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HerrVarden's Alternate-Universe Lair - Hike-Coolection (POEM)

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So I am writing
A series of weird haikus
Starting with rednecks

Redneck writes haiku
About trucks, booze and his wife
Who's his sister too

Love is quite bizarre
Why just ask my good pal, Frank

Who married his phone

My girlfriend is great
She is always by my side
Sadly she's not real


I may be something
But it does not mean a thing
There are more laws

Why are you in here?
Have you come to kill me now?

Can I say goodbye?

Word: desensitized
It's when you witness murder
And you don't do jack

I procrastinate
So I can do more fun stuff

And forget about...

Amnesia sure sucks
Sentences incom- wait, what?
Who are you again?


My identity
Might be hidden around here
But most likely not

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