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YouChew Football - Season 1, Game 1:

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Tulsa @ YouChew

Well here it is, the first game. I'll point out now that every quarter will be 7 minutes long, at least for now. I've played entire games where each quarter was 15 minutes. I'm not doing that again. Not here, anyway. This isn't a play-by-play either. Those are far too long and tedious to read, so I'll only be posting noteworthy stuff.

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Closing thoughts:
What a ridiculous way to start a season. I am completely amazed at how unforgiving the kicking/punting system is in this game, at least on higher difficulties. I started to get the hang of it later in the game, but MAN is that accuracy window small.

Those defensive numbers put Seattle to shame. It's obvious that the best part of this team (rather, the part of the game I know how to play) is the defensive line. A lot of players did very well, but special mention goes to CorruptionSound and Tugcoat, who simply wrecked Tulsa's QB. Wow.

On offense, things were a little more balanced. Everything sort of revolved around tabull (who can run or pass), but that's not really a bad thing. Intermission is obviously the leading receiver, and appdirect is the go-to rusher when tabull doesn't try to do it. tabull had me worried for a minute or two, with 2 injuries, but I think we'll be okay.

Up next, Toledo visits The Forum. ("The Forum" happens to be the name of the YCP Stadium).

YouChew Football - Season 1, Game 2

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Toledo @ YCP

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Closing thoughts:
For what it's worth, Toledo actually had a fairly decent record in 2004, so they were harder to push around than Tulsa. The defensive performance was solid, with Rillion & Billion getting some nice interceptions. I hope that the adage "defense wins championships" holds up for me, in any case. I'll see how long I can keep my these shutouts going.

Remember when I mentioned that the offense basically revolved around tabull? Well, here's some more proof. It's not entirely fair to say that, though. The running backs (appdirect & Intermission) really helped out too, and it's obvious that rushing is my bread and butter on offense. Good thing too, because I had a pretty horrible time passing.

My kicking game vastly improved, although kickoffs are still deceptively tough. At some point, I'll try to shift members around to keep things interesting. There's no reason for a single member to remain at one position all season long, especially if they're not on the field a lot.

Up next, the Spadinners visit the Northwestern Wildcats, presumably in the Southeast.

As always, if you have any comments, questions, or suggestions, or simply want to tell me how much of a nerd I am, post away.

SO's Blog - TheFineBros: YouTuber Trash

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YouTube is filled to the brim with trashy, uninspired, and un imaginative entertainment. All you have to do is look at the home page for this to be evident, as most of these videos are ads in disguise (such as movie trailers or clips from TV shows), let's plays, or some sort of animal video. It's amazing just how lazy and uninspired the homepage videos usually are, and how scummy and deceptive the people that make it big on YouTube are. Look no further than "thefinebros." A YouTube channel who's claim to fame is reaction videos. Unlike it's reaction videos however, "thefinebros" themselves do not react to videos, instead they use children and the elderly. Why is this you ask? Because no one wants to watch some random 20-30 year old grown ass men react to something. Instead people want see how today's youth "reacts" to the technology and fads of the past, or how the elderly "react" to today's video games, or how teens react to the latest trend, fad, or meme. The reason I say "react" is that these supposed reactions are more than likely fake and un genuine. Usually it's little kids whoring it up for the camera and acting intentionally stupid to make the video more interesting. People watch things like "kids React to Rotary Phones" and say "oh no humanity is doomed kids today are so dumb." If this is your reaction to said video than you should feel ashamed, as you have fallen into thefinebros's ploy. They got you to watch their trash and then talk about it, further drawing in views at it spreads by word of mouth. When I hear about one of these videos (going back to the rotary phone video for example) and am told that one of the kids ask "where are the apps on this phone?" I can't help but call that into question. Kids are not that stupid, many are smarter than we give them credit for. I highly doubt I kid would be naive enough to believe that rotary phones have apps. That's simply a fake and in genuine reaction either created by thefinebros themselves or said by the kid in order to look more adorable or get featured in the video. Same can be said for the teenagers.

I have to give thefinebros credit though, they created (inadvertently) one of the easiest to make and most profitable series on YouTube (even though its still not up there with "Let's Players" in terms of easiness to make and profitability). Reaction videos of this nature are a never ending gold mine for them. All they have to do is exploit popular trends and media by other people and sit some group of people in front of it. Hell, if there's not really any popular trends going on then they'll just pull out some old technology or nostalgic TV show and sit some kids in front of it, and people will keep watching this stuff every time and youtube helps fuel this by constantly featuring them on the homepage. My problem with YouTube is that they do nothing to really encourage people to search around and find videos themselves. I frequently go on youtube and type in random phrases and chains of words just to see what comes up. I've found some interesting, neat, and unusual stuff by doing this. The only time people ever search for videos on YouTube is to find a song or a specific video they saw on the homepage in the past. YouTube would probably try to find a way to stop people from searching for videos if they could, as watching videos from smaller, un partnered channels doesn't make them really any money from advertising revenue.

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Hey! An old, nostalgic show which resonates with a huge age demographic of Internet users, what an easily exploitable source for a video. We'll put some kids in front of it so that the ex 90s kids who are lured into watching it can complain about today's youth and refer their friends to the video!

Speaking of making money from YouTube, thefinebros are probably rolling in cash. Not only are they a getting a ton of views on YouTube and money from ad revenue, they also have their own Nickelodeon TV Show now which finished its first season recently.

But you know what? TheFineBros don't even really need the YouTube homepage to get their videos out there. More often than not, if they make a video pertaining to something like video games, it's pretty much a given that this video will be posted and written about in an article for some sort of online gaming "journalism" website such as Kotaku. Let's examine one of these types of "articles" shall we?

http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,2817,2468193,00.asp

This "article" (using the term lightly) is a joke. Half of it is well known background knowledge about the NES, which just serves as filler, and without this filler, there would barely be an article. So why do websites such as this one post skimpy articles and link videos from TheFineBros? Well it's simple, these websites know that it will rack in clicks. They know that as mentioned before that people want to watch this kind of stuff to complain about today's youth and feel as if they are superior to the people in these videos who they feel represent the mast majority of their age demographics.

I also decided to risk my sanity and go against my moral compass to watch this video, and give you my thoughts and observations:

*Gotta love how they manage to whore themselves out for the first fifteen seconds and try to get you to check out and subscribe to their other channel.
*[0:30-0:50] I highly doubt that people would legitimately confuse an NES for a VCR, or call it a "Gameboy" or "Gameboy 1."
*Its as if they intentionally tried to find the most trashy, "hip teen clothing" they could. Honestly look at this:
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You guys better watch out, because you are now officially in...
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You know what else leads me to believe their clothing was either arranged for them or highly pushed by thefinebros for them to wear? The fact that none of them are wearing brand name clothes. It's all generic, with no brands whatsoever actually visible.

*[2:45-3:15] More phony reactions, as we see most of the participants "struggle" to figure out where to put the cartridge. It's fairly obvious, even if you've never actually seen an NES. Loved how the one girl flipped it over thinking that the slot would be under the console. Clearly fake. The writer of the article discussing this video wrote:

When put to the test, though, most struggled to even get the process started. Used to inserting a CD or digitally downloading titles, the teens were baffled by the NES game cartridge.

Anyone who has used even a DVD player would know that the slot would be on the front. And I mean honestly, who in their right minds would think it would actually be under the console? I have never heard of any device, whether it be a VCR, DVD player, record player, or game console that takes disks/tapes/cartridges under the system. And also that "used to digitally downloading titles" is such bs. If they own a game console, they surely they have put at least one disk in it at one time or another.
*[5:25-5:40] Most of these people "died" on the first goomba, even the one who claimed to have played this game before and at 5:53 goes down the pipe and says "I know my stuff." These guys make Chris Bore's phony video game struggles look like grade A Hollywood level acting.
*[6:53-6:58] "Would you say this is better or worse than consoles of today?" What a bullshit trick question by thefinebros. Of course this console does not hold up against the PS4, Xbox One, and Wii U. They know exactly what the kids are gonna say: "it's worse." They simply threw this question in to get them to say that and make the viewers angry and believe that "kids these days don't respect their elders"
*[7:13-7:23] "You still wanna tell me a freaking 1080p Xbox One is worse than this game? Get outta here." Literally no one insulted the Xbox One in this video, nor did anyone compare the Xbox One to the NES, and no one ever said the NES was better, it's just another phony comment thrown in to arouse displeasure among the elitist viewers.
[8:36-8:56] Just a cluster of ads for their other videos and the teens whoring out and trying to get you to subscribe.

