So I've been wanting to do a list of my favorite sentence mixes for a while. Ever since I finally escaped the clutches of Pooper's Block, I wanted to look back at all my other stuff and "laugh." Anyway, here are the 17 best sentence mixes of mine.
17.) Bruno Mars: "Today, I don't feel like me. i feel like Justin Bieber." (YTP- Bruno Jupiter Has Writer's Block)
16.) Karl Childers: "I kinda want to eat JeSus. Got any b-tches for sale in there?" (Sling Blade (1996) Trailer)
15.) Michael Rosen (feat. Rap Rat): "And there's Rap Rat. He's a legend in a lunchtime." (YTP- Axl Rosen's Birthday of Randomness)
14.) Bill Cosby: "What's making these watermelons wiggle?"
Michael Rosen: "I don't know why, but that was racist!" (YTP- Bill Cosby Listened to the Rap)
13.) Tom Green: "Um, I'd just like to say that I'm a huge fan of hos." (YTP- Reill O'Billy Interviews Tom Greer for some reason)
12.) Gaston: "When I was a lad, I ate four dozen lads every morning to help me bowl a spare, but now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen antlers, so I'm roughly the size of a hair!" (YTP- Gaston Something Something)
11.) Beastie Boys: "Don't you tell me to stick a child in your anus. Oh, shanaynay!" (SEASON OF INTERGALACTIC SCHIZOPHRENICS)
10.) Know Your Stars Guy: "Now you'd like a taste of Pickle Boy?"
Robin Thicke: "I know you want it!" (dilly of a pickle)
9.) I.M. Meen: "This book is a Necronomicon." (Top 10 Semiweekly IM Meen Collab Entries)
8.) Michael Rosen's Mum: "After the burning at Pizza Hut and after your dad just fell over and died, I was reading The Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother, and it's no laughing matter!" (YTP- Michael Rosen's Tiger Mom)
7.) Michael Rosen: "When you're born, your folks think you're a chocolate cake, which we'll all look like one day, says Mum's father." (YTP- Axl Rosen's Birthday of Randomness)
6.) I.M. Meen: "I've got chills. They're multiplying." (Top 10 Semiweekly IM Meen Collab Entries)
5.) Know Your Stars Guy: "Pickle Boy likes to boil and stick pickles in a stew." (dilly of a pickle)
4.) Guy from Scribblenauts: "I have to make a YouTube Poop for my 100 video[sic] because it's my profession. How about I use Scribblenauts Gone Wrong and make the best YouTube Poop of that show?" (YTP- SCRIBBLENAUTS GONE WROWR)
3.) I.M. Meen: "When they open up this book-"
Willy Wonka: "YOU GET NOTHING!"
I.M. Meen: "What is this?!"
Willy Wonka: "It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!"
I.M. Meen: "This is confusing!"
Willy Wonka: "You stole fizzy lifting drinks!"
I.M. Meen: "No, it was the one-armed man!" (Top 10 Semiweekly IM Meen Collab Entries)
2.) Michael Rosen: "It's because you never have logic in your YTP." (YTP- Michael Was a Rosen Stone)
1.) Scottish Cat: "Do you love making YouTube Poops, but hate all the hard work?"
Sweater Cat: "I know I do!"
Scottish Cat: "WeW, WeW, Well, forget everything you know about making YouTube Poops, and say hello to the amazing Waxinator. I'm so excited!"
Jessie: "I'm so excited!"
Sweater Cat: "Wax-a-what?"
Scottish Cat: "Waxinator! Hayyah! Now, this amazing Pooper can instantly make Poops out of anything, even a fire extinguisher!" (YTP- How Mike Myers Stole My Childhood)
Filler at the bottom of blog entry.
17.) Bruno Mars: "Today, I don't feel like me. i feel like Justin Bieber." (YTP- Bruno Jupiter Has Writer's Block)
16.) Karl Childers: "I kinda want to eat JeSus. Got any b-tches for sale in there?" (Sling Blade (1996) Trailer)
15.) Michael Rosen (feat. Rap Rat): "And there's Rap Rat. He's a legend in a lunchtime." (YTP- Axl Rosen's Birthday of Randomness)
14.) Bill Cosby: "What's making these watermelons wiggle?"
Michael Rosen: "I don't know why, but that was racist!" (YTP- Bill Cosby Listened to the Rap)
13.) Tom Green: "Um, I'd just like to say that I'm a huge fan of hos." (YTP- Reill O'Billy Interviews Tom Greer for some reason)
12.) Gaston: "When I was a lad, I ate four dozen lads every morning to help me bowl a spare, but now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen antlers, so I'm roughly the size of a hair!" (YTP- Gaston Something Something)
11.) Beastie Boys: "Don't you tell me to stick a child in your anus. Oh, shanaynay!" (SEASON OF INTERGALACTIC SCHIZOPHRENICS)
10.) Know Your Stars Guy: "Now you'd like a taste of Pickle Boy?"
Robin Thicke: "I know you want it!" (dilly of a pickle)
9.) I.M. Meen: "This book is a Necronomicon." (Top 10 Semiweekly IM Meen Collab Entries)
8.) Michael Rosen's Mum: "After the burning at Pizza Hut and after your dad just fell over and died, I was reading The Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother, and it's no laughing matter!" (YTP- Michael Rosen's Tiger Mom)
7.) Michael Rosen: "When you're born, your folks think you're a chocolate cake, which we'll all look like one day, says Mum's father." (YTP- Axl Rosen's Birthday of Randomness)
6.) I.M. Meen: "I've got chills. They're multiplying." (Top 10 Semiweekly IM Meen Collab Entries)
5.) Know Your Stars Guy: "Pickle Boy likes to boil and stick pickles in a stew." (dilly of a pickle)
4.) Guy from Scribblenauts: "I have to make a YouTube Poop for my 100 video[sic] because it's my profession. How about I use Scribblenauts Gone Wrong and make the best YouTube Poop of that show?" (YTP- SCRIBBLENAUTS GONE WROWR)
3.) I.M. Meen: "When they open up this book-"
Willy Wonka: "YOU GET NOTHING!"
I.M. Meen: "What is this?!"
Willy Wonka: "It's all there, black and white, clear as crystal!"
I.M. Meen: "This is confusing!"
Willy Wonka: "You stole fizzy lifting drinks!"
I.M. Meen: "No, it was the one-armed man!" (Top 10 Semiweekly IM Meen Collab Entries)
2.) Michael Rosen: "It's because you never have logic in your YTP." (YTP- Michael Was a Rosen Stone)
1.) Scottish Cat: "Do you love making YouTube Poops, but hate all the hard work?"
Sweater Cat: "I know I do!"
Scottish Cat: "WeW, WeW, Well, forget everything you know about making YouTube Poops, and say hello to the amazing Waxinator. I'm so excited!"
Jessie: "I'm so excited!"
Sweater Cat: "Wax-a-what?"
Scottish Cat: "Waxinator! Hayyah! Now, this amazing Pooper can instantly make Poops out of anything, even a fire extinguisher!" (YTP- How Mike Myers Stole My Childhood)
Filler at the bottom of blog entry.