No, this isn't a frothing-at-the-mouth "Kill Spingebill Rabble Rabble!" rant. Nor is this some former Spongebob fanatic bitching and moaning about how over the years the popular cartoon has given new meaning to the phrase "gone off the deep end" (even though it totally has).
The buzz among longtime Spongebob fans is pretty much made up of said bitching and moaning, and that's understandable. Spongebob Squarepants was really funny and it's no wonder it got as popular as it did. And now it's shit. It's still airing and showing no signs that it'll return to it's former quality in a million years. It should've been cancelled long ago and everyone knows it.
I'm sorta just tired of seeing that yellow fucking face everywhere.
Even before the show sunk to then-unimaginable depths of shit, Nickelodeon overplayed it like a motherfucker. Even then man, even when I really liked the show, it dawned on me at a certain point that all the escapades of Spongebob and friends, no matter how good they were, were being inculcated into my mind as persistently and effectively as the Pledge of Alleigiance.
Yeah, not happening. So I actively avoided the yellow invertibrate for the same reason I mute commercials and advertisements whenever I can help it. Enough reruns, good or bad. I gotta save room in my brain, ya'know. For cherished memories and nifty words like "inculcate" and "extrapolate" and shit.
In a way, that's how I feel about the infamous "Spingebill" formula too. I'm not naming names/youtube channels, but I extrapolate that much of the passion for those comes from that negative buzz from the fans I mentioned earlier. Fans hate new Spongebobs. Again, don't blame 'em. But fuck, guys; it's not worth it.
It's not worth the MrEnter-esque rants, it's not worth the hate, it's not worth the creepypissta B-movie style bloody massacre fantasies or really the effort it takes to bring them to life in Vegas/AfterEffects/what have you everyone's doing. Because by giving it all this attention you're only letting it more into your life. Get it out of life! Ignore it! Starve it! Change the channel whenever it comes on! Avert your eyes from Spongebob merchandise! And don't even think about writing a...
...writing a...
Aww crap.
The buzz among longtime Spongebob fans is pretty much made up of said bitching and moaning, and that's understandable. Spongebob Squarepants was really funny and it's no wonder it got as popular as it did. And now it's shit. It's still airing and showing no signs that it'll return to it's former quality in a million years. It should've been cancelled long ago and everyone knows it.
I'm sorta just tired of seeing that yellow fucking face everywhere.
Even before the show sunk to then-unimaginable depths of shit, Nickelodeon overplayed it like a motherfucker. Even then man, even when I really liked the show, it dawned on me at a certain point that all the escapades of Spongebob and friends, no matter how good they were, were being inculcated into my mind as persistently and effectively as the Pledge of Alleigiance.
Yeah, not happening. So I actively avoided the yellow invertibrate for the same reason I mute commercials and advertisements whenever I can help it. Enough reruns, good or bad. I gotta save room in my brain, ya'know. For cherished memories and nifty words like "inculcate" and "extrapolate" and shit.
In a way, that's how I feel about the infamous "Spingebill" formula too. I'm not naming names/youtube channels, but I extrapolate that much of the passion for those comes from that negative buzz from the fans I mentioned earlier. Fans hate new Spongebobs. Again, don't blame 'em. But fuck, guys; it's not worth it.
It's not worth the MrEnter-esque rants, it's not worth the hate, it's not worth the creepypissta B-movie style bloody massacre fantasies or really the effort it takes to bring them to life in Vegas/AfterEffects/what have you everyone's doing. Because by giving it all this attention you're only letting it more into your life. Get it out of life! Ignore it! Starve it! Change the channel whenever it comes on! Avert your eyes from Spongebob merchandise! And don't even think about writing a...
...writing a...
Aww crap.