Overall:
*The teens were overly annoying, unsurprisingly as I'm sure it probably pissed people off and got them talking about the video.
*Who knows, maybe some were legitimately reacting at some points, it's certainly possible, but after watching the video it's pretty obvious most of it was indeed staged.

Anyways, I'd also like to say this:
YouTube custom thumbnails are absolutely terrible. They are usually extremely misleading or beyond stupid. They rival Internet ads when it comes to measuring their obnoxiousness. I have no problem with people uploading a custom thumbnail if it is from a specific, unedited part of the original video when the generated thumbnail suggestions are total trash, but to throw a bunch of text and unrelated photoshopped material into your thumbnail is deceptive and trashy (ie every PewDiePie video ever made, although he's on his own level of deceptiveness as he takes it even a step further by including misleading titles.) TheFineBros are just plain lazy when it comes to their thumbnails. Let me give you a quick tutorial on how to make a FineBros thumbnail:

Step 1: Find a gradient background
Step 2: Find a picture of the item or something from the video said individuals are reacting to and place it into the middle of the thumbnail
Step 3: Add two pictures of people from your video over reacting. (One on the far left and right)
Step 4: Throw in your text (Bold text saying "____ REACT TO ____ !!!" should do)
(And there you go. Be forewarned, this may take you a full five or so minutes of your time.)

It's so easy that I decided to take a crack at it:
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To conclude,
I've heard a lot about the origins of theFineBros, and I have seen some of their pre kids react videos, and I would like to say that from what I saw they did have the right intentions, at first. It seems that they've gotten so caught up in exploiting these react videos for fame they've forgotten their more humble roots, and have begun doing one of the most unethical things you can do on youtube: make videos purely for profit and exposure.

YouChew Football - Season 1, Game 3

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YCP @ Northwestern

The first time I played this match, the game froze on me. In the 4th Quarter. After my team had multiple safeties and caught several interceptions.

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Anyway, I originally thought it would be a fairly tough game. It wasn't. The kicking game was an improvement over past games, and passing was decent enough. Rushing was surprisingly difficult. Defensively, it was ridiculous, with multiple safeties, plenty of sacks, and several interceptions. But all of that doesn't matter, because that match is now non canon. In fact, forget that I mentioned the match at all. Did you forget about it yet? Good.

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Closing Thoughts:
I'm fairly satisfied with this match, for the most part. Kicking and punting has been gradually easier, but still not perfect. Offensively, rushing was a non-issue, with lots of yardage and TDs. Being able to use more than one player to rush will probably help in the long run, especially if injuries come into play. However, passing was a mixed bag. One the one hand, I managed to complete 3 TDs, but there were very few successful passes overall. I'm not sure why.

Defensively, there were no problems. Other than the CPIU completing the occasional long pass and unsuccessfully attempting a Field Goal, very little happened. I'm perfectly fine with multiple sacks and interceptions, plus several fumbles. No complaints.

Up next, Texas Tech travels to town.

Bloodis' TF2 Blog - ETF2L kicks off Season 20!

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The European Team Fortress 2 League kicks off Season 20!

News:
ETF2L is happy to announce that they are taking applications to join the 20th season of European Team Fortress 2 in 6v6 format, if you are not familiar with 6v6 gamemode, feel free to take a look at this example.

Updates:
ETF2L has changed its league system and is allowing more unlocks than ever before, in addition to prizes for all skill divisions. Not only for the Premiership anymore, all of them!

The league system before had teams scattered in divisions ranging from the lowest division, division 6 all the way up to division 1 and finally to Premiership. There were 8 teams in one sub-division in which they fought against each other at a planned time when the both teams chose to play, or with an automatically put default time. However, if one team decides to drop out from the league, their team won't be replaced anymore in mid-season.
You had the option throughout the season to decide on what days to play the games, whenever you would want to play the games, and if possibly your team is unable to play, you will have a wildcard to use to move the match to another week.

However, what is new, is that there will not be 7 divisions, and no longer are there sub-divisions. Instead, the league setup will be in Swiss-Style tournament system with 4 divisions, from lowest to the highest, there will be Open, Mid, High and Premiership divisions. For example to understand this more properly, Premiership will remain the same, while High division will include teams from former divisions 1 and 2, Mid having teams from divisions 3 and 4, and Low having divisions 5 and 6.

Another new thing that will come along with the Swiss-Style system, is that the time to play matches is a lot more stricter. You are forced to play one game every week from Sunday to Thursday, at the end of Thursdays the results from all matches will be gathered and decided that which teams will play against each other on the next week of the season. On Saturdays the fixtures will be created and default dates will be set for teams to play their games, repeat and rinse until the season is over.
This also means the fact that wildcards are removed, as the matches have to be played weekly in order to function the Swiss-System must adhere to strict deadlines.

How are the fixtures decided however? With the Swiss system, the fixtures will now be created by matching teams with a similar points total where possible, ignoring teams that have played each other already. This is intended to create closer matches throughout the season. Also, adding a benefit for admins to have less work and have less chances on making accidental bad seedings for teams.

Another by-product of the new system will be an increase in ties, particularly in the bigger tiers. To solve this issue ties will automatically be sorted within the table by round difference (rounds scored subtract rounds conceded). This applies to all ties, including ones that affect any playoff positions. Tiebreakers will therefore no longer be used.
Playoffs would now take place in all tiers. This system makes it much easier to run playoffs in all tiers, just one look at some of the playoff trees from Season 19 should make it clear.

Season 20 Schedule:

Signups: January 7 – January 23
Publishing of Provisional divisions: January 24
Publishing of Final divisions: January 25
Pre-Season Playoff Week: January 25 – January 29
Main Season: February 1 – March 19 (7 Weeks)
High/Mid/Open Playoffs: March 22 – April 2
Premiership Playoffs: March 29

You can still sign up your team after January 23. Teams signing up later than January 23 will be placed on the waiting list and added into the next available week.

Personal opinion:

I'm really excited personally for this upcoming season, I have played in 3 last seasons already by now but finally I got a chance to play with another team. However, by the looks of what are the Premiership teams going to be for now, the season will be both amazing to watch and to play in.
I already got used to the previous system where you had wildcards to be used and you could plan to play on any day you wanted and liked it more since as far as I know, ETF2L was the only league anymore to still do that, but I do believe that with the change to Swiss-System will be better since many other leagues use this system as well to know which teams are the best in their own divisions.

The unlock list has expanded a lot with different classes, so it's interesting to see how would those turn out to be like during the season, as many people disliked the use of Direct Hit and Ambassador for example, while they are allowed in NA leagues and aren't that bad over there. The rest of the unlocks aren't that bad however, you can look at the list here. http://whitelist.tf/etf2l_6v6_s20

I don't think players who are not from European region would do well in this season, considering that all of the matches can not be played on the weekend, so you would need to play really early before the evening or really late at night. It still doesn't mean that you can't play however, but feel free to try if you'd like, remember that participating for the whole season will make you and your team eligible for a medal in-game!

So? What are you waiting for? You still have time to join in, so have fun as much as you can!



http://etf2l.org/
http://etf2l.org/2015/01/12/announcing-season-20-staff-changes/

SO's Blog - eBay: The Best of the Worst II

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Here we go again with another round of whacky and baffling eBay items, prices, listings, and more.

