MrThisucks' Top 10 lists - Top 10 Pretty Ladies in Negima! Master Negi Magi

Now I know I might be a little "depraved" but I'll keep this list a little more classy than last time. See? It even has a better title. Negima is a harem where some dumbass academy thought it was a good idea to have a 10-year-old to teach teenage girls. If you didn't think that was stupid enough, he's a wizard who's looking for a woman to help him become a better wizard by fighting for him, and after making out with him. Oh I've said enough, lets start objectifying some bitches!

#10-CHACHAMARU KARAKURI


For being a robot, this girl is pretty good looking. Chachamaru is a robot made by the tech geek Satomi Hakase, who I now assume either likes to make things that don't look like shit, or is secretly a lesbian. UNLESS her owner and best friend Evangeline isn't a lesbian and didn't demand a beautiful robot servant. I'm thinking the latter because she and Evangeline never show up to class, which is an asshole move to their parents. Oh wait, they don't have any parents. Chachamaru clearly because she's a robot and Evangeline because she's a vampire. Who's paying their tuition? No one knows. Anyway, Chachamaru is very intriguing to impregnate because she's a robot and they can't get pregnant and could stay a teenager forever. Personally, I'm scared of most artificial intelligence, but robots like her and Jenny from My Life as a Teenage Robot show sympathy for humanity so they put me at ease. She also is armed to the teeth with lasers in her arms and can fly and connect to other computers, and most importantly,

can fall in love~~~~

#9-CHISAME HASEGAWA


Chisame is the series' local camwhore. She is a grumpy, unfriendly girl who in secrecy flaunts her tits online in a pink dress like a bitch. The reason I show this resentment though is not because I hate her, I hate camwhores. Actually, I feel pretty bad for her. She tries to avoid the freaks in her class. In her episode, man, brace yourself for some stupidity, Negi and the rest of the class find out that on the internet people like staring a pictures of cute girls, so he has his class whore themselves out with pictures of themselves. Okay, whoring themselves out is a little extreme, but you know what I'm talking about. Then on some fucking website that had the statistics on who people were searching up more, Chisane started falling behind to her classmates and so they had a feud with her without knowing it and it caused her to go nuts blah blah blah blah blah. Now I'm no teacher, but I don't find it 100% ethical to use your female students to get popular online by means of photographing them in "cute" posses. The one good thing Chisame had going for her was shot down by the people she hates. How tragic. It makes you want to love her if its the only thing that will console her.

#8-SETSUNA SAKURAZAKI


I got a thing for tomboys, a thing for dark-haired girls, a thing for side ponytails, not so much for swords, but man this girl is awesome. Oh shit, I just noticed she's wearing spats. Damn that's sexy. Anyway, Setsuna is the bodyguard for Konoka Konoe, some dumbass who has some magic power and doesn't even know it. Master of the art of sword fighting, Setsuna is cold blooded and will kill whenever she feels like her master is in danger, or just because...I think. I can't remember too well. Anyway she only does the nasty with Negi because she needs more power. She's power hungry to protect that airhead Konoka. They've been best friends since they were kids and Konoka taught her what it really means to be in love. I think they get together at some point, but I'm not 100%. Nothing like power to make a woman sexy. I remember I was in a MMA class for a while and there was this chick who I thought was pretty good looking. She was a little chunky and had a buzz cut. I got so happy when I got to practice a choke hold and felt her soft, squishy flesh. Its the little things in life, you know.

#7-KAEDE NAGASE


So here's something fun, me and Kaede both weight around 180 lbs, are about 5'9" tall, and were both born in November. It's like we're related or something. Kaede is a nice, gentle, motherly girl who is also a ninja. And like Brock from Pokemon, she keeps her eyes shut. She's not very good in school, making her one of the members of the MIGHTY BAKA RANGERS! I like her because she never does anything wrong and the series handles this well. Sometimes in narratives characters are created and have no faults to them and are fucking boring as fuck. Kaede however, is just kind of simple and doesn't have room in her personality to be a fuck up or annoy or anything that sucks. If she's not making up her terrible grades in school, she's in the forest working out or walking. Just walking. She's like an old lady! Its beautiful. You might say she's an undeveloped 1-dimensional character, but I say 1 dimension is all she needs.

#6-MAKIE SASAKI


Ayaka Yukihiro's lackey, Makie is another airhead who busies herself with gymnastics and stalking Negi. Naturally, since she's actually a pretty big idiot, she is one of the members of the Baka Rangers. She often finds herself not knowing what is going on and catching herself extending the length of her servitude to Ayaka. You know, now that I think about it, what is this school? How do they have huge idiots and badass geniuses co-existing? Is this place just a front for magical phenomena to take place and they have to have some non-magical students to even out the numbers like Affirmative Action or something? Makie is probably failing all her classes and doesn't have any real friends, just teammates and people that pity her enough to make sure she doesn't accidentally stick forks in power outlets or something. She really likes the color pink because it makes her enough of an eyesore so that she doesn't get hit by cars in traffic and only joined gymnastics because, like cats mesmerized by yarn being spun around, spinning ribbons entrances her like nothing else. Oh shit I'm supposed to be talking about how beautiful she is right? Makie has a nice ass due to her excessive exercising and assuming vegetables are good for you. I like pink haired characters. Sue me. She also provides a lot of humor to the show. And for some reason in this image she doesn't have a nose, but rest assured because she definitely has one! A pretty one.

