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DPY's Hot Spot - Stock-Aitken-Waterman / PWL Picks - #2

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Stock-Aitken-Waterman / PWL Picks - #2

Yes sir, Daft is back with another blog entry for my Stock, Aitken, Waterman / PWL Picks series. I have listened to so much more of their music since then and I'm hoping to write more articles either with more "one-shots" or selected S/A/W-related acts in the future. So, continuing off with Picks #1, I have chosen 3 more songs from 3 different artists.





Lisa Carter - Doctor’s Orders (1988)


Stock/Aitken/Waterman weren't just a trio of popular songwriters, they were a team. And under the roof of Pete Waterman’s music studio PWL, were the “Mix Masters”. Comprised of Phil Harding, Pete Hammond, Ian Curnow and several others, these guys had a major helping hand in what made S/A/W such a big success in the Late 80’s and Early 90’s. Engineering, instruments, producing additional tracks for albums and singles, they did it all. And while they’re not busy working with the trio, they’re making fantastic remixes of other at-the-time popular European chart-toppers and dance-pop hits (Diana Ross’s Love Hangover ’88 and Five Star’s If I Say Yes to name a few). Though once in a while, the Mix Masters would try their luck making an original club hit, either with each other or finding an artist of their own. Such is the case for Lisa Carter’s 1988 single Doctor’s Orders, albeit strangely. Mixed by Pete Hammond, Lisa Carter’s version is a sweet Hi-NRG cover of the 1974 classic love song, with Sunny Leslie’s version being most successful in the UK and Ireland. However, Carol Douglas’ version proved to be an even bigger hit in the US, chartng at #2, #9, and #11 on the Disco, R&B, and Hot 100. Lisa Carter’s cover would only peak at #78 in the UK, but it has remained a favorite among EuroBeat lovers. The B-side of Doctor’s Orders contains a rare, original production from Ian Curnow, an instrumental Hi-NRG track known as Good Medicine. The song was originally intended to have lyrics, but who was to provide the vocals had never actually been confirmed. Though seeing it as it been released exclusively for Doctor’s Orders, we can only assume it was for Lisa Carter.

The Cool Notes - Make This A Special Night (1991)


The Cool Notes were mainly a Funk-Soul band of seven that had some great success during the Mid 80’s. Their most popular songs, Spend The Night and In Your Car both charted on the Top 20 in the UK (#11 and #13) and the band would be big all across Europe in 1985. However in 1986 and ’87, while continuing to make minor Dance hits, the band would be reduced by 2 members per year. By 1988, The Cool Notes were then only left with founder Steve McIntosh on keyboards, vocalist Lorraine McIntosh (Steve’s by-then loving wife), and guitarist Joseph 'J.C.' Charles. With the band’s final years in pop music, the trio would go up to the S/A/W team at PWL to record the song Make This A Special Night, a smooth, laid-back Disco track that was unlike S/A/W’s more recognizable “upbeat” and “lively” music style they had mainly stuck with in previous years. Stuff so funky, stuff so fresh, the song proved to be a major club hit in Japan, with later Hip-Hop/House remixes being produced and sold over there as well. During their stay at PWL, the band had also been working with the team on a new album, but would sadly be later cancelled with just Make This A Special Night and a ballad, Where Do We Go From Here? being released as one single, presumably due to MTaSN not being a big enough success in the UK. Fortunately, the very kind Souls on The Cool Notes official website have uploaded the demos of what would've been on the supposed PWL album, including Love Is A Freaky Thing, another S/A/W production that would also be released fully on iTunes along with its original remixes. As for The Cool Notes trio today, they have been working very closely with GAP Music in re-issuing many of their completed tracks, or releasing other unfinished demos the band had previously worked on in the past. The official website has also confirmed that another new Cool Notes album is still currently in the works.

Michaela - Take Good Care Of My Heart (1990)



I’m sort of cheating with this one. Neither Stock/Aitken/Waterman nor the Mix Masters at PWL had worked on this track, but given that Michaela Strachan was the co-host for Pete Waterman’s The Hitman and Her TV show anyway, and that Ralf René Maué, the actual producer of the song, had collaborated with other S/A/W-related artists before, like Sinitta and Samantha Fox, it might as well be a S/A/W-PWL Pick. Michaela’s mainstream music career was very brief with just 2 singles, the first being H.A.P.P.Y. Radio, a 1989 cover of the Edwin Starr classic. H.A.P.P.Y. Radio charted at #62 in the UK, but had unfortunately led to some criticism as well, with its hammy music video and the song itself just being a “cheap disgrace” to the Edwin original. The second and final single, Take Good Care Of My Heart, would be considered a much more respectable song from Strachan, and would also be performed on The Hitman and Her. TGCOMH would actually peak slightly lower on the UK chart at #66, but would later be considered an “underrated gem” from tons of her fans, myself included, as I absolutely love the whole song production and it happens to be one of my most favorite discoveries of last year. It manages to be SO, so catchy throughout and it puts me in such a good mood nearly every time I listen to it. H.A.P.P.Y. Radio is an okay track in my opinion, but Take Good Care Of My Heart is THE Michaela tune that really deserves the attention and more.

Gray Snow Development Blog - Episode 2 - The Hell's a Gray Snow, Anyway?

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Episode 2 - The Hell's a Gray Snow, Anyway?



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Alright, so it's a horror game or something. What's so special about it? Adventure horror games aren't exactly a rarity, as you've got (from the top of my head) Amnesia, Outlast, System Shock/Bioshock, Alien: Isolation, as well as a boatload of older classics that are too far in number to even bother listing, so what's the point of adding yet another title to it? Well, before I answer that question, I want to tell you a little bit about what I think of horror, at least in video games. Obviously I'm not an expert on the genre, at least compared to those who've studied it for near decades, but it's something I'm absolutely fascinated in and adore.

The problem is, as much as I love it, horror doesn't really scare me. A majority of horror games I find are dull and forced; in fact, there's maybe only three or four games that have truly scared me. The reason behind this is that most horror games lead to either of two models of horror:
  • Shock horror, or tension building up to an eventual jumpscare (or series of jumpscares). The problem with this type of horror is of the jumpscare itself. It's a single, isolated event that triggers physical reaction from the player. There's no lasting effect or thinking involved. Sure, you can play with the tension leading up to it, making the player desperately wonder when the next spooky payoff's going to be, but once you're knowledgeable of the element of a jumpscare, games that rely heavily on them simply aren't scary anymore. It's a predictable model that ultimately leads to the same composed payoff each time. That isn't to say that jumpscares should never be used, as they can be effective to rattle the player back into reality, reminding them that the world around them isn't just a static mold but rather an alive entity that's out to get them. Still, they come off as cheap if not used sparingly.
  • Creepy horror. This type's a bit more broad, but usually it comes to the use of subjects considered taboo and nasty in a horror environment. In other words, a cannibalistic enemy that's cut skin and bones that roars out and dashes towards you if you get too close. While this tends to be more creative and effective than shock horror, there's still a bunch of flaws that can arise from this. The core issue is that it's based on danger of the player's life. Seeing a monster eat someone alive in a videogame can prove to be an uncomfortable experience, but it's a given that it doesn't pose an actual threat to the player, so is it really scary? This flaw can be subverted by making the horror one of a realistic nature and reminding the player that it could happen anytime; for example, a burglar intruding your house. However, very few games have attempted doing this, and its ability to nourish legitimate gameplay is questionable. Another problem is that the aforementioned taboo tropes are subject to being overdone and exposed, thus making the game not scary. It's the reason zombies are laughable now, and that the monsters in Amnesia haven't proven to be particularly scary after a few years.
So what else is there? Well, there's a third type of horror, one that's much more sinister and unexplored. I like to refer to it as:
  • Enigmatic horror! Basically, enigmatic horror is that which explores the abstract and unknown. A series of numbers scrawled on concrete walls. A simple yet eerily familiar tune that randomly echoes from a far away city. A story whose elements feel bizarrely yet subtly nonsensical. Enigmatic horror often plays with the sentimental, the faint, and the surreal. Instead of evoking a physical reaction from the player, it makes them think and think, trying to figure out the solution to an infinite puzzle. It's a much more metaphysical art, as its goal is not to make the player fear for his/her life, but fear for the very inhuman world around them. Few games explore this genre of horror, though a few notable ones include Silent Hill 1-4, P.T., and Yume Nikki (okay it's not really a horror game but it's a really good example of a game that exhibits what I'm talking about).
That's where Gray Snow comes in! Gray Snow is built entirely around this last arc of horror. You might be asking yourself, "yeah okay it's one thing to talk about how spooky you want something to be, but it's another to explain how you're going to actually implement that already vague and abstract form of expressionism into a working game with mechanics", and to that I say, hold on a second, you silly chucklefuck, I haven't even gotten to how I'm going to do just that!

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Basically, there's a series of self-imposed standards that I'm holding while developing the game:

1. Keep it real. Perhaps the most important element of Gray Snow is its "realness". In other words, make the player feel like they're 'really there' with low-key and immersive audio, realistic-yet-not-overly-stylistic visuals, and well-researched architectural design. Putting in stuff like orchestral music dilutes the intended feel of the game. That isn't to say that the game will outright avoid formalist composition, but I don't wanna talk too much about that as I'll spoil stuff ={}


2. Keep it subtle. Also very important! Nothing about the game (at least in the earlier parts of it) should be wagging in your face. There shouldn't be anything deemed as a cliched horror element. Admittedly, this comes with a few sacrifices, as this includes definitely effective tropes like overly dark rooms. This goes hand-in-hand with number one, as nothing about the game should remind the player that they're playing a horror game.


3. Surprise the player. Occasionally shut down all barriers of standard game design (within limits of sanity and accessibility, of course). Don't be afraid to barrage the players' senses and outright fuck with them at both an aesthetic level (nonlinear narrative, color and such, etc.) and a technical level (numerous ideas, can't think of all of them). Of course, do so subtly, and if not subtly, sparingly. Again, I risk spoiling the game if I go into examples.