Our first item appears to have been listed by some sort of 4Chan degenerate:
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As you can see, the item is in "Very Good" condition
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I'll admit that I am not very familiar with the "Score International Baja 1000" for the Playstation 3, so let's see if the item description can enlighten is some:
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I guess this is a joke offer of some sort, but may I ask this: "What's the point?" There was nothing clever about this at all, it wasn't like the "invisible Donkey Kong amiibo defect" which was both humorous and a response to the whole amiibo defect fad, this is simply a joke listing by someone with both too much time on their hands and no sense of humor. If you're looking to troll a website, why eBay? It's a pain to make an eBay account and its not like you're really going to get anyone legitimately aroused, and even if you do, you won't get to see or view any form of their reaction. Great job man, troll of the year, you really punk'd eBay.


You know what they say, "sex sells:"
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However, it helps to actually have your product somehow associated with sex and beauty, as opposed to simply using sex and beauty for attention, which he did. This raises another question: why did the seller chose to use a suggestive male model in his picture? If he wanted to grab attention, he should've used a female in a bikini, as most gamers tend to be male, unless he thinks most gamers are in fact gay. If we ignore the picture and simply look at the product listing's title, more questions are raised. What exactly does he mean by "video game tablet PS3 drawing"? Is he trying to sell a PS3 "video game tablet," or is he trying to sell a drawing of a "video game tablet PS3," or maybe those are phony titles and he's really just trying to sell a male sex slave. Let's check out the description and tie up some lose ends:
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So it is in fact a drawing, but I still have no clue what this drawing will be of. The seller states it'll be of "this" supposed video game tablet, but yet it is not pictured anywhere, so by saying "this" he must actually be talking about the male model.


You know what? I'm tired of having to elaborate and read between the lines to find out what people are selling on eBay. You really wanna see how to list an item and describe it properly? Look no further at this fine example:
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Lord Smeargle's Vault - The VHS Surprises: Episode II - Attack of the Clone!

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You never know what you can find in a Videocassette shop these days. Twenty to thirty years ago, they were all the rage in the Home Entertainment, with Beta and Laserdisc not far behind. Nowadays, Blu-Ray and DVDs are currently dominating the market, as well as downloadable content off from iTunes and other downloadable content places, while the VHS is, like I’ve mentioned in the first episode, a dying breed, with Beta just about killed off. But that doesn’t mean that Videocassette are no longer being sold, because I’ve became a regular customer at St. Vincent’s for Videocassette, after learning that they are only worth 20 cents each. This gave me the opportunity to own Election (a film that would star Ferris Bueller’s Day Off’s Matthew Broderick, and then-up-and-coming star Reese Witherspoon), A Clockwork Orange (which definitely needs no introduction for now at least), and This is Spinal Tap, the latter regarded as ‘the best cult film of the 80’s’. While I don’t agree with that statement (I think it’s good, but to me, The Blues Brothers was definitely the better film.), I will throw that out the window today, because I have not one, but TWO copies of Spinal Tap. Can you believe in this?

…The VHS Surprises…

To pick up the first paragraph of the episode, If you’ve thought I was lying, no, I’m not. I really do have two Spinal Tap VHS copies, both of which distributed by Communications and Entertainment Limited, which was one of the biggest Home Video companies of Australia in the 80’s, alongside Roadshow Home Video, CIC Video, and Video Classics (which crashed spectacularly when the year 1984 ended). For those who don’t know, CEL was the successor to Publishing and Broadcasting Video, and managed to keep some of the divisions, such as Star Video, Australian Video and MGM/UA Home Video (which also lent some of its videos to Warner Home Video during the 80s). Aside from that, they were also able to help RCA/Columbia Pictures/Hoyts Video get on the map by releasing some of their titles, including Ice Castles and Lawrence of Arabia. But when the 90s came, CEL would barely be able to support itself by relying on domain titles, and a few well-received movies, until it finally gave up in the turn of the new millennium.


(Credit goes to MovieTrailerMonkey for the trailer. Strangely enough, it does appear in the workshop VHS copy I've bought.)

But enough about the company’s history; let’s look at the two copies of This is Spinal Tap! Both are identical with the slick displaying everything: The rating (M in Australia), the company logo, pictures from the movie, the time, etc. Both the plastic and the slick, however, on the copy that I picked up at the workshop (which I work every Wednesday morning for a couple of hours) looks worse for wear, compared to the one that I picked up at the shop, which looks brand-spanking new, except for some blue text written on the spine of the plastic. Also, the shop copy has an opaque black compact box, as opposed to the workshop copy, which carried a translucent compact box.

And then comes the case where they are two different copies; the videocassettes. Both of them are black videocassettes, sporting the same front sticker (as the top sticker is nowhere to be seen on either tape), yet the copy I’ve picked up at Vinnie’s has the text in blue, compared to the workshop copy, which is black and misplaced to the left (or in this case, slightly moved to the bottom)! Also, the videocassettes are not the same aside from the colour, with the workshop version having a bigger roll of film in it. To heighten the difference even more, the shop version carried two stickers (one rectangular and one square), while the workshop version had no extra stickers.

St. Vincent’s Workshop Version
The first VHS that I’ve popped in was the workshop version, which was bought from 2014. The video almost immediately jumps us off with the 2000s MGM logo, along with the Embassy Pictures’ E logo (with no text indication whatsoever), transitioning us into the movie. By the time that I’ve seen the warning, which was taken from a DVD, I knew that I didn’t get what I’ve paid for at all. But it didn’t stop there, as the person who recorded it, decided to keep recording to showcase the DVD’s features. It includes an interview from Marty Di Bergi (Rob Reiner), additional footage that wasn’t seen in the original release (some of which explaining how Spinal Tap got cold sores on their lips), some commercials involving Spinal Tap especially the trailers and the TV spots for Rock n Rolls (which, prior to watching that copy, I’ve never heard of), music videos of the titular band, and some other promos. And when the recorder was done, the person decided to record some of the opening from another movie, which I honestly don’t know about other than logo itself (The Rank Organisation), which involves a man banging a gong slowly.

Vinnie’s Shop Version
And now onto the copy that I’ve bought more recently this year. While the copy certainly showed signs of aging as it flickered every two or three seconds it ran (unlike the Swap Meet VHS I’ve watched a couple of weeks ago), it at least starts off with a warning (with the ‘New Penalties Copyright Act of 1986’ version), played on a colourful sunrise background which segues into the CEL Home Video logo, as the announcer boasts that the company is ‘bringing you the entertainment revolution’.


(Credit goes to TheShortMan for this. However, the version that appeared on 'This is Spinal Tap' had a different upbeat tune that contained more synth and less guitar.)

When the logo fades away, ‘Preview time’ zooms in, indicating (of course) previews. The first is from an actual band in Australia called Cold Chisel (which featured Jimmy Barnes, a well-known singer in Australia), as they star (or better yet, featured via footage from the concerts) in the movie The Last Stand. Another thing to note, it was rated G, which (to me), sounds unusual to be appearing on an M-rated VHS.

The second preview, which was rated M, as indicated on a black background with the rating resting on a grey line, is from Columbia pictures, with the movie featured starring Jeff Bridges and Glenn Close in Jagged Edge. It then brings us the classification of the movie to us, which just likes to remind you all it is rated M, just as it was on the cover and the front stickers of both films. And then it leads us into the movie without any logos to precede it. Speaking of the movie, while it doesn’t have much of a plot (given that it centres on a band touring around America, and then one concert in Japan), it does have plenty of humour, so it definitely does try. I also love how the credits roll at the end of the movie, where the members of the group continue with the documentary by saying nonsensical things to Marty. Immediately when the movie ends, the CEL Home Video logo shows up again, with the announcer saying the same things as well, before it would fade to black.

And now my final thoughts. While the workshop version does feature a whole lot more stuff, and immediately starts us off with the movie as well, it is definitely not the real copy, as it is placed in a different VHS box compared to the shop version, and the fact that it has much more tape. On the other hand, it has much more quality than the real copy, which stood the test of time for too long, as it flickered almost immediately before the warning showed up. In conclusion, I’ll say these final words: If you still have a VCR, or a DVD, or a DVD/VCR, which I still have, then take what you can get out of it. It may not be much, but if it’s a movie/TV series/OVA/etc that you've been wanting to see, or if the VHS is in good condition, then it’s worth it.

