Corn's Not Porn Blog - FOOD REVIEWZ: Newman's Own Con Queso Salsa

Don't buy it.
Seriously you.
Reading this.
Don't buy it.
Yeah it may have the legend Paul Newman on it.
But don't buy it.
Yeah it may be cheap at your local Walmart.
But don't buy it.
It smells like a diarrhea infested diaper from a baby that ate moldy cheddar cheese, man
Its smells more awful than The King's bathroom after having his dinner.
Maybe more awful than the floors of Hyrule.
Its taste like dog vomit. NO not even berserk dog would vomit something this vile.
I mean Paul Newman's face on the jar said it all.
From his delightful smile, his mustachio, that fucking sombrero.
Like it seem like the perfect dip with such presentation like that.
But no. Its not.
Its evil inside a jar. And I find it a crime against humanity thats it still being sold to this day.
If Martin Lut Paul Newman were alive today he would go the front office of Newman's Own and punch the CEO in the dick or something.
Its.
Just.
Bad.
Like don't buy it man.
Buy those store brand dips at least they'll taste at the most slightly better than this abomination.
So don't buy it
Dont.