4. Make the world a world. In other words, don't just carelessly place props around in a scene and call it a day. Make everything tell a story. Look at everything from every perspective. Add an entire level of depth beyond the cover, with things like secrets and easter eggs. Gray Snow is hugely based around environmental storytelling, so this is crucial.


5. Make it change. One of the problems I didn't expect to see while working on Gray Snow is pacing. Pacing's not only important to Gray Snow, but horror in general. When do you go from teasing the player to bringing out the "big guns"? Either way, I'll be putting a lot of research and thought into this.


So hopefully this gives a decent look at a project I'm very excited for. It's quite ambitious, but it's something that I've wanted to see being done for a long time. As of now I'm working on converting the design that I had built in Unity to Unreal, along with a few much-needed improvements to the level design to make it less tedious; I'll make a new blog post once I've made some significant progress in the Unreal build. Also I've stayed up for nearly 24 hours now because I'm trying to reset my sleep schedule in time for school, so I apologize if anything was worded stupidly or there were a lot of typos, I'm really tired right now.

YouChew Football - Season 1, Game 7

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#20 YCP @ #1 Oklahoma

I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that YCP now has 3 players among the Top 5 Heisman candidates: Intermission, CorruptionSound, and appdirect. That's not surprising, to say the least. Also, appdirect was the offensive Player of the Week for both weeks 5 and 6. Very nice. The bad news is that this week, YCP has to play against the #1 ranked team in the nation, on their home field. I know that I've said that previous games might be a bit difficult, but this one should be the toughest of them all.

Let's talk stats for a second. Oklahoma went 12-1 in 2004, and their only loss was to USC in the National Championship. Yikes. Offensively, Oklahoma is respectable. Out of 110+ teams, they are currently ranked 32nd for rushing, and 56th for passing. Defensively, they are ranked 2nd against rushes, and 49th against the pass. I won't be afraid to rely on my running backs, but I might actually have to pass more often.

Summary:
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Stats:
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Closing Thoughts:
That might have been the most enjoyable game I've played so far. It was such a blowout, and there were just so many great plays. "Toughest of them all"? Never mind that. On Offense, things went pretty well. I had a lot more success passing the ball, despite those 3 interceptions. At least two of them had been knocked away right into the hands of a defender, so I chalk those up to chance more than anything. Rushing was just fine, but I gave more plays to my halfbacks, since I've mostly focused on my fullbacks. If I'm going to rush on the majority of plays, I might as well change who gets to rush every once in a while.

On defense, it was decisive. Multiple interceptions and sacks is always great, especially when they happen back-to-back. Why did I sub in the 2nd team defense? I don't know, I just felt giving some game time to different players. Late into the game, the CPU seemed like its performance got worse. The game started off really slow, but everything the CPU did just fell apart in the 4th Quarter. If I do decide to do a 2nd season, I think I'll raise the difficulty, just to make things more interesting.

The only real kicking trouble I had was after a penalty set me back (15 yards?) on the extra point attempt. Whatever.

Next time, YCP travels to Iowa State.

MrThisucks' Top 10 lists - Top 10 Best Anime Waifu's

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My first blog. pls no h8

#10-Kuroneko from Oreimo
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To kick off this list, we got Kuroneko. While most people may get their heart swept by Kirino in this anime about female otaku's and incest, Kuroneko really shines in her role of the gal pal of Kyousuke who challenges his love for his sister. Kuroneko is infinitely better than Kirino for several reasons:
  • Kuroneko is well-read in literature
  • she cares for her siblings
  • not tsundere
  • doesn't model (modeling is just a gateway to bulimia)
  • dresses better than Kirino even as she cosplays
When she reveals that she loves Kyousuke, it totally drives the whole show in a new direction, albeit for like, 5 episodes. She's really cool, really nice, would waifu for life. THIS IS BARELY NUMBER 10!

#9-Every chick from Sgt. Frog
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All of them are fun women. They are just so enjoyable. Angol Mois is a ditsy destroyer of worlds, Momoka is kind of crazy but kind of shy and $$ I$ LOADED BABY $$ and is mostly nice, Koyuki is a spunky ninja, Natsumi is voiced by Cherami Leigh, The ghost chick is a cute ghost, and the mom is a super chill manga artist. Umm, did it just hit you that this anime was secretly a harem? I mean, Natsumi is just kind of there, but she's kind of hot right?

#8-Launch from Dragon Ball
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They say "Never stck your dick in crazy," but Launch ain't crazy. In most of Dragon Ball, she was just there to cause a ruckus, but she was a good laugh every now and then. She's really cool because sometimes she's this sweet, cute, submissive housewife type woman, but other times she becomes this savage badass from New Jersey. She's two girls in one! If your taking a nice stroll with her down the street, then BAM, a criminal!-you could just make her sneeze and she'll turn that mugger into Swiss cheese. Then you could make her sneeze again and she'd...I don't know. Bake some cookies? She's extraordinarily gorgeous too, man. I can just look at her all day. Plus its hilariously cute when she goes all tsundere for Tien.

#7-Tomoko from Watamote
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Now this may just be a very biased opinion, but Tomoko seems like she's real desperate SHE WANTS A BOYFRIEND BAD!!! I like her because she's practically a dude with nice, long, messy feminine hair and a vagina. I see myself in Tomoko:
  • awkward
  • self destructive
  • bitter
  • shut in
  • misanthropic
  • perverse
it makes her quite an amusing character to see on screen. She doesn't know how to be a functional member in society. Herself can't be. This vicious cycle just yearns to be broken.

#6-Squid Girl from Squid Girl
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Now I ain't no furry or scaly, or any of that other funky stuff, but she made me love squids. Squid girl is really funny because she's like 12 or something a charges in acting like she's tough shit or something and gets tossed around by a girl who has small eyes even for an Asian. Squid girl has these tentacles for hair and doesn't know anything about the surface world so the whole show is ironically a fish out of water story. She's real cute and I wish there was romance in this anime because I would have liked to see her react to someone loving her not all stalker-like. I assume that when you kiss her she'd taste salty. I'd kiss her all day for that salt kiss. Salt kiss...sounds like a hair metal song.

#5-Minami from Baka and Test
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I got a thing for animated tomboys, and luckily, Minami makes the list. In Baka and Test, Minami serves as the boob-less one that loves that main character Akihisa, who kind of shows more affection to the big-tittied girl Himeji, who's love is undeserved because she's only book smart. Everything else about her is shit. Minami has a lot going for her
  • Better face than Himeji
  • Redhead but has a nice tan complexion so she isn't a ginger
  • German. Makes her more interesting
  • Athletic
  • Nice to her sister
  • Can cook
And Ok, I know that at #10 I made it seem like tsundere's suck, but its more admirable with her than with Kirino because Kirino comes off as a bitch but Minami isn't full-on tsundere. She just has a hard exterior. She's literally that kid in kindergarten who hits boys to show that she likes them. Akihisa has to get beat every once in a while. So what? Quit taunting her by making fun of her boobs. My favorite episode of Baka and Test is when they show when she first came to Japan and couldn't speak Japanese too well yet, so Akihisa tries to ask if he could be her friend but he tried speaking in French instead of German. Minami's realization just breaks my her and I always tear up. Its such a beautiful way to flourish love.

#4-Juvia from Fairy Tail
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To start off, please watch this copyright-avoiding video. I can't even begin to describe the beauty, the pure, almost animalistic romance that Juvia exist in. Juvia is my favorite wizard because she just has so much love to give to Grey, but he just refuses. What the fuck is his problem man? In that arc where she first joins Fairy Tail and Laxus wrecks havoc all over the town, theres this scene where she and two other wizards are trapped in this forcefield or something and the only way to leave is to fight each other and come out victorious or else be blown up by a timed explosive. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES TO BE ACCEPTED IN THE GUILD TO GET CLOSER TO A MAN WHO WILL NEVER LOVE HER BUT SHE'LL DIE TRYING TO WIN OVER?She jumps up to the blown and BLOWS HERSELF UP so that she wouldn't have to fight anyone! Bruno Mars has that song "Grenade" where he says he catch a grenade for you, but Juvia will gladly, EVEN STEAL THE DAMN GRENADE, to have it blow up in her face to prove a point. Prove that she loves GREY-SAMA. COULD YOU DO THAT BRUNO, YOU TALENTLESS BASTARD!She's just so lovable and so, so damn sexy. I wish she would move on.

#3-Haruko from FLCL
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Pssh! Look at that big head! Anyway, Haruko is fucking cool because she's from outer space. She comes down to earth to find soem space pirate or something but uses this little dude to take his power..you know I don't remember too much about FLCL because I haven't seen it in a while, but you know, I remember her seducing that kid and she was totally DTF and she was going to show him the world on the back of her moped. Don't you wish you could leave your boring life behind and be with her for the rest of your life every once in a while? To go out and see bigger, better things?

#2-Ritsu from K-ON!!
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Another tomboy, Ritsu is my favorite K-ON!! girl because she is very energetic and charismatic. You got Yui, the dumbass of the group, Mugi, I don't even know how to describe her, Mio, she's hot but squeamish, which isn't bad but kind of holds her back from being the best one because my she's really pretty but her personality is meh, Asuza, no one likes her, and Ui who would also be the best of the bunch if she just let Yui figure out shit one her own. Ritsu though, is the one you go to after school practice to hang out with though. She'll tell embarrassing stories, eat cake and drink tea, go out and start running maybe, she's just such a wildcard. She resonates with youth and energy that is so contagious and watching her do something just makes you wanna do something. I guess her only fault is her deep attachment to Mio, which I guess is understandable because there isn't much dating in her life who else is she supposed to cling to? I wish it could be me.
#1-Tenma from School Rumble
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Close your eyes. Think back to when you where in school. Think of that cute girl who would always be funny and goofy, but wasn't like those shitty chicks who were all "I'M SO RANDUMB ZOMGZ LOL MYSPACE.COM!!!" This one was to genuine thing. She was caring, honest, may not have been a big help but always had good intentions, and you were powerless to do anything but love her, as if her aura of enchantment was like a doom looming over the horizon of an entire race and you had nothing left to do in your power but embrace it. You get Tenma Tsukamoto. This girl man. Thank God she isn't real because I'd probably just crush my own heart. Tenma is that girl that only exist to spread joy to humanity. To be in her presence is to partake in the best moment of your life. If you are currently in love or have loved, you still don't know the joy, the complete ecstasy that is evoked when you watch School Rumble. Truly, her one flaw is her awful taste in men. Harima has the personality of a doorknob DOORKNOBS HAVE MORE PERSONALITY THAN HIM! Just quit reading this blog, go watch the whole anime [or read the whole manga if you're a fast reader] and then come back. Then you'll understand.