Final Score
VHS Cover: 3/10 (Workshop), 9/10 (Shop). The shop version has a cover that (aside from the blue markings and the white '20 cents' sticker) appears to be new.
Videocassette: 1/10 (Workshop), 4.5/10 (Shop). Even when the shop version has more to offer, it still doesn’t have a lot to show. For starters, neither of them have a top sticker!
Quality: 9/10 (Workshop), 2.5/10 (Shop). The workshop version definitely has the shop version beat.
Warning: 0/10 (Workshop), 7.5/10 (Shop). The DVD warning doesn’t count, period, while the shop version carries a colourful and interesting warning screen.
Logo: 0/10 (Workshop), 6.5/10 (Shop). The workshop version isn’t doing well, is it?
Previews/Other Features: 9/10 (Workshop), 4/10 (Shop). At least the workshop version will have 16 times more previews than the shop version.
Final Score: 22/60 (Workshop), 34/60 (Shop). Below average for the workshop version, while the shop version gets a passing grade.

And also, I apologise for bringing you the episode as late as Tuesday, but considering that my laptop had to reboot because of the viruses, I was lucky to get an episode done this week.

Phew! Now it’s time for me to watch Leatherface, the ‘promotional use’ version on VHS.

YouChew Football - Season 1, Game 4

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Texas Tech @ YCP

It's been a while since my last update. Sorry about that. I'll try to finish this season before the end of next month. Maybe.

Anyway, this time I have to play against Texas Tech. In 2004, they were 8-4, so they weren't exactly a powerhouse, even though their losses were mostly against decent opponents. For this match, they have a very good Passing game, with a not so impressive Rush Defense. After messing with the depth chart a bit, let's get this show on the road.

(By the way, did I mention that the YCP coach's name is King Harkinian?)

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Closing Thoughts:
Not a bad match, I suppose. Texas Tech got a few long passes that concerned me, but I've still gone 4 matches in a row without being scored on. That'll probably change next time, though.

Kicking was decent, but missing any Field Goals is never fun. I can't recall if I ever punted or not. That's probably a good thing.

On defense... well just look at those stats. Very solid across the board with plenty of sacks. There were a few times where I think I was robbed of an interception, but whatever. Against Texas Tech, this could've been a lot worse.

Offensively, I probably rushed more in this game than in any match that I've played in a long time. If one of my running backs doesn't win all of the awards, then I don't know what to say. Passing wasn't awful, but 5/14 is pretty weak, even if I did complete 3 TDs. Don't let those fumbles fool you, by the way. If I recall correctly, they both happened when I made poorly-timed laterals.

Up next: YCP faces Oxford. Just kidding, I'm playing at #11 Nebraska.

Lord Smeargle's Vault - The VHS Surprises: Episode 3 - A Load of Bullamakanka

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With Australia Day coming and going, unfortunately when YouChew broke down, normally it would’ve ended all hopes of this series continuing. However, my optimism to continue this series for the better has made me thrive for the hopeful success, given that so far I have over 150 views and a featured blog article betwixt the two episodes. And now, here comes episode three, and this time, we have possibly one of the worst movies that I’ve ever seen on home video. But is it the worst movie ever made? Well, cue the Asia song, because “Only Time Will Tell”!

…The VHS Surprises…

And to start off the boastful saying, I have a movie that absolutely almost no one has ever heard of, outside of Australia, called “Bullamakanka: The Motion Picture”, with ‘At Last’ tacked on the top of it. But before I delve further into the history of this, the VHS came from Thorn EMI Video, a company that had moderate success in Australia during the early 80’s. However, they didn’t have the best previews for movies, nor did they have the best movies on offer at the time. Even the two logos that precede the ‘filmstrip logo in space’ were tacky, boring, and choppy (the second one, at least).


Credit goes to AussieRoadshow for the Thorn EMI logos. With both the opening warning and the closing post box number details, the second one is played first, as the first follows, with the filmstrip logo (featured on this VHS) playing soon after. It also features the international logo, and the 'cinehollywood' division logo.

The black clamshell is, without a doubt, one of the best things about this excuse of a film. It’s colourful, features pictures of the stars that were crazy enough to be in this said excuse, has quotes on the front and back, features a blue ‘VHS High Quality’ seal (remnants of another at the opening of the clamshell), with also a rather old ‘VHS’ sticker on the same spine, remnants of a pink sticker, and it even features a polaroid seal, boasting that it is giving you the ‘genuine Thorn EMI Video’. Given the horror that I witnessed was Bullamakanka (which is one of the strangest titles I’ve ever seen, heard or even saying out loud so far), I swear I’m going to be disappointed, because it claims that it is “Australia’s answer to Animal House and The Blues Brothers”, which, unless it features an abundance of car crashes and well-written humour, I just find insulting to boast.

The videocassette then actually eclipses the cover, by being the black videocassette, with a tape brown spine, which was relatively common in Australia during the 80s, whilst somewhat rare in the 90s. However, it also indicated that it was made in Japan, which somewhat does explain where they get the videocassettes (in part). The top and front stickers remain intact, but are in black, a rarity at the time! It also carries, amongst other things:
  • A square sticker at the front side that has ‘583’ written on it in pen
  • A ‘Genuine Thorn EMI Video’ polaroid seal (again)
  • Two square stickers on the left side of the VHS’s view, with the second sticker obstructing the first.
  • The second sticker has ‘1 1245’ on the top, and ’30 0795’ on the bottom of said sticker.
And when I put the video in, the quality was surprisingly stunning at first. There was a minor problem at the warning (which is black and bland, I might add) where it flickered once, and then showcased no problems with the opening logo at all. Speaking of the logo, the filmstrip logo features almost a dozen of movies, shows, etc, including Can’t Stop the Music (which was strangely popular in the land down under), a scene presumably involving Charles Bronson, and a scene involving Benny Hill sipping a pint, amongst other things. The announcer is even kind to tell us to ‘sit back, relax and enjoy' the film for us, which is a nice gesture.

But when a minute rolled in (the first time I put the Videocassette in at least; after using my mother's method of fast-forwarding and rewinding the tape, the second time it managed to last 16 minutes), a series of things would break loose, as it flickered just a minute in, which was coincidentally when Angry Anderson (that’s his name, not his character) applies shaving cream on his already hairless head, and shaves while talking on the phone. Speaking of the movie’s stars the movie actually does feature Countdown host Molly Meldrum, singer John Farnham, Angry Anderson and Frank Thring (both appear in Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome), and a person who apparently goes by the name of ‘Woodrow’. Sadly, it’s not the man who looks a lot like Gordie Howe.

Also, the strangest thing about this VHS, is that the cover wanted me ‘not to laugh’ at this film. To be perfectly honest, I did not laugh at this movie for a single second, and it felt like I’ve been cheated of my 20 cents (I know it’s not much, but I already feel like I’ve blown $8.00 worth of videocassettes). And just to give everyone a minor lesson, this movie was ironically made on a slim budget to the point that it took a couple of years for the film to be made (hence the ‘At Last’ tacked on), and there were rumours that everyone involved in the film bar the director/writer Simon Heath had to make their own sandwiches, which is saddening to read about.

I also had a hard time trying to understand the plot, but it says that the main plot involves a small town mayor rigging an election with ‘hilarious and unpredictable results’. It also involves horse racing, a beauty contest, Rhino Jackson trying to get the member of the senate on his side, and a clockwork horse that is eventually exposed, just in case you needed to know. However, I am relieved that it is a short movie, clocking in at 89 minutes, with a so-called bonus feature at the very end of the credits, involving Rhino Jackson in jail, intending to ‘write his side of the story’ when he serves his time. And then when the movie cuts to black, we get to see the ‘filmstrip logo’ in space for one last time, with the announcer making a reminder about the Thorn EMI catalogue, which they give us after it cuts to said P.O. location. I doubt that they are still making VHS’s to this day, let alone 25 to 30 years ago, but their post office is Thorn EMI Video Australia – P.O. Box 402, Haymarket, New South Wales, 2001 if you’re really desperate.

