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Dopply's Throbbing Blog - Retron 5 Overview

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I thought I'd break into something a little more light-hearted after the last few of my posts.

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So I got a Retron 5 as an early birthday gift (no Xbone for me, but this was better anyway) from my wife, and I've been putting it through the paces. So, after updating it to the latest firmware and testing a pretty wide variety of games, how does it hold up?

I'm not going to bother giving it a real 'review', as the entire internet has done that already. This is more like an overview that I might continue to update as it updates - hence the title. If you want one, you probably already have intentions to buy it, and if you don't, then you don't need convincing. So I don't need to tell you that it's Android based, plays 10 consoles (with Master System being Power Base), blah blah...so let's hear about some things other people don't talk about.

As far as compatibility, it's flawless. It's played every game I've thrown at it, but I and my friends don't have super rare, obscure games, and not a lot of imports too. Obvious stuff like the Super Game Boy won't work, but there's really no fucking point for that anyway; same goes for Game Genie, since you can download and use all of the codes you'd ever want anyway. Sonic & Knuckles with carts works fine, as well, with the latest firmware.

More importantly, because nobody talks about it, the emulation is spot-on perfect. I have a feeling Hyperkin most likely used BSNES's source code, as well as other cycle-accurate emulators for the other consoles because it's amazing. 100% compatibility with everything you play. They did indeed claim this to be the case, but I believe it. Whatever the case, I was relieved to know the emulation itself was executed flawlessly, slowdown where it was originally and all that.

As far as input lag goes (something else NOBODY talks about), Hyperkin tells you to use Game Mode on the boot up screen right off the bat, so I at least know they've put some effort into this front (which says a lot more than other commercial HD emulation solutions). Of course, game mode doesn't always work to what you'd desire, but on my television it does. I didn't get a chance to test it with my monitor to see if it's reduced further, but it doesn't really matter, because...

It's very well done. Granted, there IS input lag, and I expected this just because of the nature of HD content, but it's there. Approximately two frames on non-game mode, one with it on; and this was done with the included wireless controller. It's slightly reduced by a few milliseconds - personally, unnoticable to me - if you use an original controller as opposed to the wireless one. If you are a complete purist for zero input delay, then I hate to disappoint you, but it's far, far better than what's on the PS3's PS1 emulator, if you want a point of comparison. Additionally, when I had my computer hooked up to my TV via HDMI cable and used my wireless 360 controller to play ROMs on emulators, then the input lag was much, much worse. So I can't really argue with the effort Hyperkin put in to make it a lot better.

Build quality-wise, it's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be. Sure it's cheap plastic, but it still looks and feels nice. It would be nicer if it was weightier, to make pulling out cartridges easier, but it's good enough. Truthfully, an eject button would have been really great, but I digress. Speaking of that business, it is quite hard to get cartridges out the first few times; but it's honestly no different than getting a new 72-pin on your NES and putting it through its paces. It's a lot more sensitive to dirty cartridges than your legacy systems though, so make sure to give you cartridges a thorough cleaning beforehand so it'll be read; you should be doing that to your collection anyway, heh.

To summarize and cap off this overview, the Retron 5 sets out to do everything you want it to do and a little more. Being able to have a savestate hotkey combo on your retro control pad is great, as is fast-forward and the like. Could you do everything and even more with an emulator? Absolutely. But if you want the easiest way to actually play your own collection, with all of its saves (which I assume you could back up on the SD card and use on a PC emulator if you so choose, but I've yet to test this), with all of the bells and whistles of emulation at an HD resolution, then the Retron 5 is not a bad deal at all. Look out though, because this bad boy is pretty hard to find. Thinkgeek gets shipments in the most frequently, so they're your best best if you wanna get one (usually in the black color, however).

Dark Fox is a re-color, not an original character. - Entry 14: My stance on recent Youtube Poop events, and the current state of YTP (read at your own risk).

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I've woken up from a good night's sleep and had a balanced breakfast, so I'm as qualified as I'll ever be to type up a sort of a rant regarding yesterday's happenings in Poop Talk, and YTP as a whole. I put up the (read at your own risk) warning in the title for a reason; these are opinions I'm about to blurt out. You could disagree with them, or they could flat out be wrong, but if you're willing to keep reading what I've typed, please continue.

I'm simply going down the list of topics in my head, and the first one that comes to mind is Spongebob poops. They are what sparked the fire that caused the most recent thread lock. And guess what? Spongebob poops aren't the devil. But Spongebob as a source is indeed overused to hell and back. There are pros and cons of making a Spongebob poop in the world of YTP today. I'll start with pros, because you're probably eager to hear those.

First, if you slap the Spingebill tag on a YTP, it's comparatively more likely to get views than an obscure source would. Good for you. Second, there's always untapped potential with each pooper that tries their hand at making one. They could make a never-before seen joke, or they could use a new episode entirely and blow our minds. Third, if you like Spongebob, and editing his show brings you joy, by all means, do it. That goes for any source, but who are you really out to please?

Okay, con time.

First and foremost, it is overused as fuck. You're not original when you see your favorite pooper rape your mind and decide to follow in his footsteps, and if you think you're making a never-before seen joke, you might be wrong. Second, if you're making it to wow the world, you're appealing to the lowest common denominator. Long story short, Spingebill is a basic bitch. Third, you're at a higher risk of copyright infringement accusations. That little notice you put in the description does literally nothing.

This all applies to me because I made two Spongebob poops myself last year. I slapped them both with the Spingebill tag and now one of them is my most-viewed YTP ever. Even by the average standards of today, it is not a bad YTP by any means, it's just not great. And every pooper is different; a poop isn't automatically bad just because Spongebob. However, if you're not an expert pooper yet, shit times shit is shit squared, so bad editing on an unlinked source is bad medicine. So, to any Chewers who want to use Spongebob as a source in 2014: it's your choice in the end. Just be prepared for some negative criticism, especially about how you could've used any other source.

Next topic. Are some of us taking Youtube Poop too seriously?

It has been made clear that everyone has differing views on YTP. How much are you willing to defend your views? Well, let's think. Poop should never be placed at a higher importance than real life. Poopology is not as important as getting a girlfriend (yet here I am), nor is it something to get a rage-induced aneurysm over. It's a pastime for some, a hobby for others. It's comparable to other interests, like video games. But here comes the counter-argument.

If you're enveloped in something, you have a natural desire to see it done right... or, at least, your definition of right. Some of you have seen too many Spongebob poops, and there in your feed, up comes yet another YTP: Spingebill does gay thing and dies in a creepypasta that does nothing new or innovative. And you wonder why so much potential went down the drain. So WHADDYA DO?

Dislike video. Unsub if subbed. Express your discontent to your friends. Don't you dare post in the comments, or on Youchew, or in a PM to the author saying you're sick of this shit or something.

Did someone make a bad poop? Read above. Did someone's poop offend you? Read above. Did someone ignore me and post a hate message in Poop Talk? Well, there's probably a flame war among members unfamiliar with our etiquette now, so try to change the subject before one of the staff arrives.

There is one exception to my madness. Say it out loud to yourself: constructive criticism. If you find a poop someone posted is less than perfect, respond delicately. Example: Poop contains too much slow-down effects. Say something along the lines of 'you're doing okay, but I felt that the poop was slowed down a bit too long. That joke at 0:XX was good though, so you're headed in the right direction.' Why? Two reasons. The words 'I felt' signal that this is your opinion, and not an excerpt from the almighty rule book of YTP (which doesn't exist). And this sentence was not hostile in any way; you got your opinion out and the pooper isn't discouraged to try again. Am I guilty of being a dick in this type of situation? The answer is shut up, that's in the past, I'm working on it.