Corn's Not Porn Blog - FOOD REVIEWZ: Newman's Own Con Queso Salsa

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Don't buy it.
Seriously you.
Reading this.
Don't buy it.
Yeah it may have the legend Paul Newman on it.
But don't buy it.
Yeah it may be cheap at your local Walmart.
But don't buy it.
It smells like a diarrhea infested diaper from a baby that ate moldy cheddar cheese, man
Its smells more awful than The King's bathroom after having his dinner.
Maybe more awful than the floors of Hyrule.
Its taste like dog vomit. NO not even berserk dog would vomit something this vile.
I mean Paul Newman's face on the jar said it all.
From his delightful smile, his mustachio, that fucking sombrero.
Like it seem like the perfect dip with such presentation like that.
But no. Its not.
Its evil inside a jar. And I find it a crime against humanity thats it still being sold to this day.
If Martin Lut Paul Newman were alive today he would go the front office of Newman's Own and punch the CEO in the dick or something.
Its.
Just.
Bad.
Like don't buy it man.
Buy those store brand dips at least they'll taste at the most slightly better than this abomination.
So don't buy it
Dont.

YouChew Football - Season 1, Game 8

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#15 YCP @ Iowa State

Now that the OU game is over, the rest of the season should be even easier than before. This game will be no exception. There's not much to say beyond that. ISU's Offense is ranked 96th, with their rushing ranked 69th and their passing ranked 85th. In 2004, ISU went 7-5 and won their bowl game, which is decent, but they didn't defeat any ranked teams. Nothing to worry about. Their defense is the only thing worth noting, with their rush defense coming in at 108th and their pass defense coming in at 12th place, which is respectable. In any case, I'll do my best to pass more often than usual.

Dark Fox will be substituted in for tabull, for this game. I'll try to cycle more players into the QB spot as time goes on, just for variety.

In the Heisman running, appdirect and Intermission are #1 and #2, respectively. It's very likely that they'll win a lot of other awards as well, and other players on YCP will probably win an award or two.

Also, Cornflakes has to be suspended for 2 games due to Academics. Whoops.

By the way, if you're wondering how I gauge plays (Short, Medium, Big, etc.) I typically follow something like this:
Short = 10 yards or less
Medium = 10-19 yards
Big = 20-29 yards
Huge = 30+ yards

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Closing Thoughts:
I'm satsified with how this game turned out, even though it could've been better. On offense, I got kinda worried when I almost lost 2 players. Since one of them is a Heisman candidate, that could've been particularly bad. But it doesn't look like that will be a problem after all. I think I made more passing attempts than I normally do, but among those were some pretty bad ones, hence the interceptions. Rushing was alright, and appdirect and Intermission are still in the running for the Heisman, but Intermission dropped to #3. It probably won't stay that way for long.

On defense, everything went alright. Plenty of sacks and tackles for loss, but no interceptions. That's a bit disappointing, but ISU had virtually nothing in terms of passing anyway. The fumbles made up for it, though. No problems in the kicking game to speak of. Maybe I've finally figured it out.

Up next, YCP plays against Colorado in The Forum.

The most pointless blog in existence - YouTube poop review

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I do not like seeing poop. poop is natural waste that comes out of you. so videos of poop on YouTube are bad because I don't want to stare at my poop.

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I did not use /10 because MATHEMATICS IS COOL

MrThisucks' Top 10 lists - My Top 10 Favorite Anime Openings

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DISCLAIMER: DON'T CRY WHEN YOUR ANIME DOESN'T MAKE THE CUT
#10-THE GOOD 4KIDS OPENINGS





4kids is notoriously shitty at localizing anime. Hell, some people are still scarred by the heaving censoring of One Piece (not me though, I don't care.) They turned rice balls into donuts, cigarettes into lollipops, and bento boxes into McDonalds, but you'd only be lying to yourself if you didn't this these themes were the best things ever. My dream is that they'll disband and Funimation will take all their musicians a make sweet English tunes forever.

#9-SERIAL EXPERIMENTS LAIN


I ain't gonna lie, this is still in my backlog. I hope its good because I need to check this out after watching Yuru Yuri. Of all anime, am I right? But I digress. This theme...seems(?) to set the tone for, Big Brother type dystopian society? There's this girl and she seems a little absent minded. I don't know why but, you'd know if you saw it. I haven't.

#8-GHOST STORIES


This anime is shit in Japanese and pretty much a practical joke in English, but man is that one terrific song. This anime doesn't even deserve a song this good. The chord progressions, the vocals, the queue's, the lyrics, the solo in the full song. It's like a masterpiece painted on an abandoned building. The imagery isn't even good either. Hell, its pretty boring. But this song is just so powerful, so energetic, I JUST WANNA GO OUTSIDE AND RUN UNTIL I DIE!

#7-NEON GENESIS EVANGELION


Bongos. Trumpets. Subliminal messages. Staring off into the distance. All of these things make for one of the most perfect and influential anime themes ever created. My favorite thing about Evangelion's theme is that it's simple, but its not boring. It shows a lot but it doesn't tell the whole story of everything. And its not some J-pop song they bought for $10 either, this sounds like some tango song or something. Its just so cool!

#6-ALL THE BLOOD+ THEMES





That first one is just the best one out of the batch man. The guitar sounds like a sitar for some reason, and its all nice and calm, the the drums come in and ITS LIKE SOMEONE BOMBED YOUR HOUSE! THEN SAYA STARTS RUNNING AND THERE'S ANIME LINES BEHIND HER AND SHE'S FLIPPING HER KITANA AND then it calms and shows eyes and embryo's and x-rays until they start palm-muting the guitars then your realize you only have so much time before they come back AND ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF TO HELL AND BACK! Man it's so great. The second theme is just chill and its a sweet tune to go with the best arc of the show when they find out about all this corporate conspiracy and these other freaks. But it has this fun and carefree attitude to it that, in the sense of the show, is long forgotten. The dad died and they're on this chase to kill a girl just like Saya and all their friends are all like "Wha..they were just a group of adopted kids from Okinawa..." and its kind of sad. The third theme is pretty meh, but compared to other anime themes its good for what it is. The show started to suck at that point. And the forth one has some pretty not good vocals, but the visuals and the instrumentation make up for it. Its pretty good anyway though, like a mistake that solves the problem. At that point the show got its shit together and stopped being "Hey lets go kill Saya and fail" "Hey I'm Saya and I keep having a flashback where I run in a CGI hallway." and was just people turning into monsters and hacking and slashing. Man, 1/4th of the show sucked.

#5-FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST BROTHERHOOD FIRST OPENING


Its been 5 years since we saw the Elric brothers on TV. They failed to bring back their mother and restore their bodies, BUT NOW THEIR BACK TO KICK SOME ASS! This is pretty much what this theme song is saying. I like it because this anime has a lot of action but maintains its seriousness, and this song conveys that. And the other theme songs do too; the second theme is funner and the show has more action and a bigger sense of humor at this point with the introduction of those Chinese people, the third theme I actually don't know because this one was weird, etc. But man I think this theme song was what really made me care about theme songs.

#4-DR.SLUMP (1997) SECOND OPENING


Hey its another anime in my backlog. Now a lot of you might not know this but Akira Toryama, creator of the Dragon Ball series, had an anime/manga series about an android who ruthlessly destroyed the environment and ate shit with fairies...or something along those lines. Dr. Slump was more carefree of an anime and was just about an android who liked to mess around her home town. It was nice and relaxing and you watched it to take a load off. When I hear this song, I forget there are wars and plagues and racism, and just enjoy that woman's childish singing, as if she is innocent and carefree like a child. It's beautiful. But I HATE BRUNETTE ARALE!

#3-HIGH SCHOOL OF THE DEAD


CALL ME A PLEB ALL YOU WANT THIS SONG IS THE TITS MAN! HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE! IF THIS SONG WAS MADE IN THE '70'S IT'D BE THE "FORTUNATE SON" OF EXPLOITATION FILMS! WHEN I HEAR THIS SONG I JUST WANNA DRIVE AND DRIVE UNTIL EVERYTHING IS DEAD AND I'VE LEFT THIS PLANET BEHIND! H.O.T.D. FOR LIFE!

#2-DRAGON BALL Z JAPANESE OPENING


Hironobu Kageyama, the man who sings this song, was a fanboy for Dragon Ball when he made this. He shat himself when the asked if he could make a theme song for Z, for which he replied "Make love to me on this table!" For real though, he considers this his best song and loves to perform it. Who could blame him? This song is not just a theme song; its an anthem. DBZ is an adventure of a lifetime (I actually liked Dragon Ball better but whatever) and this song, paired with the footage of glaciers breaking and Goku...gathering electricity(?) and great apes just let you know you're on an adventure of a fucking lifetime. I mean Rock the Dragon is cool and all, but it doesn't compare to the beauty and amazement in Cha-La Head-Cha-La.

Time for a quick list of the top 10 honorable mentions:
My Little Monster for reminding me of the early 2000's
Kill La Kill for having a HUGE spoiler in it and sounding so cool!
Gurren Laggan for being as epic as FUCKING TOSSING GALAXIES AT EACH OTHER!
Attack on Titan because despite me thinking it blows, the theme song is good (same with Sword Art Online)
Fist of the North Star for being the most hardcore love song
Paranoia Agent just for laughs
The Fourth Fullmetal Alchemist theme for being the only good one
Blood-C for having a theme song better than the entire show
Corpse Princess because even when they had it on Netflix no one watched it but its a good watch for being pretty mediocre


#1-MADOKA MAGICA


Oh man, I just cried a little. This theme is just tug after tug from the rug Madoka Magica pulls from under you. It's just a regular magical girl opening with some goofy wardrobe malfunctions, transformations, friendship, and girlish running to a song by clariS and you're like "oooh this looks like fun!" But really, this is all warming up to be one of the most tragic anime ever made. Just stop reading and go watch all 12 episodes, or just the first four if you just want a rough idea. Fuck Clannad. This is the real shit.