In conclusion, while I am glad that I was able to encounter another rare Australian-based Home Video company, it had to be one of the worst movies that I’ve ever seen so far in my lifetime. The plot is incoherent, the acting feels artificial, and not a single laugh was given to this movie that night before Australia day (when I watched this film). I will say that the soundtrack is decent, even by today’s standards, but that’s really only one of the few praises that I can give to this Videocassette. Now listen to a song from the movie that was known as At Last… Bullamakanka: The Motion Picture!


Credit goes to humanjukebox1958 for the song. Yes, it is one of the best songs in that film.

Final Score
VHS Cover: 7.5/10. Colourful, interesting and boastful, the box is literally more interesting than the toy in this case.
Videocassette: 8.5/10. Virtually remaining the same over time, it is the cleanest videocassette that I’ve seen on the outside.
Quality: 1/10. I’ll give it one because the visual lasts for at least a minute, while the audio doesn’t give up until 10 minutes before the movie ends.
Warning: 1/10. Not very interesting at all, given that it’s on a black background…
Logo: 7/10. Featuring the music from Press Your Luck, and featuring a variety of movie clips, as well as a unique logo, it is one of the saviours of this film
Previews/Other Features: 1.5/10. With the catalogue the only thing feature-worthy about the VHS, I’m guessing that they only wanted 90 minutes for this.
Final Score: 26.5/60. Below average, though it felt burdened more by the movie itself and lacking any previews.

Bloodis' TF2 Blog - ETF2L S20 - Pre-season and fundraiser announcement

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News: ETF2L has started their own fundraiser for the first community crowdfunding system for Season 20 powered by Tt eSPORTS. The purpose of this fundraiser is to allow members of the ETF2L community to contribute directly to the Season 20 prize pool and help make Season 20 the biggest yet!
The fundraiser will run throughout the season, with prizes finalised Sunday March 1st. Because of this they cannot promise any exact prizes for tiers until this date. However they can guarantee the minimum prizes for Premiership teams:
  • Premiership 1st place: €500
  • Premiership 2nd place: €300
  • Premiership 3rd place: €200
100% of all donations raised will go towards the Season 20 prize pool, ETF2L will not keep any of the money.

Funds and Items raised through the fundraiser will be used for prizes in all four tiers – Premiership, High, Mid and Open. Prizes for everyone! Clearly they do not know exactly how much will be raised, but their aim is to provide cash prizes for Premiership, High and Mid with at least item prizes for Open.

Updates:

ETF2L has also announced their map pool for Season 20, by making one of the biggest changes in the history of this league, as they are removing cp_granary from the map pool and replacing it with cp_sunshine_rc5 instead. TF2 is a changed game, and they feel that cp_granary has served it's time already so it's time for a new map to come already in use.

The map pool consists of these 7 maps with 2 of these maps played on each week:Signups had been also extended until the 28th of January for all other divisions except Premiership division as it had it's teams already filled up, currently consisting on 8 teams, "Ze Knutsson Rollerbladers" (Sweden/Finland), "CPLAY.Tt" (Germany), "E-SHOCK ESPORT" (France), "L'Avant Garde de Plouvorn" (France), "LEGO" (Denmark), "Lethal Weapon" (Russia), "Reason Gaming" (EU) and "Übersexuals" (EU).
The tables for Premiership division can be found here: http://etf2l.org/leagues/6v6-season-20-premiership-table/

And as well the tables for teams in High, Mid and Open divisions can be found here: http://etf2l.org/leagues/6v6-season-20-tables/

Personal opinion:

I am really glad to hear about the community crowdfunded fundraiser for the season's prize pool, it really gives a new turn to how in current seasons there has been a same amount of money prizes always for top 3 teams in Premiership and always the Tt eSports prizes, but now with a turn on having more money provided by the community.
Of course I am not focusing on earning any of the prize pool as for Open division teams it's mostly only item prizes, and Mid having some amount of money, while High having even more than that of course.

The map pool is excellent, I've never liked Granary that much even if it is a classic and a very oldschool map, but it's has been played for far too long time already without any intention to replace it, until now with Sunshine that has been long time wanted to be in ETF2L already. Logjam is still great to have as well since it has improved a lot since the version from last season. All other maps are still very great to play, especially Badlands and Gullywash when they fit so well to the format.

The whole premiership does look very promising to me, not only are there very great teams from last season, but as of now there aren't any bad ones that wouldn't get a single point, unless if LEGO again wants to throw premiership so they can keep on winning the second highest division couple times more already. "L'Avant Garde de Plouvorn" was not announced to be in this season until "Publiclir.se" (Sweden) wanted to drop out of the premiership playoffs, showing that who is really worthy of playing in Premiership and who will go to High instead, sad to see that as I had my thoughts that Publiclir.se would at least try in this season.

So far there really are no bad things to say about this season, it's all about what you want to do since you have the option to raise funds to make the prize pool bigger if you want and your opinion on what to think about the maps as you play them, very excited to hear what else is about to happen during the season!

Corn's Not Porn Blog - Cornflakes' Worstest Thanksgiving Ever: le epilogue

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http://youchew.net/forum/index.php?app=blog&module=display&section=blog&blogid=189&showentry=538
I'm guessing this is a long time coming. A couple months have past after that night so I thought I might as well finish what happen afterwards.

After twas event I haven't tried to call him in weeks. I messaged him a Merry Christmas on X-Mas and he message back thanks. I wanted to call him at times but chronic anxiety is a dick. Around early January, my big sister who came from college in Poland for the Holidays came over along with our Dad. She helped me and my Dad reconcile and patch things up as we went to some random Jamaican Restaurant where they played Serani - No Games over the radio which made thoughts of the PlayStation 3. We talked and worked things out though I think I should of talking about his bullshit Alcohol problem but hey in time I will.

So were having a steady relationship and I hope it stays that way. It took awhile but I also felt bad I was actually going to call the cops of my own Father if my mother didn't talk me out of it. I mean I would have fucked up his life for the life not to mention I know certain things could have happen if the cops came over that day.

Still what a fucked up night. I hope that never have to experience something like that again.
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In Other Words - RE: Notch--Maybe Wolves AREN'T Such A Bad Idea After All

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On March 31st, 2011 a modder by the name of FlowerChild posted a topic on MinecraftForums called--”Notch: Wolves are a Bad Idea.” This followed the release of Minecraft Beta 1.4 that same day which included wolf mobs for which Notch had spent a good deal of time coding after receiving it as a suggestion from one of his idols. If you remember early wolves, they were buggy. All mobs back then were solid and pushed you around as opposed to today's mobs which you can push but they can't push back. Wolves were prone to pushing you over ledges or into lava when they teleport to you, so they were often more annoying than useful. FlowerChild's reasoning for wolves being a bad idea was that in a game about exploration and building, wolves had no place.

Shortly after his pleading to Notch to remove or at least stop development on wolves (which was met with silence), FlowerChild made a new thread challenging the community to come up with ideas that both contributed to the core game more than wolves and were easier to code. The ideas which came from this contributed to what would become the mod Better than Wolves.

Many would say, including FlowerChild, that Better than Wolves would have been the natural progression of Minecraft if the game had focused more on a progressive mechanical tree while fully embracing its survivalist path with steeper difficulty and a higher learning curve. Better than Wolves is a transformative mod which overhauls the game. Hunger and diet. Hard stone. Scarce resources and food. Add that to unforgiving gameplay mechanics like being punished for dying by respawning randomly within a 2000 block radius of the world spawn or falling into dark caves that are pitch black where prolonged exposure to pure darkness will kill you, it's truly balls hard Minecraft.

So why would any sane person play this mod? Is the challenge reasonable and payoffs rewarding? Well, let's look at early game.

First off, let me just say that if I have to ever punch another fucking tree in Minecraft, I'm going to stick my dick in an electric outlet. I'm going to be blunt, I'm above punching trees in Minecraft at this point. We all are, frankly, who've ever played survival mode for an extended period of time. The “first night” which is glorified as one of the most memorable and frantic parts of the game is overblown and boring. You'll try to be patient, wait out the night. Mine a bit, smelt some iron. Truth is within five minutes you do what almost everybody ever has after sitting through the first night the first time. You type /time set day, and get back to work. Maybe you're like me and you actually choose to start with a bonus chest not because you're a n00b who sucks at Minecraft but because you don't like bullshitting around punching trees and want that wooden or stone axe right from the get go.