Back on having general opinions, if you want to tell the thread about some poopism you dislike, do it without using examples. It's 'I really hate poops that (something)', not 'I really hate (guy)'s poops that (something).' It's 'don't ever do (something) in YOUR poops' without adding 'like how these poops do.' Also, don't say you're tired of MLP poops RIGHT AFTER someone posts their new MLP poop. You can be tired of it, but that's what Youtube the thumbs down button for. Oddly enough, it's a double-standard, if someone does something you like, you SHOULD post your response to it, because everyone here loves to be told someone likes what they do.

A wrap-up of this topic? Okay. You're allowed to have opinions. You're allowed to be passionate about YTP. You're allowed to state your positive and negative opinions about poop in a public forum within reason. You're shouldn't crap on someone's work without trying to be constructive. You shouldn't get worked up over forum posts about YTPs. Better others and they will better you.

Next topic. What poops do I like?

WARNING: This section is more opinionated and less agreeable than the above two sections. I'm going to explore what kinds of poop I like seeing without essentially saying formalities worthy of the staff.

Youtube Poop is a liquid. Not a solid, defined by a rigid shape. Not a gas, where anything anyone makes can be considered a YTP. My personal definition of Youtube Poop is informal video editing with the intent to entertain. We aren't trying to advertise, promote, or otherwise. If we edit a video a fair amount and call it a YTP, it's a YTP. Fair amount meaning Damienangrybirdsfan is not a YTPer (he's just a troll, I swear). Fair amount meaning taking a clip and randomly shit-slinging it just to prove me wrong is not a YTP. It takes effort. There are videos that don't use a tag, and we know they're YTPs either because of the author or the content.

Now, which ones do I prefer? The ones that make jokes. They mask an item in a particular scene and sentence mix the characters to acknowledge the item. Someone in the source is flying, and it's edited to look like they're gonna crash into something. The character is counting, and the King pops in and says FOUR. Throw jokes like that at me consistantly, and I'll throw you a goddamn sub.

The next best thing? Heavy editing with the intent of humor. I'll laugh at a good earrape. A character is going from right to left across the screen, and suddenly there's clones of him in his trail. Someone is talking, his pitch is getting higher, and his head is expanding until it explodes and motherfucking spooky scary skeletons pop out of the hole and start dancing. You know there was no good reason for that to happen, but it's dick-slapping hilarious.

Yes, I'm bent towards funny Youtube Poops, but that's what I come to expect from poops these days. But what kind am I NOT into lately?

I'll start with generic rape effects. Most commonly seen in tennises, they look like spinning acid trips and random clusterfucks. I don't think I've ever been wowed by this type. I look at matches in progress or completed by other people, and I can't be entertained. The only time in like it is if it takes a subject and gets surreal, or tells a story. Send me into trippy-ass space when a character gets knocked into the sky or takes bad medicine. Give it a likeable purpose. Otherwise, I don't see what everyone likes about it.

Then there's the classic style done wrong. Don't get ME wrong, I like classic poops that manage to hold up. But I've seen some poops made in the last couple of years (AoStH and CD-I as sources come to mind, but there are other culprits) that just look... lazy. Oh, you can repeat the same scene repeatedly at different speeds. Oh, you can cut kinda small segments of the clip and throw them in a random order. So, when am I supposed to be entertained? This is basic shit I'm seeing. It was funny five years ago, not so much now. I know you aren't making the poop for me, but if you're editing that lazily and make a ten-minute video out of it in 2014, that's a waste of your time mostly. The guilty culprits doing this are sometimes decently-hailed poopers, and I know they wouldn't die if they tried something new! This is probably the point I'll be disagreed with the most, but while the videos in question are still YTPs and they aim to entertain, they fail in execution, for me at least.

In summarium, I like funny poops. I don't get what rapey/classic poops are going for. I'll excuse poops that come out and say they're intentionally humorless, because I like being left with a message. Good YTPMVs are a-okay too. Neither deserved their own section, but you get the point.

I guess those are the only topics I really wanted to cover after what happened. I guess I'll just leave y'all with my general Youtube Poop tips.

Youtube Poop should not envelop your life, but if you're going to keep making/watching them, take everyone's voice into account and speak yours when necessary, so everyone can get better and laugh more.

Make videos because YOU want to make them. If you want to make them just to make others laugh, do it. If you want to make them to wow your viewer with radical effects, do it. If you want to make them to spite your father and make a bunch of subscribers just to call them your friends, you might have bigger problems, but at least you're delivering content under your jurisdiction.

The forums aren't made for you to get mad at other posters. If there's a disagreement regarding poop, see it as controversy instead of drama, and contribute to the discussion without making others feel down.

I'm you're favorite pooper, no exception. Go watch my material. Now.

Regarding the forums again, jokes are fine, so long as they're not at the expense of others, and they don't pose a threat of derailment.

Please please PLEASE let someone know that you like what they do. Comment under their video in our system, tell them on Skype, whatever, it's just a huge confidence booster that some of us thrive on. It doesn't have to be me, go tell someone you're subbed to in a PM, they WILL appreciate it.

I give off a douchey impression on this site, but I want everyone to know that while we may not consider ourselves brothers and sisters on the site, we were all brought here by Youtube Poop, yet we discuss so much more, so I appreciate you all through your highs and lows. Also, I'm going to pretend like I was never this kind, so be thankful for my brief periods of tolerance.

Sent from my Android Apple iPhone Galaxy Mini S6 using Jack-Off with Tapatalk.

The Realm of Entropy - Where it is

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To say I'm feeling enigmatic is a bit of an understatement. I'm simply trying to get my place in the world right now and, as usual, having little luck. The past couple of days, I've woken up at 4 and 5 in the afternoon, respectively. I look at my friends and my family and people I am simply acquaintances with, and they all seem to have their shit figured out a lot better than I do. Then again, it's 4:10 am as I'm starting to write this, so I wonder why that is?

I would like to say I'm a "functional" alcoholic, but there's a lot of shit I just don't do. For example, mornings. If I'm awake in the morning, I trudge. I have some arbitrary rule for myself that I don't drink until it's after noon. Not that I reach for a glass as soon as it is - don't get me wrong - sometimes I purposefully wait until some time in the afternoon in order to be able to time approximately when I'll go to sleep and when I'll wake up. Granted, I don't think that's just the alcohol talking. I really hate mornings regardless of what state I'm in. I think maybe that's another reason I like winter so much - less sun is good.

I do have a bit of a confession to make, and I hate that I'm making it here instead of just being honest with people - I quit my job back in July. As to why.. well.. I was on the verge of heat stroke most days, even though I was sitting on my ass in front of a fan. Heat and me just do not agree - and I couldn't really deal with the fact that the thing I was hired for - reorganizing the system for maintenance - wasn't being followed. So I guess it was my pride and worry about dealing with potentially passing out at work that made me quit.

However, this seems rather convoluted, so I will try to narrow down what I'm trying to get at with this.

I feel like a complete fuck-up. I know none of what I said before really mirrored that last sentence, I think, but it's true. Here I am, 33 years old, no job, married thankfully, but I don't keep up with my house husbandry like I should.. I'm at the point in my life where I should have a good, solid job, maybe a couple kids, 401k and all that stuff. But the truth is, I really don't feel any more secure about my future than when I was a teenager, aside from the marriage bit. That's really the only part of my life I feel any success about.