#5-YUE AYASE


Yue is the monotone character. I feel like I'll end up like her, working in a library and hating schoolwork. She just fucking hates schoolwork. So much so that she ends up as one of the members of the Guardians of Mankind, the Baka Rangers. Despite being in a position of brave responsibilities, she is smart. She likes philosophy and bullshit like that, but is never really caught on camera reading. She has often served as a tour guide for people who venture into the ludicrously ginormous library and is friends with a girl who can barely talk due to her crippling shyness and the local gossiper. The shy one is her friend because she thinks a person who loves books can't be a bad person, but I don't think that's true at all. Osama bin Laden's favorite book was the Anarchist Cookbook. I like her because she has such a fun personality. There's an episode where they got this party going, and Negi drinks something and spits it out, and he says "Gaah! What is this!?" and she, like nothing, says "Hot cola. Like hot cocoa, but cola." Like dude what the fuck. Also, in an abridged series, this is reaching real far out but, there was this joke they made where she made a Ben Stein fanfiction, and it always makes me laugh. What is there to write about Ben Stein? Did she have a thing for monotone guys? It's just so funny. She also causes a lot of drama because she's one of the few who actually do love love Negi, the other being her best friend and fellow bookworm Nodoka, and whenever her love erupts, shit starts hitting the fan. I think I could love her. She seems like she'd be very committed. She's got that long hair and that...everything else. And she's always drinking stuff. You know what that means...

#4-FUKA AND FUMIKA NARUTAKI


I put them both at number 4 because as you can see, they are twins. No, they are not members of the Baka Rangers. The only club they are in is the Out Walking Society, or whatever they hell they call it. They consider walking a hobby hahahaha! They are aesthetically the same except one has buns, but the other has more of a personality because Fuka is more rambunctious and likes to prank people. The other is the yes man, always just supporting her sister, but she has admiration's too. For example, Fumika likes video games and cooking and collecting novelty chopsticks from different prefectures in Japan. Neither of them have been through puberty. Well, I think in the manga they grow older, so they'd have to then, but in the anime there is no time skip or anything, so in that time they haven't been through puberty. Yeah, that's right, right? Luckily they find a pair of princes to marry, which is fortunate because you can't have one twin marry. It's either both or neither. What's the deal with marriage and twins you know? You gotta marry both or just one? If one is infertile, does the other one need to be impregnated? Both are cute and I really love them. When they find out they gotta kiss Negi to get their contract they just jump in and kiss him hard. I'm like "damn girl, calm down." I thought it was cute. They where so eager to get a kiss. It warms my heart.

#3-KU FEI


The delicious brown Chinese girl of the class, Ku Fei suffers from Happy Foreigner Syndrome, a syndrome I created to describe characters like her and Fez from That 70's Show. Symptoms include:
-ditsyness
-poor grasp of the local language
-being perceived as stupid rather than unfamiliar with the local ideals in the country
She's not that focused on in the series, but I bet this describes her alright. Since people think she isn't that smart, she found herself in the goddamn Baka Rangers. I don't know why I keep bringing this up, this was a one-off joke in the series. She is commonly drawn with a :3-like expression and has nice blonde hair. She is a kung fu master and often recklessly beats up people. She acts very spunky and cutely and I bet over her hard interior is a soft, joy filled woman.

#2-NODOKA MIYAZAKI



Yue's BFF and fellow library-keeping cohort, Nodoka is a helplessly in love shy person who has crippling social anxiety and can talk to Negi without stuttering like an idiot. She first realizes her love when she nearly dies falling on a staircase carrying books. Imagine going out like that. In my opinion, that's like dying of overdose or erotic asphyxiation. Killed by what you loved. You let yourself destroy yourself! Anyway Nodoka eventually gets to kiss Negi and become one of his apprentices and think's she has a chance but Negi is 10 so he doesn't really give a shit too much and Nodoka is 15 like OMG get someone your own age. She is one of the few fortunate characters that have some development. Her hair parts more and more as she becomes less shy. Other than that she reminds me of that chick from Love, Chunibyo & Other Delusions but without the eye patch, as well as the girl from Another without the eye patch. She has a nice pair of tits damn it!

#1- ASUNA KAGURAZAKA

Negi-me
Asuna-everyone else
Everyone else-bystanders

Ok, sorry. I picked the main girl. The obvious choice. The "Easy way out." I can't help it, I like her. I love her. Not in the sense that I love love her, but as I watched Negima I cared for her. I laughed and cried and worried and concerned myself for her. Asuna is another tomboy, more so than Setsuna. She kind of scatterbrained and tsundere, and like every tsundere with a name that starts with "Asu," is voiced by Luci Christian when Cherami Leigh isn't around. She's always beating up Negi when she gets angry, whether she feels like it or not. Despite her eternal rivalry with the class representative Ayaka, she shows some mercy very rarely. In the first series, she has heterochromia and a sad, sad tale of death and Satan, and in the other is pretty much a goofball, but an endearing one. She has a delicious flat chest nice hairdo, dick sucking lips nice BMI, and an ass that wont quit. I don't care what y'all say. Asuna best girl forever! Oh, and a Baka Ranger.


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