inside out was a good movie
i like the beatles a lot
my favorite beatles song is a cover instead of an original song. how unusual. not really.
i don't control the speed at which lobsters die
steven universe looks like a good show. i should watch it.
"i've read parts of over ten books" is easily chris farren's best tweet
insulin is fucking stupid
all video games suck except for super mario sunshine
that one blink-182 lyric sounds like "i wish didn't have to pee so bad"
i met tim and eric and i still can't really believe it happened
your favorite weapon is better than deja entendu
every time i hear arctic monkeys i have an ever growing urge to dump clams in the ocean
in 2008, a lot of scam companies had a lot of really gripping ad campaigns
the "STOP BEING OFFENDED AT EVERYTHING" crowd sure gets defensive whenever you tell them something they say might be offensive
barenaked ladies should've disbanded when steven page left. or before they made the big bang theory song.
high school seniors that date high school freshmen really creep me out
yes please, butt pee
roller coasters are like punk trains
you aren't a true conspiracy theorist until a photo surfaces of you yelling into a megaphone
everybody and their mums is packing round here
cookies don't liquefy!
ever since i first went to new jersey, i have the ability to leak on command
when the pizza gets lumpy, the lasagna gets crusty
jet fuel can't melt ice cream
ONCE YOU CRESSP, YOU JUST CAN'T SPLESSP
i like the beatles a lot
my favorite beatles song is a cover instead of an original song. how unusual. not really.
i don't control the speed at which lobsters die
steven universe looks like a good show. i should watch it.
"i've read parts of over ten books" is easily chris farren's best tweet
insulin is fucking stupid
all video games suck except for super mario sunshine
that one blink-182 lyric sounds like "i wish didn't have to pee so bad"
i met tim and eric and i still can't really believe it happened
your favorite weapon is better than deja entendu
every time i hear arctic monkeys i have an ever growing urge to dump clams in the ocean
in 2008, a lot of scam companies had a lot of really gripping ad campaigns
the "STOP BEING OFFENDED AT EVERYTHING" crowd sure gets defensive whenever you tell them something they say might be offensive
barenaked ladies should've disbanded when steven page left. or before they made the big bang theory song.
high school seniors that date high school freshmen really creep me out
yes please, butt pee
roller coasters are like punk trains
you aren't a true conspiracy theorist until a photo surfaces of you yelling into a megaphone
everybody and their mums is packing round here
cookies don't liquefy!
ever since i first went to new jersey, i have the ability to leak on command
when the pizza gets lumpy, the lasagna gets crusty
jet fuel can't melt ice cream
ONCE YOU CRESSP, YOU JUST CAN'T SPLESSP