I think about.. jobs and working and such, and really, I have no problem working. I just have a problem with what work environment my particular skills enable me to get. I know I could have tried harder in college, but hindsight is 20/20. No matter where I end up, I always think "I'm smarter than this.." and.. yeah, that's a problem, but it's also the truth. I -am- smarter than the jobs I've ended up in. Even this last one I was in - I think it was the most intellectually challenging job I've had, but not simply because of the nature of the job - it was more challenging because of how I had to translate what people were saying and asking for to what they were actually saying and asking for. And honestly? If I were in a climate-controlled environment (thankfully free of wasps), and they actually used and paid attention to the system I laid out.. it wouldn't be so bad. Much as I fucking hate Kentucky, if I had those two things, I think I could have made a career of it.

That's the funny thing though. Even this old, I don't know where my "career" is going to be. I like to think I'm still a writer, but I've regressed on that so horribly, I have to laugh at myself at the idea. I get the old stereotype of writers being alcoholics, yeah, but I'm not a writer BECAUSE I'm an alcoholic, it's kind of the reverse. See, even if you don't agree with my habit of being drunk as fuck whenever possible, it still helps the writing process by about three metric fucktons. At least for me - I know not all writers work that way.

That being said - I really don't know where I'm supposed to go from here. And that is a common, recurring problem. I understand I'm smart, and I have no qualms saying so, but.. at the same time, if I'm so smart, shouldn't I have figured this out by now?

I just feel like I'm waiting for something. I don't know what.. but something. Nothing divine, obviously, as I'm not looking for God to point out what I need to do, but.. something, nonetheless. I wish I had the knowledge and werewithall to be able to answer everything myself, but I can't even make it a day without looking to answers from my favorite source. While said source does help with my anxiety and dysthymia, it's no excuse, and I know that - to get to the point where I'm actually healthy and not just self-medicating is a bridge I know I have to cross, but I'm looking at said bridge and criticising the supports, and not even looking at the other side.

I don't know what I wanted to accomplish by writing this other than some cathartic thing that writing does for me. I just wish it was MORE cathartic, that I'd get over myself and swing into whatever was next for me without worrying - but I know in the back of my head, I've always got to worry about the social anxiety and dysthymia, so I don't think I will ever be Tarzan. No swinging for me. Just.. being as I am until my almost petrified brain figures it out and I go do something about it.

The Big City Blog Station - The SP is complete, and an idea I just had

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As of tonight the Scratch Poop I've been working on is finished, and it will be released on the first of October.

Wow, that was quick. Usually something like that would make a great subject for a blog post, but there is hardly anything to talk about it. So instead I have this to fill the rest of this post.

You see, I have an old beige tower that I amazingly still use (in fact, I typed this post on that computer). It doesn't have great specs: a 1.8 GHz Intel Celeron and a mere 487 MB of memory. That was not a typo, it really is measured in Megabytes. Despite only having a tiny amount of RAM it still feels responsive in core areas, mainly due to the fact that I removed the memory hog that is Windows on this computer and made it a dual-boot Linux machine instead.

This got me thinking. Linux desktops have made great leaps and bounds in terms of usability over the years, and sport apps that cater for the needs for the average computer user. Couple that with the fact that a Linux-based OS made an old computer feel like new, it is clear that most of these machines still have a useful life in them. Of course, those machines get thrown away.

This is where we get to the issue at hand: e-waste. It is an ever increasing problem as people keep throwing away perfectly good tech just because they they feel it is too slow. Now I can't change human psychology, but I believe I have a solution that works with those people, not against them. Instead of throwing them away, people should give their old computers to me. I'll remove their Windows installation and replace it with a custom Linux distro, and resell those computers. The old owners still get to buy a new machine, but their old kit avoids the landfill and into the hands of a new owner.

Of course you'll say it's a stupid idea, as people don't want old computers. If you have an old machine lying about, go install a Linux OS on it and see what you think, because I believe this idea could work.

who i am - my YouTube poop history

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It was 2008, I was seven or eight at that time. One beautiful fall day in 2008,I found youtube poop. I forgot what I was looking for so I will skip to the point. I saw a spongebob poop called "ytp:the sky had a weegee" you probably know what it was. A epithelial with spinner memes and LOTS of weegee. I thought it was the funniest thing I've seen. I kept watching youtube poop in 2008 all the way to 2010. After I saw a very atrocious reversal poop. After years I forgot about youtube poop, got into tf2 garry's mod videos, and became older and more mature. In 2013, youtube poop was not done with me yet. I watched a tf2 video called gnome town and I did not notice anything odd. Then I looked at the description and it had a link. It led to a David the gnome poop that made me burst into laughter. I decided to find more. I found touches, watched youtube poop news and caught up with years of unknown knowledge, and even met a friend in real life who makes poops named theadventuretimefan. Because I am now going to get Sony Vegas for my birthday or sooner, I wanted to reflect on my past.

Yu-G-Oh! 5D&Ds - Ever been interested in playing Dungeons and Dragons?

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Whether you're already experienced or if you're entirely new to the tabletop RPG Dungeons and Dragons, I've been trying to put together a group, and I'd like to extend the opportunity to people here before I go searching for much more random people on the interweb to host it for. We will be playing the 5th Edition of Dungeons and Dragons following the pre-created adventure Lost Mines of Phandelver. If you're brand new to either Dungeons and Dragons or just 5th Edition, I will be more than happy to teach you the rules! I'll be glad to teach you even if you don't intend to join the game.

Most people know what D&D is, but for those who don't really get the concept of a tabletop RPG, just thinking of it like a video game with near limitless possibilities based on how your character chooses to act, played mostly using your imagination, the guidance of the Dungeon Master (or DM), and usually there's a board to give you a frame of reference. You play the role of your character, deciding how they overcome obstacles, what moves they make in fights, and how they interact with others. While there is certainly a good amount of combat, with some of it being mandatory to solve problems in a fantasy world such as this, there are many other ways of going about scenarios based on how you and the other players decide to go about things.

Roleplaying might not be your thing, but there's still fun, jokes, and stories to be had and shared when you play. Plus, you never know, you just might like it. Plenty of people of all ages, from 3 to 80+, have played and enjoyed D&D and other such roleplaying games.

As for the specifics about my hosting of the game, I don't have a time set in stone right now. I'm hoping to host the games on Sunday nights every week (every other week if it works better for players) over a site called Roll20 (which is really easy to use for players, just a pain for DMs in my opinion). The other option is to play over Skype, but that would require either myself to make all the rolls for players, or for me to just trust nobody lies about the result of their rolls.

Please post a comment, PM me, or message me on skype at supreme slayer if you are interested! I need at least 2 players with a maximum of 4, as I have one friend interested and another who's currently unsure.

In Other Words - Progressing through Tekkit Main

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Let's roll the clock back to 2012--Minecraft 1.2.5. The modding scene in Minecraft was booming while Forge made it easier and easier to install mods built against an API to ensure (mostly) compatibility. As it became easier to play with multiple mods installed at once, multiplayer was still a problem in finding ways to easily distribute the mods and config settings to your friends. It's a real headache to try to do this stuff manually as it involves making sure that the same mod versions and config settings are being used between the server and the connecting clients. And mod authors were often DMCA happy about you just bundling this all up in a package and handing it out on the internet.

