things that the first series and everything makes more sense. Man, fuck everyone who enjoyed all that bullshit with Scar having Lust as an ex, a terminator, Edward killing his mom, and alchemy fueling Nazi killings. Gimme all this good shit here. Gimme huge government conspiracy and a goofy Chinese prince. Oh yeah, Vic Mignogna actually made a slightly more unique voice for Edward, one that was present in the original series, actually I think most of the cast was present to replay all the same roles, but fuck the first one man.
#4-FLCL
Holy shit man. Do you know what "fooly cooly" is? Neither do I. This show is the epitome of loser teenagers. We go the main character who tries to be all mature, his brothers girlfriend who wants a good replacement, and the governors daughter who can't get laid...I think. Anyway this anime is fucking off the walls, considered The Yellow Submarine of anime for its oddness and its amazing soundtrack. It sounds good in English.
#3-WELCOME TO THE N.H.K.
Man, what was I thinking making this list? I don't have much to talk about. What am I supposed to say? "They pronounced the Tsu instead of morphing it with the next consonant?" Can't stop now though, right? Where FLCL is loser teens, NHK is an anime with loser adults. The main character is a hikikomori, his neighbor is a otaku who always blast the same damn awful theme music and this girl who tries to "dehikikormorolize" the main character is socially inept. Its a damn heartbreaking show about a dude who can't...live. He can't function. Satou has no skills, no hopes, he just stays inside fucking moping. The author tried to write about hikikomori's, then became a hikikomori, and finished his novel to get out of his hikikomori slump supposedly. Ain't that rad? This anime got dubbed and contained all this despair and hopelessness that this show had. You should watch this because its a sight to behold.
#2-AZUMANGA DAIOH
Well, not much went wrong. The original Japanese audio had funny times. But the dub had all these sweet voices and none of them sounded like shit. Maybe Chio's if you really hate listening to children naturally speak. I really like the teacher because she does sound like some incompetent paycheck teacher, something I'm glad the teacher in K-ON!! sounded like in the dub. What I really like is the localization on Osaka. Since Osakans talk all weird and shit they had to something English speakers had to get (disregarding Canada and England, cuz AMERICA FUCK YEAH!) so they made Osaka a southerner. Then she walks around with her cute ass accent sounding like a southern bell. She may be a surfboard when it comes to looks but that voice is fucking sexy. I'd fuck a surfboard to hear that shit.
#1-CROMARTIE HIGH SCHOOL
I haven't seen this show in forever, but when I saw it, it was cool. I don't know, sorry for this lame ass list. Next list will be top 10 cumsluts in Fairy Tail! Anyway this show is just about some dude in a wacky high school! But its a little slow and its got some good humor, and some dudes talk nicely.
Thanks for reading!