Better than Wolves, however, I'm completely torn on. My beef with the first night and punching trees comes from the sheer tedium and lack of reward for something so mundane. Better than Wolves, however, has surprised me. It has given me a dire sense of urgency to collect wood early game because it takes forever to collect it. When you punch a tree in Better than Wolves, you get a tiny bit of bark, some sawdust and one wood plank. You do this until you have about sixteen planks and use that to craft two wooden pickaxes which are capable of mining one stone per pick and you use two stone to make an axe which then slightly speeds up collecting wood.

The early game for Better than Wolves is a mixed bag. These first twenty minutes make you feel like you're playing Minecraft for the first time, but it quickly loses its charm because of one fatal flaw—the Hardcore Spawn aspect of this mod which is deliberately immutable and non-configurable because FlowerChild is completely fucking insane.

Really, FlowerChild is a madman with childish ego. That's another entry for another day, but the hardcore respawning in Better than Wolves makes what's up until then an interesting and refreshing take on the early game I would normally welcome actually feel like an unrewarding and pointless experience because if you die, you lose everything. All of your progress. You respawn at any random location within two thousand blocks of the world spawn. Go to the nearest tree, start punching it. Get used to it.

There's a Bukkit plugin which does a similar respawning method called Extra “Fun” Mode. I played it on the Wooden Axe's Origin server. As far as I'm concerned punishing a player for cheap deaths is bullshit. It's demoralizing to work hard to just scrounge up the materials you need to survive through the night only to die and lose it all then realize you gotta start all over again. A key aspect to all games is to temper risks with reward. The more you're willing to risk the better your reward should be, but hardcore respawning basically means you're playing Minecraft with higher risk for significantly less reward you'd otherwise get through normal gameplay. That's not fun or challenging—it's cheap, and I often find that it discourages me from wanting to play without cheating in a few apples to keep myself from starving in my hidey hole. What's laughable is that FlowerChild claims to carefully consider balance in his mod when the early game clearly isn't fairly balanced unless you're modding a preexisting world you've already established. Lose the hardcore respawning or make it configurable, and the early game would actually be pretty fun.

As I said, Better than Wolves primarily focuses on a progressive, mechanical tech tree. If you can survive through early game things actually start to become a lot easier. But the early game, frankly, sucks balls. You're far better off pre-generating a 1.5 world in vanilla or playing an existing 1.5 save file with Better than Wolves.

What does the middle game bring you? Automation. Windmills and gears grinding your grains and hemp for you than whittling away at it manually and burning out your hunger. By then you're most efficiently cutting your wood but iron is still an issue. At 1 iron nugget per 1 ore and 9 nuggets to make one ingot, getting a respectable amount of iron to armor yourself up and eliminate one-hit deaths from Creeper explosions takes forever.

Better than Wolves essentially has a predictable pattern of taking vanilla elements, making them harder to do with less immediate gratification and in the long term rewarding the grinding by piecemealing out features of his mods which vary in usefulness and novelty. Farming sucks--more often than not one plant will yield only one seed to replant it which makes pumpkins and pumpkin farming crucial early game so you can raise up chickens.

I'd talk about the end game but I've never got there. I get as far making my first windmill then... that's about it. The next step after that is the Nether, but for the life of me I can't find diamonds at all to make a pick to harvest obsidian. I've honestly just considered just trying to move lava sources around and pouring water on them in a Nether portal shaped cast but for some insane reason you can't fucking scoop water out of a pond with a bucket. Because that's too easy, apparently. You need a spigot tap to fill the bucket.
So I've never got to the Nether in Better than Wolves, and at the same time I've refused to cheat the obsidian in to do it. I don't have any qualms cheating apples in to not starve, but that's because his food system is fucked up early game. I don't want to have to cheat to actually progress through the mods. Iron is too expensive to branch mine at y-11 and caving is too dangerous because you're not protected enough to stand a chance against the mobs. What can I say--as a guy whose main survival world is a vanilla superflat hardcore world, even I have to admit defeat and say Better than Wolves is too hardcore for me.

How would I say Better than Wolves compares to other mods, though? What does a strictly 1.5 total conversion mod bring to current 1.7 conversion modding that mods like Gregtech and Terrafirmacraft don't? Again, let's look back in time to early Minecraft when Better than Wolves first came out. Back then a lot of mods were single-purpose mods that were hard to make play together well. And even Tekkit which made modpacks insanely popular wouldn't be released until three months after FlowerChild created Better Than Wolves. When you consider what it did to the base game and the content it added while also managing to be completely stable which Tekkit never fully was, Better than Wolves was pretty big for its time. When you think about it, the spirit of playing with mods is to change the mechanics of vanilla and FlowerChild has managed to achieve that.

Still though, in comparison to the content you get out of modern modpacks, Better Than Wolves still shows its age maybe a little too much. It's weird to install, you can barely tweak much of its functionality, and there are next to no servers for it because of the ubiquity most players are used to when it comes to playing online. The Technic, FeedTheBeast and many other launchers are essentially plug and play--the server and the client make it as easy as vanilla to connect without clientside tinkering, and you get dozens of times more content with these packs compared to Better Than Wolves. I mean, sure--one of the appeals of Better than Wolves isn't the content but the struggle and the challenge but even then that can be trumped with packs like Agrarian Skies, Blood'n'Bones and Magic Farm 2.

Ultimately, Better Than Wolves can best be remembered as a reactionary mod and FlowerChild stands at the forefront of modder's rights to the content they create. He looked at the game, didn't like where it was going, and changed it to be the kind of survival Minecraft he wanted to play and that's actually pretty awesome. Would I recommend Better Than Wolves to the typical player? Well, no, honestly.

First off, manually having to add the mod's class files to the minecraft.jar is antiquated and hasn't had to be done to install most mods for years. Plus if you are installing it with the new launcher (and you should be doing that--for gods sake don't give MCPatcher more reasons to exist) you have to also edit a few configuration files to make it load. I don't think the "typical" player knows or would like the DIY approach to installing this. Apart from that if you're somebody who has a hard time playing on anything above a difficulty of Peaceful this is definitely not for you. For reference, The-Outpost is on easy difficulty and always has been.

And more than anything, from my own experience I just didn't enjoy playing Better Than Wolves. The early game is remorselessly repetitive and demoralizing, the mid-game has a huge hump in terms of lack of iron to get over and even though I never got to the end game, the idea I get from the wiki's is that you basically get better tools and more advanced automation--nothing that can't be made more interesting with Tinkers' Construct and Thermal Expansion on Forge instead.

Better than Wolves had its time and its place. It was one of the first well known mods that overhauled the game for people tired of vanilla and can still be enjoyed by a select group of people more hardcore than I am. If you want to play balls hard Minecraft, give it a shot. If you just like playing with mods casually, I'd divert you back to Tekkit or Feed the Beast, because Better Than Wolves is not for the casual or the faint of heart.

tabull's Blog - Thank You

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Hey, so like most everyone knows by now, we are currently running on a brand new server after our previous one kicked the bucket. I hope everyone else noticed just how much faster the site is. I might not be able to change your download speeds, but the server side processing is now taking significantly less time and I couldn't be any happier because of it. And the best part, I didn't have pay for any of it. I was seriously expecting to pay at least a third of it, but you guys really came through even though I never asked for the help. It means a whole lot to me that you all care so much about this site that you'd give your own earned money to it.

I meant to do this last October to coincide with the 2 years I've hosted this site, but the date flew past me. So I'd like to personally thank everyone below for donating between October 2013 and now:

Cornflakes
Bloodis
Yoshit
Dopply
SuperYoshi
CorruptionSound
Joosh
Jayblin
StockReady
LifeMakesMeLOL
Razerek
Dark Fox
Ghoulston
Macho Madness
randomc
SushieBoy
Captain
theFXexpert
TurkeyBeef

If I forgot you, it's not that I intentionally did so, there were a lot of you guys that helped out and I may have missed you by accident. Just let me know and I'll add your name to the list. In addition the the names above, I also want to thank SuperYoshi, Dopply, Yoshit, and Bloodis who donated while the server was down and essentially covered the remaining portion of the server.