The Technic team created a launcher which easily bundled all the necessary mods and settings including a ready-to-roll server package which barring permission issues is essentially a drag and drop process through Filezilla and running the launch script. This collection of mods was the first modpack, in a sense. Though true it's debatable since players distributed mods between their friends unofficially, Technic's Tekkit was the first one-click install solution that was easily accessible for thousands of players. This resulted, however, in a lot of friction between mod authors and the Technic team since the mods being downloaded weren't going through adf.ly links or from the author's sites or other venues where they distributed their mod and options to receive a small amount of ad revenue or donations were obscured. It put players in the position of getting their mods through a second party and distanced themselves from the authors. It's hard to say if this has resulted in a better or worse modding community. For the better, many mod authors are using blanket open source licenses and modpack permissions while a few resiliently stand by the ownership of their code and enforce their rights. You could look at authors like Pixelmon and Tropicraft who deliberately make it almost impossible for the common man to include their mods in a modpack. Who actually plays modded Minecraft one mod at a time, though? Why would they make it harder to play and enjoy their mods through multiplayer when at its heart that's really the most fun aspect of the game? It's their right to and their code--they wrote it against the Forge API not vanilla's code, but it's still asinine and backwards. Either way, mods have left an impact on Minecraft that many would agree have been what bolstered its popularity through the years.

The original Tekkit was a complete transformation of Minecraft that focused heavily on industrialization and automation. You could build nuclear reactors to power machines that mined and crafted for you so you don't have to spend hours doing that grindy, pesky mine and craft kinda stuff? Bam--transformation where the end game is far different than the vanilla game. The original Tekkit can still be played through the Technic launcher and is referred to now as Tekkit Classic, and the latest unstable build was actually based on Minecraft 1.5.2. The development of Tekkit Classic, however, has been stopped completely which was the end of something amazing that completely changed the way we play modded Minecraft as easily as we play the vanilla game.

Tekkit Classic has spawned two offshoots--a Tekkit Lite for low end computers based on 1.4.7 (incidentally for being "lite" and for low-end computers, 1.4.7 was one of the few Minecraft versions that didn't have an Optifine release). There's also Tekkit Main--the newest and most modern incarnation of Tekkit based on 1.6.4. It basically keeps the same feel of the original Tekkit focusing on automation and machines, but some mods in it are notably absent like IndustrialCraft and Redpower or don't even work like Equivalent Exchange 3. Why would you put a WIP mod that's not usable in-game in this modpack? Pahimar is a good developer and EE3 will be ready when it's ready, but it's like the Technic team knew they were changing so much in Tekkit it would be nothing short of heresy to not roll out EE3 even if it was technically available for 1.6.4 but not entirely playable.

However, there are mods like Galacticraft and Mystcraft installed which brings a fun new aspect of space mining and mining worlds into the mix, but Mystcraft is like a ticking nuclear bomb on a server that no sane admin would allow his players to indefinitely create new worlds. And I love Thermal Expansion as much as the next person--it's become a lot of people's go-to energy mod while its RF is becoming the de-facto energy source in a lot of mods. But because of Thermal Expansion's ubiquity it's become a staple in almost every modpack and unfortunately makes almost every tech based modpack feel the same. Once you chain a bunch of energy cells, magma crucibles and magmatic dyanmos together you can achieve near-perpetual energy as long as you have enough cobblestone and netherrack to melt down into lava and really--when do we EVER run out of cobblestone and netherrack? And this isn't even end-game tier power production but something you can easily achieve in about two hours of gameplay if you know exactly what you need to build and what materials you need to make them. Atomic Science and Big Reactors is also available in Tekkit but there's really not a lot of incentive for days worth of planning and building to create these machines and look up wikis on how to do it when you can get an efficiency V unbreaking III diamond pickaxe and go to town on the nether and get more netherrack than you'll ever possibly use in 20 daisy-chained magmatic dynamos and 10 hardened energy cells in a five hour session.

In a lot of people's opinions, including my own, Tekkit Main though a fun take on the ideas of automation and industry in Minecraft doesn't entirely live up in comparison to its predecessor in Tekkit Classic. Hell, even Tekkit Lite feels more like the original Tekkit than Main does. It's hard to know if the blame lies in the magic of the original Tekkit being lost after you've already played it or if there's really some parts of Tekkit Main that just don't click with what you've come to expect from this modpack. That's not to say Tekkit Main is bad--it's quite good! It's just not really what I personally expected with the lack of IndustrialCraft and a neutered, unfinished version of Equivalent Exchange. But with using so many mods we already see in a lot of tech packs it doesn't really distinguish itself above the rest the way it used to when it was one of a kind. To be fair, it's not like Tekkit Main is based on these newer packs but that it unintentionally sired hundreds of generic tech packs that can be easily published on the Technic platform, as well as many similar packs being available on the FeedTheBeast and ATLauncher platforms too. You could compare it to YouTube Poop in that sense and our abundance of generic "Imapersonator's" and countless YTP'ers striving to be copies of the poopers they idolize.

I'd say overall it's probably not the Tekkit experience you remember, but that doesn't mean it doesn't have it's own charm. It's still all about the automation, the pipes, the electricity, and the overpowered end-game you work towards. The point to where you open your ME Access Terminal and see materials increasing live as diamonds, jewels, and countless types of blocks are indefinitely pumped into your storage system through your meticulous ingenuity is truest spirit of Tekkit Classic, and Tekkit Main delivers the same satisfying end game experience even if it's mid-game is bland and generic.

Blogdr - My YTP History (And Bonus!)

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History of my YTPing:

I first heard of YTP when I was like somethingsomething years old in 2007. The first TRUE YTP I watched was SSBMEXPERT's "Link's Game of Hot Potato ends in disaster" It was beutiful, but not as beutiful as Hurricoaster's "The Sky had a Weegee" Then I discovered MoBrosStudios. The first video I watched from him was his old, ruled, YTP Tutorial. Then I just decided to make Blockland Videos. Then my best buddy, Ezraph, uploaded a video here, basicly it was a part of a unreleased GTA:VC stunt with a funny mini-YTP thing of Doohimtrz's line (from the phinas and ferb movie) with the words replaced with "dilldo". After that, I decided that YouTube Pooping was better than Blockland Videoing. So I told everyone on my Blockland channel that I would be making YTPs and not coming back to my old channel for MONTHS. I MEAN MONTHS! Like around March 2015 or something. Then I torrented on my Macintosh, Paralells desktop and Windows 8.1, then I installed on there SV11, Pinnacle Studio 15, and some other crap. Now, I am trying to get a brand new PC, made with custom parts I decided. And that's how I got introduced to YTP.

Now for our bonus....
A preview script of my upcoming poop, Spongebob and Ransack go into a Galaxy Shift!

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-Spongebob cooks patties on the grill. But then Mudflap comes out of the portal of Cybertron to capture Spongebob to be a prisoner in Cybertron.
-Mr. Krabs is sad and shocked while Squidward was scared but happy.
-Then Mudflap went back to the portal. Now we are in a vortexal tube.
-3 pathways. First one is blank, second one is black, third one is blank.
-Mudflap belives its the second one. After entering, the signs show up. First one says Cybertron, Second one says Galaxy Shift, Third one says Phillips CD-I
-The 2 are now in a casino called Galaxy Shift (its the casino from Sonic Adventure but modified to fit the YTP)

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That's All folks!

Dark Fox does Nuzlocke! - The Crystal Saga: Epilogue

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I doubt anyone cared about this Nuzlocke, but, in every way, it is over.

On the last episode, I had three Kanto badges already, and I was ready to get more. And so I did. I did the entire Power Plant/Cerulean Gym puzzle, I defeated Snorlax to get him out of the way of Diglett Cave, and I went and beat most of the Gym Leaders. I caught a bunch of new mons for each new route I traveled. I had fourteen badges, and was about to face Misty at Cerulean.

But then I stopped.

What was I going into this battle with? My strongest mon, maybe ten levels above Misty's, was a Fire-type. I had Soldier and Bird Allah nearly on par with F. Princess too. I thought, why would I risk it? I could go train some more and use each Pokemon center once, just like originally planned.