Thanks for reading!

MrThisucks' Top 10 lists - My Top 10 Favorite Anime Endings

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DISCLAIMER: NO TEARS ;)

Hello and welcome to another top 10 list!

#10-ELFEN LIED


Elfen Lied is very interesting. According to TheLlama of myanimelist.com, "Some people call it a 'masterpiece', people some call it 'perverted', some people don't know what to say, and some call it 'horrible'. The first is true, the second is an exaggeration, the third is understandable, and the fourth is so wrong." Whatever the case, I love this lovely tune after seeing a bunch of people poorly voiced-acted gets slaughtered with cat-ear bones. Man, I forgot about this song too. Its fun!

#9-BLACK BUTLER FIRST ENDING


Fun fact: The title of this show is a huge letdown. This show was pretty boring, but it was exciting to have a song cheering about being alive at the end, It's as if she is celebrating surviving the tedium of watching Black Butler. I'M ALIIIIIVE! This singer also speaks English well, so we never have to hear I'M ARIIIIVE! But then we got this ending theme and everyone who didn't love shotacon was really considering whether they were gonna stick around for this crap.

#8-ERGO PROXY


Radiohead? What the hell?

#7-SQUID GIRL


This song is like a lullaby. "We had fun today, now go and wait for the next episode in sleepy land :3" They expect my to have a life aside from watching TV? You're fools Japan! Fools! This ending is nice and cute and a nice lull to prepare yourself to another episode of a fish pun making madwoman.

#6-NEON GENESIS EVANGELION


OHMYGODPATTERNBLUEITSANANGELANDITSNOTEVENANORMALONEITHACKSCOMPUTERSANDATTACKSYOURSUBCONSCIOUSGETINTHEPLANESHINJIOHNOIMSHITJIANDIHAVEDADDYISSUESWAAHWAAHWAAAHOHNOREIDIEDANDCAMEBACKAGAINANDASUKAHASNOSELFESTEEMANDWENTINTOACOMA!
~Fly me to the moon, and let me play among the stars~

#5-THE CURRENT FAIRY TAIL ENDINGS


The is not only good, but they're flaunting all these sexy wizards like playboy models! YES!

#4-SHIN CHAN ENGLISH ENDING


Not many people know this, but the lyrics are an observation on post WWI society.


Woke up late this morning
A storm was really rollin'
Frogs and dogs were raining from the sky
Everything seems awkward to me
Nothing's just as it should be
If this keeps on I'm sure I won't get by
But then I close my eyes and try to smile
I know things are bad and getting worse
But after all this I can rest awhile
And then I'll party party

During the 1920's people had just recovered from the most fucked up war ever (until WWII) and they decided "We'll I don't wanna face that all my life, let's get drunk!" And so they got drunk and listened to jazz and women wore shorter skirts and forgot all their troubles. Now read those lyrics again. Don't they seem like its someone who wants to just escape their fucked up life and try to party? LIKE PEOPLE IN THE ROARING 20'S!?

#3-AKU NO HANA


Now I know everyone hated this show because its ugly as fuck, but aside from that its very haunting and eerie. This ending fits very well with the tone of this show, of a guy who got caught in the act of being a sick fuck so he's being blackmailed to be even more of a sick fuck as he cries about no one in Japan giving a shit about some horny French poet. If you were one of the people who thought this anime looked like shit so it must be shit, take a second look.

#2-WATAMOTE


This one is just hard to not like. The singing is good, the visuals are excellent, especially how there are the little details of Tomoko scratching her ass and how it's like she's singing and there are only 3 different phones and then she drops one. I don't know how we got that fucking scary ass opening, but at least we got Tomoko singing about her own stupidity.

#1-CHOBITS SECOND ENDING



I actually don't like Chobits. The story was lame, the characters were shit, there was only 2 sexy chicks, the art style made everyone look like zombies, and the only good thing that happened in the show was that one dude who banged his college professor and that episode about the baker marrying his computer. And I watched the fucking dub so that was a death sentence. "ChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChiChi" Man its horrible. but it had some damn good tunes. As I sat through this anime and the ending theme came on, I reflected on my own past love lives and how distant I am with the people I surround myself with and who surround me, how aimless I travel amidst this passage known as life. How none of us have any physical attachment or detachment of any kind to any being yet we still feel we need to intermingle with the rest of humankind and materials of no true significance. But yeah, fuck Chobits, go second ending theme.

Thanks for reading!

Venty's Septic Funbox - Top 10 Video Games From 1999

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In my personal opinion, 1999 was probably the best year for gaming. Why? Well, we had a bunch of interesting game releases including a few which have lived on as cult classics while others became revolutionary or well known for their gameplay features. Truthfully though, I never got to play any of these games until I was in my teens and onward but I enjoyed them none the less. Here are my top 10 favorite games of 1999:

10. Lego Rock Raiders. (PC)


This is the probably the one of the few notable PC game releases of that year for younger audiences and Lego Fans. Lego Rock Raiders is pretty much the equivilant of an RTS but instead of heavy amounts of combat like you would expect in games like Starcraft, you had to deal with managing your resources and your base. Of course it never would be interesting if it was easy, would it? You'd have to deal with constant landslides, your air supply running low, buildings losing power, constant landslides, rock monsters causing a ruckus, slimy slugs draining power from your buildings, did I mention constant landslides? Anyway, this game continues to be a cult classic to the point there is a community of fans who develop mods and addons for this game. However, while the PC version of the game flourished, the Playstation version unfortunately crashed and burned...
9. X: Beyond The Frontier


One of the more obscure games that came from a European Game Development Company named Egosoft, X: Beyond The Frontier is a space trading and combat simulator game that served as the first in a series of semi-popular sci-fi games with an interesting setting. It takes place in the year 2912, a couple of centuries after the human race recovered from a war caused by their own AI Terraformers and lost contact with all of their colonies beyond Sol. You play as a pilot whose craft carries an experimental jump drive which could function without the need for the Jump Gates that were destroyed a long time ago. When a test of your drive goes wrong you end up on a different end of the universe with multiple alien races, a war against the machines known as the Xenon, and a offshot of the human race that has long since forgotten about the planet Earth. Now you're stuck trying to find a way back home while building up your finances through trading wares, taking down enemy craft, and building up an economic juggernaut.
8. Half-Life: Opposing Force


An expansion to one of the first games by Valve, Half-Life: Opposing Force came out in 1999 after being published by another small game development company known as Gearbox Software. You play as a member of the Hazardous Environment Combat Unit (HECU) of the United States Marine Corps. Your original mission was to take down the protagonist of the original game, Gordon Freeman but after being stranded at Black Mesa you have to fight for your own survival while encountering new allies, new enemies, and using a new arsenal of weaponry. This game was also well known for the fact it had a Capture-The-Flag gamemode which didn't exist in the original game. Out of all of the expansions for the original Half-Life, this one is personally my favorite!
7. Counter-Strike 1.6


BOMB HAS BEEN DEFUSED! COUNTER-TERRORISTS WIN! What was originally a popular team-based multiplayer mod for Half-Life would later become the first of a series of games by its original creators alongside Valve. Counter-Strike is a team-based FPS where you play as Terrorists or Counter-Terrorists and try to complete certain objectives before the enemy team wins. For each win (or loss) you gain a certain amount of (fake) cash that you use to purchase various weapons such as an AK-47 assault rifle and equipment such as a bomb-defusal kit. It is still being played today despite the fact that many gamers are playing one of its later sequels: Counter-Strike: Global Offensive.
6. Jet Force Gemini


Ah, Rareware! The same company that was responsible for many titles for the N64 including Conker's Bad Fur Day and Goldeneye 007. Of course there were a couple of other more obscure games that they made for that console such as one of my personal favorites: Jet Force Gemini. This is a sci-fi-themed Third-Person Shooter where you played as one of three characters and try to save the numerous worlds and their inhabitants from an army of alien insectoids that look like army ants. I remember my brother playing this on the N64 but I never really got to play it until he leant it to me when I was in High School. Although I never finished the game, I do plan on eventually trying to get my own N64 and my own copy of the game...either that or I'll use an emulator!
5. Homeworld

Before Relic Software created the Company Of Heroes games or the W40K: Dawn Of War games, this was their first title and possibly one of the classic RTS games of the 90s. Using revolutionary gameplay, hand-drawn cinematic cutscenes, a beautiful and appropriate score for the soundtrack, Homeworld instantly became one of my favorites. You play as a race of humans who have for years been stuck on a desert planet, until they discovered the ruins of an ancient starship which not only revealed their origins but also their true homeworld. After building a massive mothership and having their planet bombed to hell and back, you have to help lead these exiles on a journey back home. You have to deal with space pirates, territorial religious zealots, and the very empire that tossed your race far away from home. As of two months ago, the high definition revamp of the original game and its sequel was released along with the classic games that started the series in the first place.
4. Starcraft: Brood War

An expansion that continues the storyline of the original Starcraft and introduces new units that would eventually make it into its sequel, this is Starcraft: Brood War. Much like the original game, there are three campaigns to play in order with each of the three races, and the same hero characters from the original along with some newcomers. This is one of the games that would eventually bring us tons of matches on Battle.net, an improved version of the infamous Zerg Rush, and become the equivilant of a sport in South Korea (That is until Starcraft 2 was released. 8P)
3. Unreal Tournament (AKA UT99)

Unreal Tournament is one of the first games by Epic Studios and the one that would bring the first incarnation of the unreal engine to gamers everywhere. It makes up for its storyline with bits and pieces of lore, its impressive AI, and an interesting Sci-Fi FPS experience unlike any other. It had many of the gamemodes you'd see in FPS shooters today such as deathmatch, team deathmatch, capture the flag, domination, last man standing, and assault. You also had a variety of weapons from a pair of pistols, to a flechette launcher, to a rifle that shoots green sticky goop, and to the infamous one-shot mini-nuke launcher that is the redeemer. If you haven't played this game, play it. I gurantee it'll entertain you for hours!
2. System Shock 2

