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MrThisucks' Top 10 lists - Boobs: The Rights and Wrongs in Anime

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One of the most important aspects of anime is the character design. Who's gonna want to look at a bunch of shitty looking drawings for 30 minutes, let a lone 13 episodes? One thing I've noticed about anime is the various designs in women's breast. Most cartoons would just put whatever to ensure the viewer this is indeed a woman. Hell, if the artstyle allows them, they'll just draw a triangle on their chest and call it a day. Now I'm not an artist so I can't give a set standard for breast, so I'll juat go over a couple good and bad breast.


AZUMANGA DAIOH
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One thing I liked about this show is that when you look at them, they look like teenagers. They've blossomed not all the way, but far enough. Sasaki seems to have some pretty big boobs, but it goes well with her character because she's the big one. I bet her ass is big too if we turned her around. Osaka I don't know why but she's the same age as most of them so why is she just as flat as Chiyo? Balance? Osakan girls are late bloomers? Overall, I say boobs look alright here.

K-ON!!
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Sorry this image is so huge. Anyway, I'm having a hard time deciding here. This is an anime where the characters look a little too young, so at first glance I'd say that's a little bad. However, Mio here on the left has a good pair going on, as well as Mugi, which to me is carrying the show as far as breast go. Not everyone can have a chest like a pornstar so in this regard, I think K-ON!! is kind of honest about girls breast size. The rest of their body, however...

​KENICHI: THE MIGHTIEST DISCIPLE
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Okay, these 3 women are pretty much the only 3 that matter since they actually get screen time. The first two, Miu and Shigure respectively, have really stupidly huge breast. First off, they are martial artist and have rigorous-ass training routines. I don't care what you eat or who's genes you got, if you are a woman and do tons of exercising, those boobs of yours are going to leave you. You may think I'm exaggerating because you female readers are reading and thinking how you do your daily exercise and keep a set of breast on you, but you probably aren't doing the shit these girls are, of which I forget because I haven't seen this show in a while. Trust me though, its extreme enough to wear down tits. So why do these two have such fucking big ass tits? The only way you're going to keep a big pair of tits and be super strong like they are in Kenichi is if you got some implants, and implants on top of muscly chest look fucking weird. Kisara, this third girl here, makes sense. Despite her focusing more on strengthening her legs for combat, she still works everything else out I presume, and her breast are at a reasonable level. Not big, nor completely bad. So I say Kenichi the mightiest disciple has bad breast design.

HIGH SCHOOL OF THE DEAD
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I was trying to get official artwork of all the girls together and this is the best I could do. These are a little too big, especially that fucking nurse right there to the left. Oh man, they're grounds for some sort of eco terrorism investigation. Look at them she must have spent thousands of dollars on back treatments. Everyone else I feel like I believe there are a good amount of women with their breast size, but not 17, and not so concentrated together. Bad breast design.

FAIRY TAIL
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Despite my last point, it seems like every woman in Fairy Tail has a pretty large chest going on. Levy here in the orange is pretty much the only one not built for maximum motorboating. However, are we just supposed to believe every woman in Magnolia has big tits? Not me. Wheres all the surf boards at? Most of these woman are fairly physically active and are rocking D-cups. The hell man? I've always been pissed off with Erza's boobs because she wears that armor most of the time. and I'm thinking of all the masochistic torture she puts herself in. It looks took snug and she's just walking around, crushing her own tits. Bad boob design.

NISEKOI
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We got something going here. 1) They look like teenagers so that's nice. 2) Chitoge is supposed to be sexy since she's half Japanese half American so everything looks good. 3)Tsugumi is supposed to be secretly sexy so right here in her swimsuit she's looking right 4)Onodera is supposed to be just cute I think, like a cupcake among souffle's, which looks right so that's good 5) Ruri is the frumpy one, so she's the playing the role of the pancake well here. Everyone has fitting boobs except Marika. Fuck that girl. Watch out for her in my next blog "Top 10 Worst Girls in Their Respective Series." Overall though, everyone has good boobs.

YURU YURI
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DANMACHI


Sorry google images was so useless for this one. just go skim through episode 12 of this show real quick. Despite Hestia being a titty goddess at the tender age of 1400 and Lily being even hardcore-er oppai loli plus furbait, the rest of the cast had well paired boobs. Aiz I felt were just right, They're barely a handful. And personally, I think Lyon is the sexiest one there. Her body is just...tight to say the least. Perfect boobs all around

EIKEN
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CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY! IS THERE SCHOOL A FRONT FOR GMO'S AND STEROIDS AND ALL THESE OTHER GROWTH HORMONES? THIS IS DOWNRIGHT DISGUSTING! SURE, YOU MEN THINK THIS IS SEXY,​ BUT THIS IS A POSTER FOR A LIFE OF STRETCHMARKS, CHRONIC BACK PAIN, HUMILIATION AND COSTLY BRAZIERS. I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE WHAT THEIR NIPPLES MUST LOOK LIKE. THE BEST I COULD THINK OF IS HOW THAT SUPER VOLCANO ON MARS LOOKS LIKE FROM SPACE!
UTTERLY SHAMEFUL AND IS AMONG SOME OF THE MOST DISGRACEFUL THINGS EVER PRODUCED FOR ENTERTAINMENT, ALONG WITH SONG OF THE SOUTH, JERSEY SHORE, AND A SIBERIAN FILM. I THINK ONE OF THEM IS TEN! -666/10 ON THE BOOB SCALE!

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