It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out. The nurse gathered more plasma for the patient. This was a life or death situation. The nurse helps the patient, or the patient dies. The nurse grabbed more plasma but it did nothing. The window burst open. Rain and cold flew in and drastically dropped the patient's temperature. The patient was about to die. Meanwhile, 180 miles away, some guy put a bagel in the toaster. Back in the hospital, the patient loved bagels. As soon as she heard that toaster pop, she would run for the bagel. The bagel toasted. In a split second, the patient awoke from her coma and ran 180 miles to get the bagel. The nurse had succeeded.
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