But that would've been too easy. That's why in Chapter 10, I asked for suggestions to make the Kanto side of Crystal more difficult. The response was underwhelming, to say the least. I also thought about fighting Blue, and, eventually, Red. Misty's team is all within the 40s range for levels. Blue steps it up a notch and uses a team with levels in the high fifties. Red brings the pain with a team of LEVEL 70-SOMETHINGS AND A LEVEL 81 PIKACHU. So, training for Misty? Too easy. Training for Red? Too hard. I only had three viable mons at that time, and Bird Allah didn't even have full EVs. Plus, if I lost any members of my team, there goes my chances of winning even further.

That's not why I can't finish this run though; I would've found a way that wasn't too cheap, and that wouldn't get my remaining team destroyed.

I think I said this once, but I was doing the entire run on a phone emulator, called GBA4IOS. 'IOS' being the main problem here. The app stopped working when I tried to resume weeks later. I cannot physically reopen the game. Reinstalling the app would cause me to lose my save data. So, yeah, gg.

A Nuzlocke run gets you attached to your Pokemon. I'm gonna miss Flame Princess and Soldier especially. I wasn't fond of myself for losing 2/3rds of my team during the Elite Four, but I did beat the Elite Four, so... this run is overall a success, even though second-gen native Gym Leaders/E4 have the lowest leveled mons of them all.

Thank you.

The Big City Blog Station - Just a post to keep this alive

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Man it has been long since I last posted to this blog. I just didn't have anything worth writing about.

To fill this post, I'm going to conjure up some ramblings about recent events.

Last Friday was mu friend's birthday, and had recieved an Xbox One. This meant that he had no use for his old 360 anymore. I could have taken it, but instead it went to my other friend. I suddenly regret passing up that offer.

Also on the agenda is the iTunes update on my (beautiful head) Mac. Apple has Yosemitéd up the interface, and has changed the icon from blue to red. This has annoyed me slightly, as I now have to get familiar with a whole new interface.

That is about all that my attention span can take.

HerrVarden's Alternate-Universe Lair - Award Ceremony For Canadian Entertainment Will Not Be Televised On CBC This Year

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Earlier today, Hubert Lacroix, the head of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation announced that for the first time ever, the Award Ceremony for Canadian Entertainment will not be broadcast on their channel. "As much as this goes against typical protocol, the board and I have agreed that this is the best decision to take", Mr. Lacroix said at the press conference. When asked if this was a financial decision, Lacroix responded, "even if you rule out the poor return, the ratings are practically non-existent. It's taking up space for more impacting Canadian programs, such as reruns of The Red Green Show and Corner Gas."

Many Canadians have voiced their complaints towards this decision, saying that it further stifles the impact the nation has in the artistic world. A group of fine art schools across the country are planning to protest next week and have set up a Facebook group called Artists For ACCE. Comments on the page range from listing "pure" Canadian entertainers without giving detail about their work and heavy anti-American sentiments like "Up with Juno, down with the Grammies" and "Oscars < Genie". "We always have to rely on America for everything, and this goes double for entertainment," the acting commissioner of the NFBC Claude Joli-Cœur stated as he showed his support for the AFA. "In the international box-office, we're considered part of America's. When our actors want to be successful, they defect to Hollywood. It's unnatural that we have to force our own content on ourselves rather than it just be part of our culture. Our only saving grace is when we get an iconic music star but eventually they become hated by all and we land back on square one."


Very few Canadian entertainers have made a comment about this decision, with the only exceptions being Colin Mochrie making a joke about how Adam Sandler movies get more of a turnout than art-festival award-winning Canadian productions followed by his support for the AFA and William Shatner, who remarked that "Canadians couldn't count 10 fully-Canadian works on their hands, so why should the CBC bother showing the ACCE?". Shatner was then hard-pressed to name 10 and provide details on each one, which resulted in Shatner only naming 5, all of which were obscure works that he was in.

Lacroix later on issued a statement that he was considering to broadcast it after late night comedy shows. "It would be at a similar time as informercials, but I figure that if anyone is watching anything on TV at that time, they're not paying the slightest attention to what they're watching, which may just be as good as it gets."

Janz's Light Sanctum - Panty and Stocking With Garter Belt

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I hate this anime because, even if I am an anime fan, I still like being an American. And Panty and Stocking with Garter Belt anime is an insult to American animation.

This anime is supposed to be emulating the likes of Family Guy or The Simpsons. The problem is that it doesn't look like it. Cartoons on [adult swim] or other animated shows for mature audiences (or the best kids shows out there such as anything by Lauren Faust and Ben 10) have extremely distinct animation styles. This one looks like frickin' Johnny Test, possibly one of the most generic-looking shows out there.

There's also the problem that it's views on what American animation is insultingly bogus. Family Guy is a show where the lines and gags are funny because of the timing and voice acting. The Simpsons and South Park are excellent at offering up societal and political commentary while still being funny. This show thinks that these things are just dirty joke after dirty joke.

These are the reasons why I don't like this anime. Comment if you agree or disagree.

Coffe & Restlant - My Experience at Miku Expo in NYC

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So last Friday I went to the very first Hatsune Miku concert in New York City. I had seats on the second balcony, and though I had a cold the day of the concert I went anyway.

I was never prepared for such an event. I've been a Vocaloid fan since 2008, and I of course have seen videos of the "hologram" performances. But I never knew what it looked like in person. From where I could see, it looked like she (and her fellow Crypton Vocaloids) was really there. Sure, the edge of the glass screen (which you can't see during songs with dark lighting) and the light of the projector sort of ruined the illusion after a while, but it felt like a real 3d prescence. Sometimes the stage would have fog near her feet to enhance the illusion.

For those who don't know, the concerts are projections of 3d models on a transparent glass screen. But the way they choreograph it and the lighting and position makes it look like they're there. Especially when you're viewing it from the balcony. I couldn't imagine being in the seating area.

Most of the fun of being a member of the audience is the participation. Every person is handed a bag with a free glow stick. Some of the more dedicated fans brought their own glowsticks in the colors of their favorite Vocaloid. Had I known they didn't sell different colored glowsticks there, I would definitely have brought some blue, pink, and yellow glowsticks to cheer on Luka, Kaito, and Len. Anyway, the audience are encouraged to sing along to certain parts, such as the "A-o eieie" in Fire Flower, the chorus of Just Be Friends, and during Popipo pretty much everyone sang the whole thing. Pretty much everyone in the ballroom, myself included, knew the words of that song by heart.

Being there in person changes absolutely everything about seeing so much Miku (whenever I watch the videos I just skip ahead to the non-Miku parts). Even the stale, tired old songs like World is Mine and Melt were so exciting when you're seeing it live for the first time.

I of course, am a big Kaito fan, and cheered the loudest when Kaito came on stage. I even brought a Kaito plush with me. Kaito and Meiko usually only get one song every concert (Kaito got two songs in the Indonesian concert but not here...). When you see them... It's like that episode of Spongebob where he sees himself for two seconds in the Krusty Krab commercial and freaks out at just that. Gotta take what you can get!

Probably my favorite part of the concert, aside from Kaito, was Hold Release, Raksha and Carcasses, Rin's Kokoro, Luka's English version of Just Be Friends, and Senbonzakura.

Cameras were forbidden, so unfortunately I cannot post any pictures, but I had a great time!

It's been confirmed they might come again next year, and I just cannot wait!

SpaghettiBlogcycle - Top 17 Sentence Mixes of Mine

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So I've been wanting to do a list of my favorite sentence mixes for a while. Ever since I finally escaped the clutches of Pooper's Block, I wanted to look back at all my other stuff and "laugh." Anyway, here are the 17 best sentence mixes of mine.