Thanks!

Stuart K Reilly's Skunkarama - What is HITFILM and why should I care? A video editor review

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Ok first off. I'm a Vegas user. Always have been. My favorite is Vegas 7 because its fast,simple,doesn't use much resources,and doesn't make my computer fan sound like its about to take off and fly like a turbine engine.


BUT. Recently I found this other video editor that I had never heard of until 2014. It goes by the name Hitfilm.


Now heres the thing about hitfilm. Basically what it is is a combination of an nle video editor (like vegas,premiere,final cut) and a visual effects app (after effects) as well as a manipulator of 3d models assuming your model is rigged correctly.


I was interested in this software because from what I could tell it was like After Effects only much simpler in design and made much more like a standard video editor with a simple timeline and effects menus and a media library all perfectly placed where you can get to them easily without many clicks.

Check this shit out.
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Yes that is a 3d model in whats basically its own 3d space where you can manipulate things you put in the composite shot.
And you can add effects TO that model or add planes over them with effects on them as I did to make really nice effects. Both constructive and destructive.

You have two basic editors and they both are pretty easy to get the hang of. The Video Editor and the Composite Shot.

The editor is where you would do everything you're used to doing in a video editor. Make splits, do chopping and all the good stuff.

In the composite shot you make a video within the editor to edit over. You can still put videos inside the composite and edit them inside it too which is useful.

Masking is here and its very similar to vegas in the way you click on spots to make little markers.

And the biggest thing that makes this a super useful tool is course the effects.

There are a shitload of them. So much so it has its own search function so you can wade through them all. A few like the particle simulator have UNLIMITED possibilities of what kind of effects you can make out of it YOURSELF. Like I've made a dust trail behind a car with it. And the 3rd version of Hitfilm is supposed to have even more effects I've only tried Hitfilm 2.

We talking gunfire,regular fire,lighting and lightning,lasers, particles,blood, and a fuckton of more stuff. Also. did I mention this all comes WITH the editor? You dont have to download plugins for it all the cool effects are THERE. And of course you can do the fancy colors and eye rape stuff.


AND if you just can't get the hang of it OR you want those same effects within your favorite editor. Hitfilm's download ZIP you get from their website comes with plugins for every major editor. That means Hitfilm effects for VEGAS,PREMIERE,FINAL CUT, and others.

I have tried these in Vegas 13 and they give you a lot of the options the native versions do. Careful though because you CAN set options in these effects that will slow your computer to a crawl



Now the downside to this editor. It crashes.....a lot..... but I've found that just about every editor crashes at some point no matter what you're doing. Now they MAY have fixed this in Hitfilm 3 but HF2 crashes like a bitch. Luckily it autosaves.


Also it seems the cracks for this editor are hard to find and they break every time the editor gets an update. So do yourself a favor and if you find a crack, DONT UPDATE.



I'll be providing download links to hitfilm,the plugins, and the cracks in the near future so be on the lookout for that.



For now you can get the free trial of Hitfilm to get you started here
http://hitfilm.com/download
Also FXhome themselves have a LOT of helpful tutorials on Youtube that can get your started if the interface is a little foreign to you or you want to know "how do I effect at ____"


Oh and did I mention you can get it for MAC?

Nation's Blog stash - My feelings of depression is becoming worse.

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Over the past year, ever since I started my first year at high school, I am experiencing an increase in depression on how I am currently feeling in my life, and it's now becoming even worse.

It is now the time to express my feelings and my thoughts.

During Middle School, I had a project with the class to create a poster that would fit for a local park by a lake. I have tried my hardest to be as colorful and detailed as I can with the poster. When the voting for the posters came, my poster had received only 1 vote, while a majority of the other posts had more than 4 or 5. I felt sadness inside of me although I worked the hardest I could, but nobody seems to notice my poster or the quality of it.

Now, during high school, nobody hardly EVER sits with me during lunch everyday and during group activities, I was left out when nobody didn't want to be my partner like I never existed in class. This was at the point that I thought to myself that I don't really have a good friend that I like to hang out with a bunch, or not of my kind that I was comfortable with. I had that feeling everyday and week I go to school. Then from that point forward to now, I became very lonely, so lonely that I literally weeped myself to sleep one day for over 30 minutes, with my bedroom door locked. The internet isn't helping either. Barely anybody chats or talks to me although I try to, and also, same thing happened like at middle school: no matter which contest I joined in, I'm barely noticed or forgotten, leaving me with little to no recognition at all despite my quality.

This is now predicting my future. I wouldn't have anyone to talk to, I would not have anybody to marry and I would become a single lone adult, having a hard time trying to find a good job and earn money to stay wealthy. I might also become homeless, a guy living out in the alley or streets with nothing to take care of myself. The thoughts of those possibilities have driven me to having suicidal thoughts of killing myself recently over the past summer.

What I am saying, however, is that I'm not a person who wants attention or anything, it's that because I'm having a hard time trying to have good communication with other people, trying to choose specific sayings and explaining myself and quality more clearly, as I am afraid that I would anger them or make them unhappy, disliking me. I attempted it at some points in the past, and I was left with the kind of replies saying that my sayings, posts or thoughts in words were like "that doesn't make sense", "obnoxious", "excuse" or "you're the worst". Not only does it help me trying to word out my sayings better, but it also makes me depressed in the inside, telling me that I don't have a true friend that is like myself to actually hang out with a bunch. It's like as if everyone is in a big room having a party doing a chat-storm, while I'm sitting in a corner, facing the wall, with my head down in despair with the difficulty of my communication skills overtaking me, and I would ruin the storm.

If I don't get to improve on my communication with people so I can feel better, all hope for myself would be lost, and I would be in a major state of depression and suicide in the near future.

Lots of people forget about me, I have trouble with trying to communicate with people, people bash on me, and my future is looking bad.

I am a nobody, and I need help with my communication skills.

As I am typing this, I am shedding tears of sadness.

Lord Smeargle's Vault - VHS Surprises - Episode IV: 50 Better Shades of Grey

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As Valentine's Day arrived today, the supposedly talked about film of this holiday, is unfortunately 50 Shades of Grey. In other words, a film I have no intention to see, even if I was paid plenty of money. And given the movie will make a profit, it will make disillusioned critics forced to meet a train. Nonetheless, because of this occasion, I've decided to pick a movie, which was coincidentally based itself on the book itself. However, the novel comes from Danielle Steel, and the movie itself is Now and Forever. And it is distributed by possibly the biggest Australian Home Video company of all time; Roadshow.

…The VHS Surprises…

To further elaborate, every country had a major VHS company that dominated; in the UK, there was PolyGram Video. in the US, there was CBS/Fox Video amongst others. Australia, on the other hand, had a handful in the 80’s, with (to name a few) PBV/CEL (relying on a couple of divisions), Video Classics (see PBV/CEL, as they had 8 divisions if you count the mentioned company), CIC Video (which mainly distributed Universal and Paramount movies, and actually appeared in other countries as well, especially in the UK), and Roadshow, with the latter being the only major VHS company from the 80s lasting to this day. To make another note, it was also a picture-making/distributing company in the cinema as well, starting in the 1970s.

As for the Home Entertainment market, Roadshow would begin in 1982, deciding to copy their cinema logo at the time, and tack on ‘Home Video’ in gold (or red in the earlier versions). And according to AussieRoadshow himself, he has argued that the David Cronenberg film Scanners was the first film ever released by Roadshow Home Video, and has stuck with it. Over the years, Roadshow’s logo, output, and profit improved, outlasting every other Australian-based video company right to the 90s, with 2005 being one of the final years in the home video market (I know this because I managed to spot Million Dollar Baby, with Roadshow responsible for releasing that film). The company is still alive and well, as of 2015.


Credit goes to AussieRoadshow himself for the logos provided in the video. The logos with red text were around when Roadshow began back in 1982, and was used for a year before being phased out.

