MrThisucks' Top 10 lists - Top 10 Best Anime Waifu's

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#10-Kuroneko from Oreimo

To kick off this list, we got Kuroneko. While most people may get their heart swept by Kirino in this anime about female otaku's and incest, Kuroneko really shines in her role of the gal pal of Kyousuke who challenges his love for his sister. Kuroneko is infinitely better than Kirino for several reasons:

• Kuroneko is well-read in literature
• she cares for her siblings
• not tsundere
• doesn't model (modeling is just a gateway to bulimia)
• dresses better than Kirino even as she cosplays

When she reveals that she loves Kyousuke, it totally drives the whole show in a new direction, albeit for like, 5 episodes. She's really cool, really nice, would waifu for life. THIS IS BARELY NUMBER 10!

#9-Every chick from Sgt. Frog

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All of them are fun women. They are just so enjoyable. Angol Mois is a ditsy destroyer of worlds, Momoka is kind of crazy but kind of shy and $$ I$ LOADED BABY $$ and is mostly nice, Koyuki is a spunky ninja, Natsumi is voiced by Cherami Leigh, The ghost chick is a cute ghost, and the mom is a super chill manga artist. Umm, did it just hit you that this anime was secretly a harem? I mean, Natsumi is just kind of there, but she's kind of hot right?

#8-Launch from Dragon Ball

They say "Never stck your dick in crazy," but Launch ain't crazy. In most of Dragon Ball, she was just there to cause a ruckus, but she was a good laugh every now and then. She's really cool because sometimes she's this sweet, cute, submissive housewife type woman, but other times she becomes this savage badass from New Jersey. She's two girls in one! If your taking a nice stroll with her down the street, then BAM, a criminal!-you could just make her sneeze and she'll turn that mugger into Swiss cheese. Then you could make her sneeze again and she'd...I don't know. Bake some cookies? She's extraordinarily gorgeous too, man. I can just look at her all day. Plus its hilariously cute when she goes all tsundere for Tien.

#7-Tomoko from Watamote

Now this may just be a very biased opinion, but Tomoko seems like she's real desperate SHE WANTS A BOYFRIEND BAD!!! I like her because she's practically a dude with nice, long, messy feminine hair and a vagina. I see myself in Tomoko:

• awkward
• self destructive
• bitter
• shut in
• misanthropic
• perverse

it makes her quite an amusing character to see on screen. She doesn't know how to be a functional member in society. Herself can't be. This vicious cycle just yearns to be broken.

#6-Squid Girl from Squid Girl

Now I ain't no furry or scaly, or any of that other funky stuff, but she made me love squids. Squid girl is really funny because she's like 12 or something a charges in acting like she's tough shit or something and gets tossed around by a girl who has small eyes even for an Asian. Squid girl has these tentacles for hair and doesn't know anything about the surface world so the whole show is ironically a fish out of water story. She's real cute and I wish there was romance in this anime because I would have liked to see her react to someone loving her not all stalker-like. I assume that when you kiss her she'd taste salty. I'd kiss her all day for that salt kiss. Salt kiss...sounds like a hair metal song.

#5-Minami from Baka and Test

I got a thing for animated tomboys, and luckily, Minami makes the list. In Baka and Test, Minami serves as the boob-less one that loves that main character Akihisa, who kind of shows more affection to the big-tittied girl Himeji, who's love is undeserved because she's only book smart. Everything else about her is shit. Minami has a lot going for her

• Better face than Himeji
• Redhead but has a nice tan complexion so she isn't a ginger
• German. Makes her more interesting
• Athletic
• Nice to her sister
• Can cook

And Ok, I know that at #10 I made it seem like tsundere's suck, but its more admirable with her than with Kirino because Kirino comes off as a bitch but Minami isn't full-on tsundere. She just has a hard exterior. She's literally that kid in kindergarten who hits boys to show that she likes them. Akihisa has to get beat every once in a while. So what? Quit taunting her by making fun of her boobs. My favorite episode of Baka and Test is when they show when she first came to Japan and couldn't speak Japanese too well yet, so Akihisa tries to ask if he could be her friend but he tried speaking in French instead of German. Minami's realization just breaks my her and I always tear up. Its such a beautiful way to flourish love.