Before there was rapture, there was the FTL Starship Von Braun. Before plasmids, you had psionic powers. Before splicers, you had hybrids. Before Bioshock, you had System Shock 2 and it is still considered an awesome game! Taking place after the events of the first System Shock game, you start off as a recruit for one of the three branches of the UNN military, The Marine Corps (Guns, lots of guns!), The Navy (1337 H4XX1NG FTW!), and the OSA (I will now assault your mind with sublminal messages.). After several tours of duty, you end up transferring to the Von Braun where you find that not only have you been cybernetically augmented but you've also ended up in a starship where all hell has broken loose and your only ally is the same malevolant AI who caused this in the first place! This is the same game mind you, that is the spiritual predecessor to the BioShock games. Granted, the graphics of this game are a bit dated but you have a massive community of modders and followers to fix that, now don't you? If you liked BioShock, you'll love this game.
1. Legend Of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time

You probably saw this one coming, right? Right? If you didn't then too bad...Anyway, this Legend Of Zelda title is tied with Majora's Mask for a very good reason. Its the one of the first of the Legend Of Zelda games to have full 3D graphics and animation along with having revolutionary technology that would be used in later titles. And much like Jet Force Gemini, I remember watching my brother play this game. Truthfully, I didn't play this on the N64 but rather when my family bought our gamecube we got the promotional game disc that had both Majora's Mask and Ocarina Of Time along with a 30-minute demo of Wind Waker. Despite that little fact, it felt like I was playing the original game on the N64 and I personally enjoyed every moment of this game.

Well that's it for now, I hope you enjoyed viewing this post. Feel free to post up your favorite games from 1999 below if you wish. Cheers!

YouChew Football - Season 1, Game 9

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Colorado @ #14 YCP

First things first. appdirect still leads the Heisman running, with Intermission falling to third placed. I'm not worried. They both get plenty of plays, and when I do use them, the results are quite satisfactory.

More substitutions too. Super Yoshi will be taking Hoipendaddy's spot as a Tight End, Ing will take over King D's spot as a Receiver, MAZZ0 will be the CEnter, in place of PullThePower, and King D will be Quarterback for this game. Cornflakes should return for the next game after the suspension.

This time around, I'm playing against The University of Colorado. They went 8-5 in 2004, which sounds good until you realize that they lost against every team who was ranked #25 or better. They did win the Houston Bowl, for what its worth. In game, heir Rushing offense is a decent 31st place, while their passing offense is a mediocre 84th place. On defense, they are 74th and 57th against the Rush and Pass, respectively. I won't even pretend that this will be tough. Although, I will say that YCP's Passing Offense is a horrendous 111th. I really need to change that.

Summary:
Spoiler


Stats:
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Closing Thoughts:
That could've gone better in some areas, but it was a good game overall. On offense, I missed far too many passes. I think that I just have poor timing. Or I'm throwing into areas where the defenders can react too quickly. However, I did get more yards than I typically do. That's a plus. For rushing, things went well, as usual. I'd like to balance how many plays appdirect and Intermission both get, since appdirect is is getting a bit more. I think I'll start running the Option more, as opposed to running so many plays straight at the defense.

That might have been the best defensive game yet. Colorado got a few good passes here and there, but look at those interceptions. 3 Ints returned for TDs with plenty of sacks? Oh yeah. Still, no fumbles is a bit disappointing. Not much to say about the Kicking game, despite the fact that the wind was a lot worse than usual.
I should add that there are only 2 more games, plus a Bowl game left in this season. At this point, I'm inclined to do another season, but I'm not sure yet.

Next time, The University of Texas (#4) visits The Forum.

MrThisucks' Top 10 lists - Top 10 Best Dubbed Anime

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Sup bitches.

#10: Squid Girl
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Yeah, its just Squid Girl. Whatever. The only reason its on the list is because pf the company that dubbed it. Media Blasters is the company that dubs your favorite lewdish anime from last year and shits on it. They did a bunch of shows and didn't hire female voices, but had adolescent boys suck some helium and gave them a script. Okay, maybe I'm lying but its like when you get your hair cut at a barber college. It sucks but you gotta let them do it so that they'll not suck. Squid Girl doesn't suck. Everyone sounds right. The only problem would be some shitty fish puns here and there, but you had to to stick to the source. Are you squidding me?

#9-YAMADA'S FIRST TIME
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So this one is here because it was so easy to just neglect this show and have some group of rejects voice this show because its ecchi and no one would care, right? WRONG! They had all the good voice actors get off their ass for this one and voice act the shit out of it. This anime, if you're wondering is about a girl named Yamada who is on a quest to have sex with 100 boys in high school. High brow right? So I'm glad they gave this show as much care as they would any other show.

#8-NEON GENESIS EVANGELION
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Pssh, who am I kidding, REDNECK CLASSMATES? WHAT THE FUCK HAHAHAHAHA!

#7-D. GRAY MAN
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Wow there is no good artwork for this show. I'm also feeling way in over my head so bear with me on this list. This anime is pretty rad. I think they gotta kill the devil with Innocence or some shit because the devil goes around offering dead bodies to be turned into balloons with guns. Then we got these dudes who are a bunch of teens who are looking for old dudes to fight an all-out war. We get a chick with a grandfather clock and a vampire who fights with his teeth. Oh yeah, the shows good in English.

#6-NEGIMA! MASTER NEGI MAGI
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Had to put something. I always have the worst times with #6. Negima! Master Negi Magi is half magical girl, half harem. How could it go wrong right? Well, it could have been voiced by a bunch of men who get repeated kicked in the groin to maintain a high pitch, but it had a bunch of good VA's and for that I applaud it. Though in the other series Negima!? its just real stupid and has no redemption. Watch the one that has this grainy-90's-ish look to it. Its the superior series IMO. DON'T FORGET TO WATCH IT DUBBED!

#5-FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST: BROTHERHOOD
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Now where talking! FMAB is fucking kickass and has all these better things that the first series and everything makes more sense. Man, fuck everyone who enjoyed all that bullshit with Scar having Lust as an ex, a terminator, Edward killing his mom, and alchemy fueling Nazi killings. Gimme all this good shit here. Gimme huge government conspiracy and a goofy Chinese prince. Oh yeah, Vic Mignogna actually made a slightly more unique voice for Edward, one that was present in the original series, actually I think most of the cast was present to replay all the same roles, but fuck the first one man.

#4-FLCL
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Holy shit man. Do you know what "fooly cooly" is? Neither do I. This show is the epitome of loser teenagers. We go the main character who tries to be all mature, his brothers girlfriend who wants a good replacement, and the governors daughter who can't get laid...I think. Anyway this anime is fucking off the walls, considered The Yellow Submarine of anime for its oddness and its amazing soundtrack. It sounds good in English.

#3-WELCOME TO THE N.H.K.
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Man, what was I thinking making this list? I don't have much to talk about. What am I supposed to say? "They pronounced the Tsu instead of morphing it with the next consonant?" Can't stop now though, right? Where FLCL is loser teens, NHK is an anime with loser adults. The main character is a hikikomori, his neighbor is a otaku who always blast the same damn awful theme music and this girl who tries to "dehikikormorolize" the main character is socially inept. Its a damn heartbreaking show about a dude who can't...live. He can't function. Satou has no skills, no hopes, he just stays inside fucking moping. The author tried to write about hikikomori's, then became a hikikomori, and finished his novel to get out of his hikikomori slump supposedly. Ain't that rad? This anime got dubbed and contained all this despair and hopelessness that this show had. You should watch this because its a sight to behold.

#2-AZUMANGA DAIOH
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Well, not much went wrong. The original Japanese audio had funny times. But the dub had all these sweet voices and none of them sounded like shit. Maybe Chio's if you really hate listening to children naturally speak. I really like the teacher because she does sound like some incompetent paycheck teacher, something I'm glad the teacher in K-ON!! sounded like in the dub. What I really like is the localization on Osaka. Since Osakans talk all weird and shit they had to something English speakers had to get (disregarding Canada and England, cuz AMERICA FUCK YEAH!) so they made Osaka a southerner. Then she walks around with her cute ass accent sounding like a southern bell. She may be a surfboard when it comes to looks but that voice is fucking sexy. I'd fuck a surfboard to hear that shit.

#1-CROMARTIE HIGH SCHOOL
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I haven't seen this show in forever, but when I saw it, it was cool. I don't know, sorry for this lame ass list. Next list will be top 10 cumsluts in Fairy Tail! Anyway this show is just about some dude in a wacky high school! But its a little slow and its got some good humor, and some dudes talk nicely.

Thanks for reading!

peter talks sometimes - Rant 11

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Hi all. I'm annoyed at more music stuff. This time it has nothing to do with discussing, comparing and contrasting music genres (thank the lord) because I can go on about that for hours.

Anyway, sometimes friends of mine at school, on here, anywhere like to ask me about music. It's no secret to anyone that I listen to a lot of music pretty much all the time, so a common question I get is "how many songs do you have on your ipod?" It's a weirdly specific question, but I find out and answer anyway. At this very moment, I have 7,175 songs in my itunes (and in conjunction, my ipod) I usually get a split reaction from people when they hear this big number. One reaction I get is just "whoa! that's a lot of music!" and the other reaction I get is "why don't you just listen to the music on youtube?" Now, I've mostly heard the "SAVE SPACE AND LISTEN TO MUSIC ON YOUTUBE" thing from people I go to school with. When it comes to music, obviously there aren't many like me at school. Obviously not everyone is going to care about the quality of their music, so long as they're listening to the music in any way they can. I get that, and that's fine, but it's not for me. So, why does everyone that mention listening to music on youtube have to act like they've found the light, as in, they think their method is infinitely better than mine. Every single person, I'm talking, has sounded ever so slightly patronizing when telling me about their genius music listening ways. Well, nobody asked y'all how you listened to your music.

