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Poop Fanboys - The Archiplex Crisis

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Recently there was a called Archiplex who was COMPLETELY FUCKING OBSESSED WITH ME for whatever reason. I'm not even that popular of a pooper yet, but evidently he thinks I am. So what he did was send me requests for stuff to put in my videos, over and over again. And when I told him to fuck off, he just kept coming back. Then one time I checked his channel, and he was posting videos with MY YTP intro in them, claiming they were previews of poops that I was gonna make. I told him to take them down, but once again, he kept doing it. I eventually got him to stop using my intro, but then he would post videos that would say "For Lulu Luvscats" in the description. Apparently this guy thought that YouTube was for giving people stuff to use in their videos, and that he was free to use other people's material in his videos without asking. So naturally, I told him to start GIVING CREDIT for stuff he used without permission... boy was that a mistake.

It was then that he started making "YouTube Poops" (in quotes because they were so horrible and full of stolen jokes that they can't even be considered poops). In one of them, he used the EXACT SAME series of jokes that I had used in a tennis video with WretchedChild88, only they were redone in ways that made them much less funny. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention this guy had a deviantArt as well, that he used to nag me about making this Flash poop called "I.M. Meen is a Culkin Fan" and other shit, mostly the first one because apparently he had a huge boner for Macauley Culkin for some reason.

By this point I had recruited a bunch of my YTP friends to help defend me against Archiplex, and we figured he was just a child who was trying to look cool on the internet. Turns out we were close-- he was a mentally retarded teenage kid who thought he owned the entire friggen' universe. Eventually I decided that he would just go away if we ignored him, and so we did for a while. But curiosity is a bitch, and I ended up checking out his channel again.

He was STILL talking about "I.M. Meen is a Culkin Fan" and how it was a "collab" with me. (I had never agreed to do this by the way.) He also took one of my other Flash poop ideas and claimed THAT was a collab with him too. Now I was officially pissed, so I lost it and went all mega-bitch on him, which is something I only do when I'm REALLY angry. Then, when my best friend tried to confront him on deviantArt, he told her to HANG HERSELF.

When I heard this, I freaked out. This kid was fucking insane. I called my friend and told her about what happened, and she advised that I call the police. I did, and the officer told me to simply ignore him as they couldn't really do anything about it.

It was ONLY NOW that this statement made any sense. Archiplex was only doing these things because I was REACTING to them in a way that satisfied him. Giving him all this attention was the biggest mistake of my YTP experience. If I had just ignored him, none of this would have even happened.

So that's my advice towards all poopers with this problem. If you have an overly-attached fan who is stealing your ideas, the best thing to do is to ignore them. I know how dumb that sounds, but really it's your best defense. If you ignore them, they might just get bored and stop doing what they're doing, and they'll eventually just wither away.

I know my story was a little extreme, but if you're a talented pooper, something like this has probably happened to you at one point... though probably without the death threats and the cops :P So feel free to post about your experiences with poop fanboys here if you want.

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