#4-Juvia from Fairy Tail

To start off, please watch this copyright-avoiding video. I can't even begin to describe the beauty, the pure, almost animalistic romance that Juvia exist in. Juvia is my favorite wizard because she just has so much love to give to Grey, but he just refuses. What the fuck is his problem man? In that arc where she first joins Fairy Tail and Laxus wrecks havoc all over the town, theres this scene where she and two other wizards are trapped in this forcefield or something and the only way to leave is to fight each other and come out victorious or else be blown up by a timed explosive. DO YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DOES TO BE ACCEPTED IN THE GUILD TO GET CLOSER TO A MAN WHO WILL NEVER LOVE HER BUT SHE'LL DIE TRYING TO WIN OVER?She jumps up to the blown and BLOWS HERSELF UP so that she wouldn't have to fight anyone! Bruno Mars has that song "Grenade" where he says he catch a grenade for you, but Juvia will gladly, EVEN STEAL THE DAMN GRENADE, to have it blow up in her face to prove a point. Prove that she loves GREY-SAMA. COULD YOU DO THAT BRUNO, YOU TALENTLESS BASTARD!She's just so lovable and so, so damn sexy. I wish she would move on.

#3-Haruko from FLCL
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Pssh! Look at that big head! Anyway, Haruko is fucking cool because she's from outer space. She comes down to earth to find soem space pirate or something but uses this little dude to take his power..you know I don't remember too much about FLCL because I haven't seen it in a while, but you know, I remember her seducing that kid and she was totally DTF and she was going to show him the world on the back of her moped. Don't you wish you could leave your boring life behind and be with her for the rest of your life every once in a while? To go out and see bigger, better things?

#2-Ritsu from K-ON!!
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Another tomboy, Ritsu is my favorite K-ON!! girl because she is very energetic and charismatic. You got Yui, the dumbass of the group, Mugi, I don't even know how to describe her, Mio, she's hot but squeamish, which isn't bad but kind of holds her back from being the best one because my she's really pretty but her personality is meh, Asuza, no one likes her, and Ui who would also be the best of the bunch if she just let Yui figure out shit one her own. Ritsu though, is the one you go to after school practice to hang out with though. She'll tell embarrassing stories, eat cake and drink tea, go out and start running maybe, she's just such a wildcard. She resonates with youth and energy that is so contagious and watching her do something just makes you wanna do something. I guess her only fault is her deep attachment to Mio, which I guess is understandable because there isn't much dating in her life who else is she supposed to cling to? I wish it could be me.
#1-Tenma from School Rumble

Close your eyes. Think back to when you where in school. Think of that cute girl who would always be funny and goofy, but wasn't like those shitty chicks who were all "I'M SO RANDUMB ZOMGZ LOL MYSPACE.COM!!!" This one was to genuine thing. She was caring, honest, may not have been a big help but always had good intentions, and you were powerless to do anything but love her, as if her aura of enchantment was like a doom looming over the horizon of an entire race and you had nothing left to do in your power but embrace it. You get Tenma Tsukamoto. This girl man. Thank God she isn't real because I'd probably just crush my own heart. Tenma is that girl that only exist to spread joy to humanity. To be in her presence is to partake in the best moment of your life. If you are currently in love or have loved, you still don't know the joy, the complete ecstasy that is evoked when you watch School Rumble. Truly, her one flaw is her awful taste in men. Harima has the personality of a doorknob DOORKNOBS HAVE MORE PERSONALITY THAN HIM! Just quit reading this blog, go watch the whole anime [or read the whole manga if you're a fast reader] and then come back. Then you'll understand.