But while I generally avoid using youtube for portable music listening (because it takes up a fuck-load of mobile data on a phone plan that isn't unlimited ha ha) I do use it a lot at home for finding music before I either buy or download it. Now, when I get into bands, I really, really can get into them. What I mean by this, is, I like to find all sorts of rare stuff to listen to. Whether it be bootlegs, B-sides, demos, I have to have them. Usually they aren't terribly difficult to find. If I were to torrent the artist's discography, sometimes the person making the torrent will have the demo tracks and include them in the download. But even then, sometimes it'll lack a few rare tracks. This is to be expected, though. You just can't expect everyone to have every single song ever made by an artist. But after extensively searching every filesharing site, P2P filesharing service, and torrent site, you'd expect at least someone to have them... right?

I'm a bit of a snob in regards to rare songs and demos because I like to always try and get the files straight from the source if I can. For example, if a band releases a demo on a CD, I'll try and find a direct CD rip. Same goes for cassette. This way I can get the best quality. Even if it's a file that leaked online in like 2001 and has a low bitrate, I still like to find those because usually, they aren't un-listenable. As a very last resort, if I can't find the original files from wherever / whatever the songs came from, I'll then go to looking on youtube and download it from there. But doing this brings up a problem that only me and, like, really pretentious people have (and I really hate to admit that I have this problem, but I absolutely do) and it's to do with quality of the songs.

Now, the whole problem stems from transcoding. Not everyone knows the term so I'll try to explain it in this context as best I can: It's when you encode (in this case) an audio file into another audio file entirely. Now, when people upload music to youtube, they usually don't pay attention to the bitrate the audio is being saved in. In a lot of cases, So if you put a 320kbps MP3 file into whatever editor you're using to put it in a video, and save the video with an audio bitrate of 64kbps or 96kbps, you're drastically decreasing the quality of the song. Even if you save the audio in the video at a high bitrate, Youtube's video encoding system takes its toll on the quality, with every single video having a bitrate of 128kbps, no matter what the quality. Then there's a whole lot of confusion with Youtube to MP3 converters, because they usually encode the audio with some unreliable external program and more often than not save it at 192kbps (I know freemake downloader does this) - No quality is gained. Quality is lost from the original video file being saved from the original audio, and then more quality is lost putting it on youtube. So, upscaling the MP3 bitrate is pointless and a waste of space.

Now for some examples. Hopefully this makes the whole problem not seem needlessly complicated (because it really isn't, there's just a lot of numbers involved.)

Example 1: The demo version of the song "Walk By" by Good Charlotte

Now from what I understand, the only MP3 that has surfaced of this version of the song (from a scarce demo EP that only had 50 copies) is a 96kbps file. I've managed to get a hold of the original file and while it is indeed 96kbps, it doesn't sound bad. But then again, maybe that's because I haven't heard it in better quality. But I'm sure I'll never be able to hear it in better quality unless I take a time machine back 16 years to Waldorf, Maryland- okay I'm rambling now.

Anyway, here's the original MP3:


Definitely listenable. Now, here's a youtube clip someone uploaded, using the same file.


Awful. They screwed with the equalization as well as re-saving it in bad quality. If I hadn't found the original decent sounding MP3, I'd have to settle for downloading this and putting it on my ipod. And that, I wouldn't like.

Example 2: "Drop the Chalupa" by Patent Pending

This song isn't impossibly rare like the first one. I actually have the CD it's from and know a good number of people that do. But before I found my copy of the CD, there was a 128kbps copy floating around the net. I'm sure it sounded alright. Here's the song in 320kbps, more or less how it was meant to be heard:


Now here's someone who uploaded the song and didn't care to make sure it didn't sound like shit. You can especially tell in the drums how low the bitrate is.


But like I said, it's not a huge problem. The song isn't impossibly rare, like I said before, but finding the song isn't easy. I only found a 128kbps copy on SoulseekQt, the modern day equivalent to limewire (without all the malware) but sure enough, it seemed like a legit CD rip.

Example 3: "Ever After" by Patent Pending

Now, this song... Well, let's not beat around the bush. You can not find a decent quality version of this song or the album it's from. Evidently, you could like 12 years ago, but only in 128kbps. I have 5 out of 10 tracks from the album that I found, that's how rare it truly is. I only know one or two people that have the CD, and they either don't know where it is or it's scratched. It's really too bad.

Anyway, this particular song, I first heard through youtube. I really like it, despite it being a real big mess of a song. Here's the atrocious quality video I found which introduced me to this song:


This is the 128kbps MP3 I found. I obtained it by asking a few people on last.fm if they had their original MP3 from way back when, and amazingly someone did. The quality isn't amazing, but it's a huge step up from the video. Again, you can especially tell with the drums.


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I could think of a few more examples but I think you get the point. Listening to music strictly through youtube is not the way I choose to live my musical life, and all that there was why. Hopefully some of you can see my point of view, and why I absolutely hate downloading songs from youtube videos.

I like music. This is how I prefer my music.

SO's Blog - YouChews the Real MVP

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Throughout YouChew's history many members have joined, and now it's time to vote for the best of the best. YOUCHEWS THE REAL MVP. Four candidates are up for selection, who will win the YCP MVP award? Only you can decide

Abdul Akbar
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The most EXTREME and trusted yuichew admin of all time. His knowledge of video games is amazing and his moral values are top notch.

Dumplass
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An epic troll who owned YouChew. Everyone is afraid of mentioning his name as it increases his strength.


Hoip
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The Alex Jones of YouChew, exposing the Chewlluminati and the Council of Foreign Chewlations for the greedy Chews they are.

snarf
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To put it simply snarf was a collab pioneer. He was making high quality collabs in late 2012 before he set the standard for the entire sub forum for years to come

SterTube
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MMMEME innovator and master of GTA Egypt

MrThisucks' Top 10 lists - TOP 10 CUMSLUTS IN FAIRY TAIL (18+ CONTENT)

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NOTE: THIS LIST IS BASED SOLELY ON MY OWN CONJECTURE AND SPECULATION. THE PRIVATE LIVES OF THESE WOMEN ARE OF THEIR OWN, AND THEY HOLD THE RIGHT TO NOT DISCLOSE THEIR SEXUAL LIVES WITH ANY INDIVIDUAL OR GROUPS OF INDIVIDUALS.

Now lets get this sex-party started!

#10-LUCY HEARTFILIA
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We start this list with Lucy, the main character of Fairy Tail. Yeah, remember how its HER journey? Not Natsu's? For being the "star" of the show, she is mostly cannon fodder, usually getting her ass kicked. She HAS defeated people on her own in the past, like Bickslow, but not enough to make her a particularly threatening wizard. She likes to write books to make her look smart or some shit, but she isn't even the smartest wizard in the Fairy Tail guild. She has often been used as bait, been disrobed "accidentally", and appeared in a magazine or two. She makes the list mostly because not many men in the show go crazy over her, but come on. You'd be lying to yourself as a straight man if you said you wouldn't tap that. Her fans call themselves Heartfiliacs.

#9-EARTHLAND COCO
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I thought there'd be more sexy pictures of her, but I was wrong. Its a shame because her design left her a very sexy girl. Coco was introduced in Edolas as a very cute and puppy-like character who loves to run and help her friends. But then they gave her a nice, plump ass and bouncy tits. They took a very admirable character and sexualized her to hell and back. She isn't even a real wizard. She just has nice shoes. She's not very popular apparently since no one draws porn of her, but I know deep inside lies a thirst for semen.

#8-ANGEL
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A nice delicious brown woman makes the list. I actually like her. She's pretty badass. She killed a member of Blue Pegasus in cold blood, and because of her we got this nasty blob of angels that reminds me of End Of Evangelion. This woman was a Celestial Spirit wizard, but just like Lucy wasn't very good. So later she got this weird ass pay-a-toll-for-an-angel magic in which consumed her life as she used it. I thought that was cool and reminded me of Bayonetta. She makes this list because she flaunts her cleavage around like nothing and has those low, lustful eyes. Plus she probably taught that hoe Yukino how to be a slut, which brings us to our next entry.

#7-YUKINO AGURIA
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Oh man, you only wish you could see what was under those clothes. Like all Celestial Spirit wizards, Yukino only exist as eye candy. She's a loser who gets a government job after losing at the Grand Magic games and only exist so that Lucy isn't handed the rest of the golden keys, which Yukino does but Lucy decides not to take them because she is so pitiful. She joined the Sabertooth guild and was probably a dumping zone for semen, since she was never really skilled, thrown out by her guild, and distrusted from the start. The only cool thing about her that doesn't involve using the penis is that she has the 13th key of Ophiuchus. Other than that...SLUT!

#6-JUVIA LOCKSER
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Now I don't think she is a slut. She's one of my favorite characters and I love every time she's onscreen. But despite her being made of water, she is thirsty for Gray's cum. The only reason she joined Fairy Tail was to get closer to him. She's always having fantasies of marrying him and gets jealous of other women who she suspects are into him, and has her guild stamp on her thigh, which I find very sexy. Juvia lets herself act as a chair for Gray and often wants to be spanked by him. She even makes several dolls of him, that I find creepy. Like, of all the things about Juvia's personality, that is one thing I'm not ok with. Other than that, she will willingly subject to Gray's ice cold, ice solid cock with full force. To her, its only a matter of time. Damn, think of what sex would be like with her. She's all water, so would she be a squirter? Would her ass and tits be like water balloons made of satin? Ummm, I need a break.


#5-MEREDY
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Ok, she might not be particularly slutty, but Meredy gives me many ideas. She has this magic in which you can sync up the nerves of an enemy to yourself, so you can cause each other pain, as well as any other sort of sensation. I don't know why any porn artist haven't thought of ANYTHING to work with that. I mean, my goodness, if that's not a reservoir of ideas I don't know what is. The first time she uses this magic, she connects herself with Juvia and Gray, all three of them feeling each others pain and emotions. You could have her sync up with them, then she could start flicking her clit, or Gray starts whacking off. Imagine the foreign sensation of pleasure from the other genders genitalia. Definitely a VERY underrated character.