17.) Bruno Mars: "Today, I don't feel like me. i feel like Justin Bieber." (YTP- Bruno Jupiter Has Writer's Block)
16.) Karl Childers: "I kinda want to eat JeSus. Got any b-tches for sale in there?" (Sling Blade (1996) Trailer)
15.) Michael Rosen (feat. Rap Rat): "And there's Rap Rat. He's a legend in a lunchtime." (YTP- Axl Rosen's Birthday of Randomness)
14.) Bill Cosby: "What's making these watermelons wiggle?"
Michael Rosen: "I don't know why, but that was racist!" (YTP- Bill Cosby Listened to the Rap)
13.) Tom Green: "Um, I'd just like to say that I'm a huge fan of hos." (YTP- Reill O'Billy Interviews Tom Greer for some reason)
12.) Gaston: "When I was a lad, I ate four dozen lads every morning to help me bowl a spare, but now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen antlers, so I'm roughly the size of a hair!" (YTP- Gaston Something Something)
11.) Beastie Boys: "Don't you tell me to stick a child in your anus. Oh, shanaynay!" (SEASON OF INTERGALACTIC SCHIZOPHRENICS)
10.) Know Your Stars Guy: "Now you'd like a taste of Pickle Boy?"
Robin Thicke: "I know you want it!" (dilly of a pickle)
9.) I.M. Meen: "This book is a Necronomicon." (Top 10 Semiweekly IM Meen Collab Entries)
8.) Michael Rosen's Mum: "After the burning at Pizza Hut and after your dad just fell over and died, I was reading The Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother, and it's no laughing matter!" (YTP- Michael Rosen's Tiger Mom)
7.) Michael Rosen: "When you're born, your folks think you're a chocolate cake, which we'll all look like one day, says Mum's father." (YTP- Axl Rosen's Birthday of Randomness)
6.) I.M. Meen: "I've got chills. They're multiplying." (Top 10 Semiweekly IM Meen Collab Entries)
5.) Know Your Stars Guy: "Pickle Boy likes to boil and stick pickles in a stew." (dilly of a pickle)
4.) Guy from Scribblenauts: "I have to make a YouTube Poop for my 100 video[sic] because it's my profession. How about I use Scribblenauts Gone Wrong and make the best YouTube Poop of that show?" (YTP- SCRIBBLENAUTS GONE WROWR)
3.) I.M. Meen: "When they open up this book-"
Willy Wonka: "YOU GET NOTHING!"
I.M. Meen: "What is this?!"
Willy Wonka: "It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!"
I.M. Meen: "This is confusing!"
Willy Wonka: "You stole fizzy lifting drinks!"
I.M. Meen: "No, it was the one-armed man!" (Top 10 Semiweekly IM Meen Collab Entries)
2.) Michael Rosen: "It's because you never have logic in your YTP." (YTP- Michael Was a Rosen Stone)
1.) Scottish Cat: "Do you love making YouTube Poops, but hate all the hard work?"
Sweater Cat: "I know I do!"
Scottish Cat: "WeW, WeW, Well, forget everything you know about making YouTube Poops, and say hello to the amazing Waxinator. I'm so excited!"
Jessie: "I'm so excited!"
Sweater Cat: "Wax-a-what?"
Scottish Cat: "Waxinator! Hayyah! Now, this amazing Pooper can instantly make Poops out of anything, even a fire extinguisher!" (YTP- How Mike Myers Stole My Childhood)

Filler at the bottom of blog entry.

The Realm of Entropy - Until Morale Improves, the Kidney Punches Will Continue

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You ever been so pissed you didn't know what you were pissed at? ...no I don't mean drunk, I mean angry. My whole day has been consumed with thoughts of beating the hell out of everything except my wife and cat, because I'm pretty sure I'd have a lifetime of regret over it.

Uh, I mean.. feeling guilty if I were beating my wife and cat, not.. the other way around.. damned English..

I'll admit that I've been in fights before, but it's never been one I've initiated because for all intents and purposes of this shit I'm writing, I'm a fucking pussy. Okay, I lied, I decked a guy in sixth grade, but that doesn't count. Besides, he followed me after school for a few days and, because I'm faster, I ended up at my grandma's house faster than he could get to me, most of the time, which means soon as he caught me, he decked me back.

I was going somewhere with this.. RIGHT! Rage! It's not a feeling I normally get, because I normally don't feel pretty much anything. Believe I've mentioned my dysthymia before.. anyway, the reason this feeling is weird is because I have these weird spurts where one day everything snaps, and I feel some emotion so god-damned strongly, it takes everything I have to not give in to it. Today would be one of those days. I've gone through about seven keyboards now.

Okay, well, I was joking, sorry.. well, at least about the keyboards. The rage is definitely a thing though. And if, before I get to my points, you stop and wonder, "How is he so full of rage if he's typing?" HAVE YOU NO CONCEPT OF THE INTERNET, YOU PROLE?! That's where you vent, maybe are racist, and look up horrible videos that your family would no doubt chastise you about, if they knew you looked at them. I've been thinking about introducing my grandmother to the internet, because she still thinks Jesus was an actual thing and also that cell phones are horribly complicated, just so I can fuck her mind up, but, then again, I'm a terrible person, so.. I digress.

Anyway.. this rage thing.. I'm usually pretty good at the introspection thing, and especially the self-introspection variety, because it keeps my crazy from leaking out into the real world on days like today, where it's like I actually had a bacon sandwich I didn't like, and decided to murder the internet for lying to me - except there was no bacon sandwich, and no one lying to me, and obviously no murder because, hey, you can't blame fictional sandwiches for your problems.

I guess I can.. somewhat surmise what this might stem from, and it's just a metric fuckton of affronts, most of which have absolutely nothing to do with me. My wife had to go to Detroit yesterday and got back this evening.. been kinda thinking maybe we're co-dependent, no idea, but put up the idea and the fact we should probably get counseling, not just me, but both of us independently, and... she wasn't averse to it really, just.. I mean, we'd agreed before we should get counseling, not for our relationship, but for us independently, because we are both about two fries short of a happy meal.. and then the co-dependent thing came up and we both felt like shit and it was horrible all around because who likes facing their problems? Even when the toy is MLP shit and you've been wanting a new Fluttershy for months. ...fuck.

Then there's the fact my step-grandma is dying. She's got terminal cancer, has 2-6 months to live, and I haven't talked to her for about 3 years, because her dickhole of a son is one of the reasons I'm so fucked (physical and mental abuse), and while she's not DIRECTLY responsible, she was kind of a dickhole herself to my mom, who I'm terribly defensive of because when you grow up living with a shitload of abuse, you sometimes tend to get that way. So.. anyway, my sister, that's her actual grandma, because she's my half-sister, and if you understand first grade math, you get what that means. Well, she, my sister, called me a few days ago and told me about this and my first thought is NOOOOOOO because my sister's gonna be a wreck. Again.

That's mostly because I'm an asshole, but also partially due to the fact her uncle on that side died of cancer about a year ago, and her grandpa on that side died while she was still in high school, and she idolizes the fuck out of both of them for reasons that sometime escape me - it's mostly because she's the only grandchild that side and they treated her like a pretty pretty princess, but also because before she came along they were kinda dicks and got more sentimental and less dickish. So there's that I guess.

