Hey, remember how I said that I would review Monsters University after the Fourth of July? Well, I'm finally delivering on that promise...over a month late! The movie stars (as you would expect) Billy Crystal and John Goodman. The story is about the two getting through college, but it's a difficult thing, college, as they strive to fit in and complete the Scare Games with their fraternity, Oozma Kappa. I will not spoil the rest as this is a relatively new movie. However, some of the charm of the original movie is lost without Boo in it, and the 3D Modeling looks a bit different than the modeling of the first movie. I give it 7/10 stars.
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As I was in the theater, watching previews, I saw something that made my blood run cold and made me feel like I needed to assassinate whoever was responsible for this monstrosity. The Smurfs 2 trailer. Look, when you can see a movie's bad based on the trailer, it's gonna suck cock. From what I saw, it's Hollywood pretty much shitting on something that wasn't good to begin with! The new "Naughtys" (pretty much gray Smurfs that give me a Homestuck-esque vibe). One is named Vexy and the other name I don't remember, so I'll call him Dickface McCocksuck. Vexy has no personality and Dickface is an idiot. They try to trick Smurfette into being bad or something stupid. Now the worst part was another trailer I saw on TV. It was a parody of I'm Sexy and I Know It titled I'm Vexy and I know It. I have since lost all faith in modern-day Hollywood.
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As I was in the theater, watching previews, I saw something that made my blood run cold and made me feel like I needed to assassinate whoever was responsible for this monstrosity. The Smurfs 2 trailer. Look, when you can see a movie's bad based on the trailer, it's gonna suck cock. From what I saw, it's Hollywood pretty much shitting on something that wasn't good to begin with! The new "Naughtys" (pretty much gray Smurfs that give me a Homestuck-esque vibe). One is named Vexy and the other name I don't remember, so I'll call him Dickface McCocksuck. Vexy has no personality and Dickface is an idiot. They try to trick Smurfette into being bad or something stupid. Now the worst part was another trailer I saw on TV. It was a parody of I'm Sexy and I Know It titled I'm Vexy and I know It. I have since lost all faith in modern-day Hollywood.