#4-CHELIA BLENDY
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Now you may be wondering why I didn't put her cousin Sherry, the wizard that seduces things to life. Well, its mostly because Chelia tries to be like her slutty cousin, and that worse because she's younger. It's like when you meet a slut and she has a sister who has matched her sister in a shorter span of time. Where did the moral fabric of society go? But hot-diggity-dog is she sexy! She's got those hips, those tits, and a smile that could light up a room. Also, her fight against Wendy was one of my favorite fights in the whole series. Blew me away. HAHA! Get it?

#3-VIRGO
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"Is it time for punishment, princess?"-Virgo, all the time

Albeit this image is from when she went evil and attacked Lucy with mayo, she is still a slut. When she makes a contract with her wizard, she models herself as something that would please them. She also is constantly seeking out physical torture to fulfill her masochistic needs. You see those shackles on her wrist? They're for you to chain up and fuck her. Fuck her with that distant, stoic expression. Virgin, my ass.

#2-MIRAJANE STRAUSS
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AWFUL ROLE MODEL FOR WOMEN EVERYWHERE! SHE'S SUBMISSIVE, DOES ALL THE COOKING AND BAR TENDING IN THE GUILD HALL, AND WOULD RATHER PUT HER BODY ON DISPLAY RATHER THAN FIGHT! I know violence is not the answer, but is it sex? Mirajane is latent with power. She's an S-class wizard that takes the form of demons. She could probably kill the planet if given the chance, but then who is she gonna flaunt her ass to? Look at those ginormous titties, and that bodacious booty. You wanna know why her hair is white? From all the cum showers she gets on a daily basis. Oh, and don't get me started on her slutty loli outfit! She looks like someone came to liberate a child rape dungeon and she wanted to stay.

#1-MILLIANNA
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I'm sorry, this image is not enough, you gotta look at more. Nothing. But. Sex. She's not even a real wizard. Cat magic? Don't give me that shit. Look at those perfectly high breast, that model ass women have only dreamed to achieve, the flat belly, garter belts, I mean those are already obvious accessories to a full blown sex machine. If sex would be represented as a deity she would manifest into it. When I see her, the souls of children yet to be born awaken inside my psyche, clamoring in anguish to be freed from their prison and into the sanctuary that is her body. The shouts of the masses within me drive me to madness, a madness unlike one any sane man could imagine, and the only way to sedate the voices of those who long to see their way out into Millianna is to release them. Release them to a world which they'll never find her. I'll never find her. I'll never seduce her with kittens and turn her from a cat to a rabbit. I'll never replace her saucer of milk into a saucer of cum, and never tease her as she playfully beckon's for more. She'll never tie me up in her cat tubes and I'll never be subdued to her every sick desire. Yup, Millianna is a major cumslut.


Thanks for reading!

Jing's Super Blog - TOP TEN NUMBERS FOLLOWED BY BLANK SPACE

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man my dick is about to explode see ya

I'm a Regular Reginald Яose - TOP 10 SUREFIRE WAYS TO GET AWAY WITH PROCRASTINATION

The Common Deanominator - TOP OF THE MORNIN', BOYS! HEH HEH. WHEW. NEXT STOP, GIFT SHOP.

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SpongeBob: There it is... Oyster Stadium. Not only do they have the largest oyster held in captivity, it also does tricks!
[Like an announcer]
SpongeBob: He spits a giant pearl 100 feet in the air! Like a cannonball!
[SpongeBob crumples up his hat and spits it into the air and into a little fish's ice cream]
Patrick: What are we hanging around watching a cheap imitation? Let's get over there!
[The two run into the stadium]
SpongeBob and Patrick: This is the greatest day of our lives!
[snoring and gurgling]
Patrick: This is the greatest day of our lives? Boring!
SpongeBob: You're right, Patrick. We came to see [Announcer voice] pearls 100 feet in the air,[normal voice] Right? I'll try my oyster call.
[SpongeBob makes a strange noise, but he gives up, because the oyster is asleep]
Patrick: Well, I'm outta here. Thanks for nothin', SpongeBob.
[Patrick walks away]
SpongeBob: Come on, come on, wake up already! [He pulls out his bag of sea peanuts. He looks left and right and then throws one at the oyster. The oyster stirs] I think it's working!
[The oyster frantically looks around]
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, it's waking up!
Patrick: Oh boy, did I miss it?
SpongeBob: No, the show's about to begin!
[The oyster suddenly cries at the top of its lungs. SpongeBob and Patrick get blown away to the seats. The oyster hops around while bawling. Two zoo employees come running into the arena]
Zoo Worker #1: What's wrong with Clamu?
Joe: Easy girl, it's me, Joe! Remember?
[The clam snarls as if it sounds like a belch and uses its tongue to throw Joe out of Oyster Stadium. Patrick and nervous SpongeBob wait at the stands]
Patrick: Now this is a show!
[Outside]
Announcer: Attention zoo patrons! Clamu the giant oyster is on an emotional rampage! Please scream and run around in circles. [everybody runs for their lives and scream] Thanks for coming.
[In the stadium, Clamu is still smashing things and making snarling belch noises. The zoo worker goes up to SpongeBob and Patrick]
Zoo Worker #1: You boys better get out of this area, pronto! There's nothing more dangerous than an emotionally disturbed oyster!
[The worker points menacingly at SpongeBob]
Zoo Worker #1: You didn't do anything that might have caused this horrible tragedy, did you?
SpongeBob: Uh…
Patrick: No way! Only a jerk would upset a gentle giant. Right, SpongeBob?
[SpongeBob hides the peanut bag]
SpongeBob: Right.
[Clamu chomps on a piece of metal. Cut to Patrick and SpongeBob leaving the zoo]
Patrick: Man, if I see the guy who upset Clamu, I've got a few choice words for him, like "you"… and "are"… and… "a jerk!"
[SpongeBob and Patrick have now gotten to Conch Street, where their houses are]
Patrick: Are you sure you didn't see anything suspicious?
SpongeBob: I already said I didn't, Patrick! Sheesh!
[Walks up his cobblestone path into his pineapple]
Patrick: Hey, let's investigate this crime and catch the lowlife who's responsible!
SpongeBob: Give it a rest, Patrick! There's no crime to investigate! Now go home! [Inside the pineapple] Stupid Patrick, I didn't do anything wrong. Ah, what am I getting so worked up about? I'm sure that by tomorrow, this whole ugly mess will be a funny memory!
[He chuckles and turns on the TV]
Johnny: Our top story tonight: giant oyster has its feelings hurt! The only clue that could be found was this lone peanut! And as you can hear, the oyster continues to emit its horrible cry. A cry so powerful, it can be heard around the world! [We see real people covering their ears in Egypt, Holland, and India] A cry that not only breaks the sound barrier, it breaks the hearts of our citizens!
[We then see guilty SpongeBob onlooking in horror]
Johnny: What kind of cruel, careless, evil person would deliberately upset one of Neptune's most gentle creatures?
[Hans uses a tissue to wipe a tear off the fish head's face. The TV turns off]
Gary: Meow?
SpongeBob: AHHH!!! No Gary, how would I know anything about the oyster?
Gary: Meow.
SpongeBob: Defensive? I'm not being defensive! Barnacles! What is this, 20 questions or something? [He peers out the window at Oyster Stadium, where we hear Clamu's burps] This is getting a little out of hand. All I did was throw a peanut. I didn't mean to make the oyster cry. I just wanted to see it perform spectacular stunts! Aw, everyone's going to hate me! I, I need some advice! Now let's see now, who could never hate me no matter what I do? [Cut to SpongeBob knocking on Squidward's door] Squidward? Squidward! Oh, Squidward!
Squidward: SpongeBob! Do you have to knock so loudly?
SpongeBob: Sorry, neighbor.
Squidward: Oh… that overgrown clam is giving me a headache! I can't even take my afternoon beauty nap!
SpongeBob: Funny thing you should mention that old oyster, because I… uh… was kind of wondering, um… Let's say I know this guy who may have something to do with the oyster.
Squidward: You know the guy who did it!?!
SpongeBob: Gulp!
Squidward: Oh this is great! You and I can go turn him in! And then I'll get so much sleep, I'll be gorgeous!
SpongeBob: Um, actually, I-I'm just talking hypothetically.
Squidward: You mean you don't know who did it?
SpongeBob: Well, um... I... uh... no.
[Squidward slams his door]
SpongeBob: Squidward?
[On his way home, he encounters Patrick in a Sherlock Holmes outfit]
Patrick: Gotcha! [SpongeBob screams and jumps out of his pants]
Patrick: Where were you on the day of today? Don't play games with me, mister!
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick, what are you doing?
Patrick: Oh, hi, SpongeBob. I'm just continuing my investigation of the great Clamu Caper!
SpongeBob: Um, have you found out anything?
Patrick: Yes! No wait, uh… no. [Holds up sand] But this grain of sand looks pretty suspicious, and so does this rock! And I've got a few questions for this little piece of grass! Don't worry, SpongeBob! Patrick's on the case! The truth will be revealed!
[SpongeBob runs away]
SpongeBob: I better go see Sandy! She'll know what to do!
[We see Sandy and SpongeBob in the treedome, and we can hear Clamu burping]
Sandy: Oh, I can't stand it anymore! That poor, poor critter! What kind of inconsiderate person would upset such a gentle creature?
SpongeBob: Uh, that's kind of what I wanted to talk about, Sandy.
Sandy: Why, when I find out who caused that oyster so much pain, no more jiggery-pokery!
[Holds up the Bikini Bottom Phone Book and rips it in half in front of SpongeBob]
Sandy: Now, what was it you wanted to talk about, SpongeBob?
[SpongeBob tries to speak, but cannot]
Sandy: Hey SpongeBob, how come you're all twitchy like that?
SpongeBob: Twitchy? Twitchy? Who's twitchy? I'm not twitchy! Sorry Sandy, I have to, um… um… go get my hair cut! [He runs home]
Sandy: SpongeBob doesn't have hair… or does he?
[SpongeBob runs down the block panting. He runs to the house and tries to open the door. Patrick approaches him to talk]
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob is startled and he falls apart. His limbs and facial features all reattach in different places]
Patrick: This is it! All the clues are coming together. I followed these footprints right to this exact spot and then, right where you're standing, I found this bag of peanuts! Ha! Oh, I'm so close to solving this crime, I can almost taste it. [Zoom in on Patrick's mouth next to SpongeBob's head, which he licks. Well, he's actually licking a yellow ice cream pop that has ridges and green spots] Boy, crime fighting sure makes me hungry, and this yellow popsicle hits the spot!
SpongeBob: OK, good luck with all that Patrick, and, um, I guess I'll see you later!
[He shuts the door, and inside]
Fish: Open up! This is the police!
[SpongeBob's eyes pop out of his head]
SpongeBob: Uh, uh, just a second!
[Two policefish bust in and one flashes his I.D]
Policefish #1: Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
SpongeBob: Y-y-yes.
Policefish #1: Put those eyeballs back in your head, son! We've got a few seconds for you.
[SpongeBob puts them in and twists them like a dial until the are positioned ]
Policefish #2: Were you at the zoo on the day of the oyster incident?
SpongeBob: Y-yes! [Hides in his pants]
Policefish #2: Did you, or did you not take part in various activities of zoo-time merriment?
SpongeBob: Yes…
[He sinks even lower into his pants] Policefish #2: And are you familiar with this peanut?
[Holds up a zip-locked peanut with "Exhibit A" written on it]
SpongeBob: Yes!
[His eyes peer out over the top of his pants. The bottom of his pants rip, and his body falls through]
Policefish #2: Just one more question… Is it true that you at the oyster's lair with a Mr. Patrick Star?
[sobbing]
SpongeBob: Yes! Yes! It's true! It's all true! The merriment, the peanut, the Patrick!
Policefish #2: That's all we need to know, son. Let's book him! [clink. The police put the cuffs on Patrick]
Patrick: Wow, you guys are good. I'm the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!
Policefish #2: Yeah, yeah, tell it to the judge, Pinky!
[Man and Man 2 escort Patrick out]
SpongeBob: Oh no! Patrick's too sensitive for the big house!
[SpongeBob follows the police boat to the zoo]
SpongeBob: Wait! Stop! I'm the one you want! I am the criminal!
[crowd booing and yelling]
Sandals: Hey everybody, let's throw peanuts at him and see how he likes it!
[crowd yelling]
Patrick: I get what I deserve! [crowd yelling] Ouch.
SpongeBob: Wait! Hold your peanuts! Patrick Star is innocent! I have come here to reveal the truth! They say that truth and honesty will be rewarded with trust and forgiveness…
Patrick: Dum, dum, dum dum, de, dum...
SpongeBob: I'm here to lay my cards on the table, to trim the branches of deception from the tree of life, to shave away the unkempt sideburns from the face of truth! I…
Sandals: Ay! Just get on with it!
SpongeBob: I was the one who threw the peanut! I know now that what I have done is wrong. So I say, I am sorry, giant performing oyster. I am sorry, Patrick. I am sorry, citizens of Bikini Bottom.
Sandals: Hey! Let's throw peanuts at both of them!
[crowd yelling]
Zoo Worker #1: [objecting] Wait! Here's the real criminal!
Mr. Krabs: Uh, top of the mornin'!...?
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs!
[All gasping]
Patrick: I knew it!
Zoo Worker #1: Mr. Krabs has stolen a very important item from the oyster. [rips off Mr. Krabs' clothes by accident] Behold! [the crowd gets disgusted]
Zoo Worker #1: Wait a minute...
Zoo Worker #1: Behold! The oyster's pearl! Here you go girl.
Baby Oyster: Mama! Mama!
SpongeBob: Mother of pearl! That oyster's a mother! And that pearl's no pearl, it's an egg!
All: Awww… [crowd grunting]
Mr. Krabs: But it's free day!
[crowd yelling and then, they throw peanuts, at Mr. Krabs]