Anyway, while the wife was in Detroit last night, I ended up calling "Granny," and talking to her for a bit.. and promised if we were up thanksgiving time we'd visit. She still hasn't met my wife yet, and uh, well the whole her-going-to-die thing is kinda incentive to not be a cocksmash to her. She did apologize to both me and my brother at one point (not on this phone call) that she was sorry for the way he treated "us boys," as she often referred to us. So.. I get she's apologetic, but an apology does not appease over a decade of abuse, even if it wasn't from her. When we actually got the apology, which I believe was about.. 10 years ago?.. I pretty much dismissed it, because even back then, surprise of surprises, I was still an asshole. I basically felt like.. "Well, it's all right you can admit you were a bad mom to raise such a cockmangling fucktard."

When I first heard about it - I told my grandma and my mom both that not one single fuck was given. I don't care if she dies. Whatever, another chapter in my life closed. And then good ol' Catholic guilt descended upon me like a thunderous hailstorm. I'm not saying that guilt is the only reason I feel anything.. I think I honestly started to feel sad we don't talk, and angry at myself for being such a fucking bitch.

Then... to add to my anger.. my sister tells me she's going to try having a kid with this guy she's been with less than a year. Now.. I'm 12 years older than my sister, and I'm super-protective, but not to the point I interfere with her daily life. We talk maybe once a week or so, she tells me about problems at work, yadda-yadda. But when she told me that... followed by the fact my wife and I have been trying to have kids for a year now.. I had to repress REALLY HARD not to flip my shit. The thing is, my sister, and the current guy she is with, are both easily classified as rednecks. She doesn't even take it as an insult to say as much to her. Neither does her boyfriend. So, after she told me this, I wanted to talk to the boyfriend. I think that's pretty reasonable - and I basically laid everything out on the table. Hey, if you're gonna be doing this shit, you better be talking marriage - (not because I believe in that garbage that you gotta be married to have kids, I'm just hoping he's gonna be there and everything for the kids, and my sister too.).

He actually surprised me a bit. He's.. pretty old-fashioned for a lot of stuff, and that happens to be one of the things. He said that since they were talking about kids and such, he was wanting to talk to me to make sure I had approval for my sister's hand in marriage. He also said he was going to ask my stepdouche and my brother for the same thing. I was honestly floored. I still think it's completely ridiculously dumb to try starting a family now, for my sister (she's 21), but I'm not her, and.. well, if that support keeps up.. better for that I suppose. I basically told him if he's serious and I can tell he's taking good care of her, yeah, marry the shit out of her. But yet I still keep having that conniving feeling in the back of my head she's going to fall prey to yet another abusive cockwagon. Moving on..

I have an alcohol problem, which I've also talked about before, but.. I was off it for 2.5 weeks and.. then I got hit with the fact that the aforementioned problem with me and my wife not being able to have kids.. is my fault. I pretty much shoot blanks. Sorry for the mental image, it's not actual blanks and... maybe I should shut up about that. Point is - the reason we can't have kids is my fault. She previously thought she had some thyroid condition a few of her aunts have and some of her female cousins too, that makes conception extremely well.. hard. The good part of that is that there are medical remedies to that problem. ...not so much to mine. At least, well, I don't know until we get it checked out.. and I haven't been sober long enough really to actually confront her too much on the issue. I mean, she knows it... we just have to schedule an appointment and find out if I have.. I dunno, my brain goes crazy over this shit, chimerism? Where it's like I absorbed my twin and shit.. I dunno.

Just.. my mind is all over the place and while I can't really place why I'm feeling rage over this instead of the usual calm I have about things.. from a logical standpoint, me being fucking pissed makes total sense. I know I'm not going to flip out and toss my chair out the window or anything crazy, I just know what I'm feeling and.. I need some release. Before you go into masturbation jokes - my wife was gone for a day, what do you think I was doing? ...okay actually it was mostly looking at shit on the internet, petting kitty when she wandered by, and playing way too much pokemon.

Nelson's Definitely-Not-The-340th-Blog - Cut Veterans as Smash 4 DLC? Part 1: Melee

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Some people have been theorizing about veteran DLC for Smash 4 because of Mewtwo returning. I've decided to post my thoughts on that, starting with cut Melee veterans.

YOUNG LINK

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We've got a problem already: Toon Link has successfully imported his gameplay. Really the only difference is Young Link's fire arrows, and the fire particles were merely cosmetic. To me Young Link's only chance is to be an alt for Toon Link, and even then Toon Link needs an Outset alt before getting a Young Link alt.

ROY

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Some say Lucina renders Roy unnecessary because they're both Marth clones without sweetspots at the tips of their swords. But that's Lucina and Roy's only similarity. Lucina has no sweetspots whatsoever, while Roy does have sweetspots between the center of his sword's blade and the hilt.

The fact that there's already a playable character called Roy might be a problem. But I know how to fix this: Call the Roy that's currently playable by his full name, Roy Koopa.

PICHU

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Think about this: He could suck less, there's no gen 2 rep, and his inclusion could help balance out the cute/badass Pokemon ratio in Smash 4. And besides, Jigglypuff was meant to be a joke too, but her status as a joke disappeared when people discovered she had some good moves in Melee. So, why not give Pichu an extra buff to help him? Like Lucario's mechanic that enhances the damage and knockback he deals depending on how damaged he is.

ICE CLIMBERS

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We all know why they're gone: The devs had a hard time getting this cute duo to work on the 3DS. Their only chance is if the devs find a way to make Nana's AI work. Perhaps it could be more simplified, like making Nana not able to grab fighters and pick up items?

That's all for today.

Akaru's Corner - I need to vent a bit.

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I've just been in need of ranting for a bit, and this place is really the only place I feel comfortable doing so.

Today, I had a phone call while a guest was visiting. My dad took the call and I accidently misheard him and thought the phone call was for the guest, as his mother just pulled up and I assumed that was just her calling to say that she arrived. I ignored it and continued to talk and play video games with my guest. A few minutes later, Dad came back and yelled as loudly as he possibly could right next to me that the phone call was for me.

I'm not sure if I've ever said this, but I HATE being yelled at, or even anyone yelling in my general vicinity. I cry if I'm yelled at and I take things to heart very easily, and my dad knows this, but of course, he doesn't care because his favorite sports team lost, and that automatically gives him the right to take it out on everyone else. When I get frustrated, I take it out on myself instead. I mean, I know that's not very healthy either, but at least I'm not hurting other people's feelings. And hey, at least I'm not throwing chairs and desks like I did in elementary school, or getting drunk and high 24/7 like some people I know in real life. I could always be worse, right?

So after I cry for a while, I go back upstairs and ask my dad, as politely as I possibly can, to be a little more gentle next time and not scream at me at the top of his lungs. You know what he says to me? "Well, you should have listened better. And you're a rude hostess to your guest." Jesus, great job making me feel like you care.

To elaborate a little, my dad is almost never not grumpy. Whenever dad is around, I'm always scared of saying or doing something that will make him angry at me. He doesn't beat me to a pulp or anything like that, but with how scary he sounds when he yells, he might as well be punching me in the face. I have a nagging feeling that he's just pissed because he doesn't have a normal kid, instead being stuck with my sister, who is Bipolar, and me, who has Autism and anxiety issues. I'm honestly surprised he hasn't just walked out and left by now.

I, rather naturally, didn't feel much better after this and I wanted someone to talk to to help me feel better. So I decided to talk to my mom for a bit. That was a mistake I'll never make again. She basically said to me "Put up with it. Your dad is like this and he'll never change, no matter what anyone ever tries to do." So basically, my mom has absolutely no sympathy for me. Would it kill you to say something nice to me when I'm upset for once? Sometimes, I'm surprised my parents didn't hand me off to another relative to deal with or something.