tabull's Blog - NewChew Preview

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Hey everyone, it's been a while since my last entry. Though, this one'll be pretty short.

We've been on our current version of the forum software we use for around 2 years now, so not a lot has changed. In fact, YouChew has looked pretty much the same as it did 4 years ago after slateR became our default skin. However, the reason we've been stuck on our current version is because the developers that make the software have been working over 2 years completely rewriting their entire application. IP.Board 3.4 is becoming IPS Community Suite 4.0.

For the past year, I've been keeping up with the progress of 4.0, doing test upgrades of beta releases using a copy of our forum. The final version was released a couple weeks ago so most of my effort now is making sure when we do upgrade, it'll be as seamless and painless as possible with minimal issue. There's still a few kinks, but that's nothing compared to what will really take the most time to prepare. That thing is a direct result of the complete rewrite: all skins, modifications, and plugins will no longer work and have to be redone. So we need to wait for the things we deem necessary to get their updates completed.

But once everything is good to go, I think the change will be good. In fact, to show how good it is from a design standpoint, I spent the last couple hours trying to recreate slateR using the new theme editor and I'm impressed at how simple it was. I'd like to share a sneak peak at what the new YouChew might look like. Please note that this is still a work in progress and the final result may not look exactly like this and may or may not even be the same theme I'm showing. Anything that looks off, like an out of place color, will definitely be fixed to fit with the theme better.

Here are the top and bottom of the board index

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And finally, a new change that I think everyone is going to like. Reputation can be viewed in archived threads!

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That's all I'm gonna show for now, you can expect more blog entries on the progress of the update as more things are completed. If anyone has any questions about the new look and functionality, I can do my best to answer them.

The Realm of Entropy - The Meandering of Life

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So.. in my attempt to get back into active mode on YouChew.. I've hit a snag. My grandpa's bladder cancer spread - it's now in his pancreas and kidney now, and he has 2-4 weeks to live. I often thought of it, his death, because so often after his retirement, he would speak of it, wish for it - and now that it's here, he's afraid.

Today, my wife's jii-chan passed away. That's grandpa for you non-japanophiles. He was 98 years old. Him and Miki's Baa-chan had been married 71 years. I never even met this man - but I'm sad at his passing. Her side of the family is just dealing with it as best they can, and I'm over here on the side offering my constant shoulder to my wife, if she needs it.

It's funny how many similarities there are between my wife's family and mine. I could go into them, but I rather would not - that's not the point here. The point is, there's a whole lot of fucked up shit going on in my life right now.

I have to go up north to visit my gpa because I'd like to see and talk with him before the inevitable happens. I can't do that until Monday because our bank fucking sucks, so.. just have to wait. Then we have to figure out how the fuck we're going to afford tickets to Japan for her Jii-chan's memorial service.. and we just had to pay taxes, and we're poor as shit now.

Every day for the past few days, because of what's been going on with my grandpa, I've just been waking up, making phone calls to family, getting stone cold fucking drunk, and passing the fuck out, with very little in the way of thought, as I've been obliterating my thought process with video games and smoking a shitload of cigarettes. I try to get into the mood to do.. well, anything, and I just plunk down in my chair and drink and smoke and mindlessly kill things on video games because I can't deal with this shit.

Jii-chan was a surprise. He was -really- healthy for his age. Then, all of a sudden, poof. I think my wife is dealing with her grandpa a lot better than I'm dealing with mine. But.. what's done is done. He's gone.. soon my own grandpa will be as well. And the thing is, I never thought it was going to hit me this hard.

My grandpa is younger than hers by about a decade and a half, but he's got Alzheimer's, so he forgets things. He hasn't forgotten me yet, thankfully. Her jii-chan had dementia and, by the end, didn't even remember his wife of 71 years. God, what a horrible fate - I can't fathom how her baa-chan must have felt.

By comparison, my own bitching seems rather inane. But I think she remembers like I do how the person you once knew is no longer the same, and you remember them for what they were. I remember being three years old, shaking the wires on the grapevines, and grandpa yelling at me from the porch, telling me, "Hey you little bastard, stop that!" And even then, I knew what that word meant, ran off crying, and he went, came and found me, apologized for it.. I remember later making wine with him, smashing all those grapes into pancakes, him telling me specifically how much of each ingredient had to go into each batch - and I remember hating the smell of the sulfur we had to use.

I remember when he would have me sit on his lap, and we'd read the various science magazines he subscribed to. He LOVED science - he bought me a telescope for my 7th birthday. Not any of that piddly-ass shit, either, he spent a pretty penny on it - just so we could look at stars and planets together. I remember the first time we found Mars in it, he had tears in his eyes.

We used to collect all the various fruit from my grandparents' place - cherries, pears, apples, blueberries, apricots - he had a garden where he grew all sorts of vegetables too. I remember he used to love his popcorn, so he'd grow what seemed like miles of it. He gave me some seeds and some of his fertilizer - I don't remember the name correctly, but it was giberellic acid - something meant to make them where they didn't flower, or pollinate, or something of the sort. That was when I was five. The fact he trusted me that much to let me have that was a big fucking deal to the five year old t00lishness.

I remember asking him before about Neptune, because I liked its color and I wanted to know more about it. I couldn't have been more than 6. I wanted to know what made it so blue. He started to explain that the colors are due to a planet's composition, but I lost track of what he was saying, and he noticed. "It's blue because it's blue. Maybe you can figure it out someday."

...and with my wife losing her jii-chan.. I know she's got stories like this too.. and now everything gets compiled into a haze of adult life, where we have to figure out costs and such.. how the fuck are we going to Japan? How the fuck am I going to be able to afford heading up to visit my grandpa, then have to come back again for the funeral?

Regardless of what happens, it always seems like there is a cost that everyone must bear simply for knowing someone. It's a cost those people bear without hesitation because to not know that person is a waste - there are always moments you will remember. Granted, some people give you a lot better memories than others, but even with the bad memories you get - someone, even someone that gave you bad memories, will give you ones that are worth remembering. Not the kind of thing you forget, or try to forget - the kind of thing you hold tightly, make something of it, and turn it into something that makes you a better person.

I know that my grandpa made me into a better person, even though when he yelled at me for shaking the grapevines, he hurt me. But he made up for it. And continued to make up for it. And I'm a better person for knowing him. And him leaving this world is going to be hard on me.. but just as he cultivated those grapevines, all those fruit trees, his garden.. he left it in a better place than what it was. I can only hope that when the inevitable happens to me, I can say the same.
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