The only person I can talk to that gives me any form of sympathy is my sister. She moved out of the house years ago, which she even admits was one of the best things she could've ever done. She and my mom fought all the time when she lived here. I honestly wish I could move out and stay with my sister, since her and her fiancee are much nicer to me, but they're very tight on money and I don't think their landlord would allow me to stay there anyway.

So basically, my only option is to put up with my parents until my 5-6 years of college are done and I can get a job and move in with a room mate or something. I wouldn't be surprised if I get into a huge fight with my mom or dad at some point in the future and I just get up and leave. They'd probably be happier that way anyway. I admit, I'm the farthest from perfect that a human being can possibly get. I cry easily, I have no self confidence, I'm lazy, I have no talents, I'm downright stupid most of the time and I'm just not a very good person at all.

Sometimes, I'm afraid that I'll get so upset over something that I'll try to hurt or even kill myself. I thankfully haven't reached a low like this since middle school, but even then, everything seems ten times worse than it actually is when it's that time of the month. I don't have many friends, so outside of you guys, I don't have very many people to reach out to if things get really bad.

Sorry if I'm sounding like a whiny 14 year-old. I don't get very many chances to vent out my frustrations. Isn't it ironic that I feel more comfortable talking about my problems with a bunch of strangers on the internet rather than my own parents? You guys are really awesome. This is the first forum I've ever been to where I feel like I truly belong, and that you guys actually care about each other instead of being at each other's throats all the time. You don't have to comment on this if you don't want to, I'm just happy to have someone listen.

Maybe now that I've gotten all of this out of my system, I can finally get some sleep. Who knows, now that I've got this blog, I might make some slightly less depressing entries in the future.

Venty's Septic Funbox - BUMPER CARS!

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Its that time of year again, Valve is hosting their sixth annual Scream Fortress event for Team Fortress 2!

This years event incoperates a few features of the previous Scream Fortress events but at the same time its all in a new map based off the layout of the Doomsday map. The objectives of this event are much like sd_doomsday, the player has to grab a briefcase and bring it to the strong-mann machine in the middle of the map without getting killed by the other team. However, there are couple of problems you might run into:
  • The briefcase has a ghost guarding it, you have to get past it without getting scared by it. Otherwise other players will be able to gun you down without any real resistance.
  • There are a bunch of spells lying around, the same ones found in the helltower event. Some of these can actually be used to kill you!
  • Every few minutes Merasmus casts a random spell among all the players. This is vaguely similar to the 'wheel of fate' found on Ghost Fort but with different effects.
However, I have to praise Valve for the interesting new feature they added to the game. If one of the teams manages to get the briefcase to the top of the strong-mann machine the round doesn't end from there instead Merasmus teleports both teams to an arena with three different minigames in which you are control of a bunch of bumper cars with your big heads sticking out! Fortunately you have the same movement controls to the ones used in normal rounds of TF2, the secondary fire button is used for a short boost attack that can be used to get to one end of the ring to another or to hit members of the other team, and finally you can use spells like in Helltower.

The minigames for this year's event are as follows:
  • A bumper car soccer match, where you and your teammates must bump a large ball into the other team's goal. (NO VUVUZELAS!)
  • A 'elimination' game where the players are in a ring with a bunch of falling platforms, if they don't make it to the 'safe' platform in time they fall into a giant eldritch mouth that automatically kills them.
  • A minigame where you're on a figure eight-shaped track where you have to collect a bunch of golden ducks that can either be claimed by bumping another player or catching the ones that are periodically dropped by Merasmus.
There are also some interesting twists...If you die during one of the minigame rounds you become a ghost (Similar to what happens in Helltower) that can fly about the map but if you touch another living teammate you come back to life.

Also, there are a bunch of new cosmetic items (IE: Hats) that are up for grabs this year! In fact if you manage to get one of the Halloween Gift Cauldrons you have a chance to receive a cosmetic item with a 'haunted' quality and if you somehow manage to get four of the achievements for this years event you can get a new weapon: The Necro Smasher.

All in all, I personally think that Valve did a very good job this year for Halloween, especially with this new Bumper Car feature tossed into the mix. But what do you think, did Valve do a good job this year or could they have tried a little harder? Post a comment below of what you think of this year's Scream Fortress event!

What's hot on RyanYTP - Should a non-brony attempt an MLP YTP?

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Hey guys so, if you couldn't tell by the title, I've been thinking about making an MLP YTP. But the thing is, I'm not a brony.

Now even though I'm not a brony, I don't find the show THAT bad. I mean, the stories could use some originality, but I kind of like the characters and the animation style. But I don't call myself a brony.

Now with that said, I sat my ass down to have a look at the show and as I watched it, I got... well...

You know that feeling when you watch something and you get a shitload of inspiration for a YTP like, you could just imagine so many things you could do with the source?

Well, I got that EXACT feeling. MLP was just OOZING with YTP material. I just HAD to poop it. But would I risk being seen as a brony even though I'm not? I didn't want to...

So just tell me what you think. Should I go for it?

Thanks.
~RyanYTP

Skadoosh Says Stuff - Skadoosh's Sleep Tips

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Reading through Youchew over the years, I’ve noticed one trending topic that arouses the displeasure of many a member here: Lack of sleep. Whether it be due to work, school, insomnia, or just an all around fucked-up sleep schedule, quite a few of us tend to be losing sleep, which is not good for young, developing minds. Therefore, I’ve written up some useful tips on getting a better night’s sleep, some of which you may know, and some you may not.

First off, the two key hormones needed to get a full seven hours of sleep are serotonin and melatonin, the former to help relax you and the second to induce sleep. As we leave childhood and enter adulthood, we produce these hormones less and less, so some people may need a little help, partially from what we eat.
It’s a no brainer that you should avoid sugar and high doses of caffeine before bed, but you should also avoid spicy foods before bed as that can trigger acid reflux among other gastrointestinal issues, and immoderate alcohol consumption has been known to rebound insomnia.
In contrast, you can drink chamomile tea to help you relax enough to sleep. It also helps to have a diet rich in vitamin C. But here are some other surprising foods that can help you sleep. The first is tart cherry juice, which contains enough melatonin to cure most insomniacs. It can also be diluted with water or apple juice if it’s too tart for you.
Or, if you want the perfect bedtime snack, have a piece of whole grain wheat toast with peanut butter, and a little bit of yogurt and berries on the side; this combination of protein and good carbohydrates will produce serotonin and help you nod off in no time. Other good sources of these sleep hormones are bananas, tomatoes and kiwi, all of which should be consumed no later than an hour before bed.

In addition to diet tips for a better night’s sleep, it also helps to exercise. And by that I don’t mean you should exhaust yourself right before bed. I mean the best sleepers are active throughout the day so that by the end of the day they naturally feel tired. Sitting in front of a screen for half the day won’t exactly wear anybody out. And speaking of screens, it’s best to turn off any and all electronic devices in our rooms an hour before bed, as the blue light emitting from them can make it difficult for us to fall asleep.

If you don’t feel like changing your diet or daily life habits, here are some rather unorthodox methods of improving your sleep quality that have been proven to be effective. First, give yourself an ankle massage; gently rub up and down each ankle for at least a full minute just before bed. The second is to keep one foot out from under the covers as you lie in bed. As we start to drift off into Dream World, our body temperature drops, so having part of us exposed to the cold can accelerate that process. If all else fails, here is a special deep-breathing exercise to help you fall asleep faster: Simply take four deep breaths through one nostril while plugging the other one, and then repeat with the other nostril. Keep that up for at least a few minutes and it should help you towards a better night’s sleep.


Well, that’s all the tips I have for today. Hopefully these helpful tips will be of some use to you sleep deprived members on here. Now if you’ll excuse me, my bed is calling my name.

Goodnight.
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