As for the movie, there’s not much backstory to it, especially on Wikipedia; all it does is that is sums up the plot in one sentence, it showcases who has starred in the said movie, and the box office performance, which appeared that it didn’t do very well (as it only made under $35,000 at the time), which would explain why almost no one has seen the movie. So why this movie?

Well, seeing how that 50 Shades of Grey – THE MOVIE is out this week, and it’s Valentine’s Day, I might as well talk about a romance/drama film, coincidentally based on a book (this time, it’s from Danielle Steel). The movie in question? Now and Forever, an Australian-made film starring US import Cheryl Ladd and Robert Coleby, with the title song performed by Australian-based band Air Supply (which features at the end credits). However, I already ran into a problem with this videocassette. First of all, despite the fact that the movie is 31 years old, it is not the quality that has got me (seeing that I’ve bought The Raven and Flesh for Frankenstein, they had the quality issues there due to their current condition); it is the cover.


Why the cover? Well, since it is in a small opaque black box, part of the cover is cut off, especially at the top and right side of the VHS cover, and the spine of the slick looks extremely uneven. The ‘Roadshow’ font and the ‘VHS’ symbol are partly there, as too the ‘Video Ezy Drama’ sticker, and you can see part of where the spine is supposed to be. The feeling gets even worse when I look at the videocassette, as the videocassette is completely black, the front label is held together with stickytape, the top label is nowhere to be seen, and there is a long reel of film, despite the film being 93 minutes, given with or without previews.


Credit goes to Matthew Bayliss for the logo. The gold text was accompanied with mentioned logo, as was the announcer, from late 1983 to 1985.

Anyway, I pop the videocassette in, and despite some – somewhat consistent – tracking problems, it is in good quality, despite the fact the warning was in red text and on a yellowish/green background, which didn’t help. And then comes the Roadshow Home Video logo, in gold text and accompanied with an announcer, who informs that there are some previews ahead. The first movie is The Personals, a romance story involving a typewriter and a pair of roller-skates occasionally. The next film on preview is Gorky Park, a film from the now-recently resurrected Orion Pictures.


The third is Heart of a Champion, with Terry Fox, the man with one leg left, as the main character walking his way to history, and having a true heart of a champion. And the fourth is a short preview of Endless Love. Apparently, the film must’ve been popular in Australia. And the announcer informs us to ‘keep watching after the end of this film’ to see more previews that are yet to come.

The next part is spoilered here because of spoilers involving the film itself.

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Credit goes to tin corong for the uploaded song, and Air Supply for singing the titular song.

Unfortunately, even though the announcer kindly reminds us to keep watching the videocassette (which is during the end credits, or sometimes at the end if the movie in question doesn’t feature end credits, like Count Yorga, Vampire for example), when it appears to be poised to show us the first preview (which would’ve been Rats, by the way), the videocassette, to my horror, decides to show us another movie, The Rose & the Jackal, and it’s classification, which has no relation to the VHS cover itself, and doesn’t even mention the said movie mentioned. Since I was aiming to watch Now and Forever, I ended the videocassette when the second movie started to begin. Chalk it up to the pros and cons of a bootleg videocassette, I guess…

Bottom line, this movie has surprised me at best. It’s no 50 Shades of Grey, but to be honest, that’s a good thing, because it focuses much more on storyline than it does on doing the nasty. Robert Coleby and Cheryl Ladd give good performances, which more than make up with Christine Amor’s unconvincing and somewhat laughable performance as Margaret, and the film manages to follow the plot well in a new location. I’m surprised that people aren’t talking about this film more often. Even when it’s 90 minutes, it’s not an easy film to watch, though you don’t have to cringe at it, because there’s not much worrying stuff in there.

In fact, to close my statement, I will borrow the lines from a review of the movie, written by Peter Mitchell of Australia:


“It's one of those better quality Aussie dramas, that work so well, a blink or you'll miss it film, sitting on a video shelf. And too here is a message to the dangers of infidelity, and what you can lose in result, but too everyone deserves a second chance, especially if it's with that special one.”

Final Score
VHS Cover: 5/10. It loses points because it is not in its original clamshell, it’s partially cut down, and it looks slightly bland, to be honest.
Videocassette: 5/10. Again, it loses points because it’s not the original videocassette, period.
Quality: 6.5/10. Despite constant white line spasms, the quality is decent and holds up to this day, unlike most of the Roadshow videocassettes these days.
Warning: 6/10. Informative, but the yellow/green background with red ‘Warning’ and ‘Strictly Prohibited’ text don’t mesh together. Maybe if it was dark green…
Logo: 6/10. While it is unoriginal, they had the ability to give the logo an announcer, and tasteful gold text.
Previews/Other Features: 7.5/10. Aside from Endless Love, the previews on offer are indeed interesting. What brought it down was that the end previews were overwritten by another movie.
Final Score: 36/60. A passing grade. If I was ever locked in a room, and had to choose between the two movies, I would rather see Now and Forever until the videocassette stopped playing, period.

Tim, Tom and Jimbob - Tim, Tom and Jimbob in "Love Potion Undermined - A Valentine's Day Special" (2014)

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Happy Valentine's Day everyone!

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The Realm of Entropy - Let's meet some neighbor convicts!

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I tend to have strange luck and in in strange circumstances. I'm not really sure I'd call it "good" luck, but it can sometimes be. However, this is about luck way beyond anything I can control (not like anyone can control luck unless you're in an anime), so, it's more of the weird kind, as alluded to with the title.

I have zero friends out here, really - I have one set of neighbors I get along with, and their daughter is adorable, but beyond getting to hold babies who puke on me and make it look cute, I have some I've been trying to get to know, and it's mainly cos KY is like lonely as shit, yo.

I have one neighbor who, let's call him "Matt." Matt is a convicted felon and spent some time in jail. Evidently, he had a kid with someone in a state and moved out of it before the other parent told him he's invested his genes in a squalling ball that flings bodily fluids all over. Anyway, he got caught in a parking lot of wal-trash one point at crossing the state, because, if you're going to troll for negligent parents, you do it at fucking wal-trash. So, dude served his time and now pays child support, having a felony because he didn't even know about this kid, and has trouble finding a job and such, as felons are wont to do.

Now.. call me stupid maybe, but when they were moving in, I told dude to come over and have a beer with me if he felt like it because, curiosity on my part, plus, hey - doesn't matter if you're a felon, moving shit fucking sucks, so having a beer with a new friendly neighbor, okay, fine, I can't say it was a favor because it was mostly the curiosity. Anyway, dude shows up, we shoot the shit for a while, he goes back to his place.

He's not legally married to the chick whose name is on the lease, though he was before at one time, and they're trying to work it out. Meanwhile, they have a 25-y.o. son who lives there too, in a two-bedroom apt. Also, he can't legally be here because you can't sign the paperwork and live here if you're a felon, but, who am I to snitch? I'm kinda wondering if I can maybe play magic sometimes with his son - he looks kinda like Hurley from Lost. I'm a terrible person.

So, let's get down to the business of my other neighbor. Let's call this guy "John." John also has a criminal record, but it's for domestic abuse. Surprise - it turns out he never hit her and she framed him for it, and he got convicted anyway, serving for a misdemeanor. The way I met John was yesterday, I went out to smoke a cigarette and noticed some dude couldn't start his scooter, so I asked if he needed a jump - which, he said yes, so I went back in after smoke to get jacket and car keys so I could give aforementioned jump. Then, after I get outside again, I'm told he needs a screwdriver, so I say "hang on" and go get my toolbox.

John brings his scooter over, we try to jump it while my car's running... no-go. So it's probably a starter or alternator thing I say, and recommend a place to take his scooter. In the midst of this, little kid comes up and asks John about stuff - so I ask, 'hey, that your kid,' and get an affirmative response. I'm not really sure how to take someone who's got domestic abuse but still has parental control at the same time, but.. after trying repeatedly to start the scooter, we give up after it's apparent it isn't going to work.

I'm trying to be nice and all good-neighborly and shit, so I tell him hey, if you need shit, this is where I live. "Matt" from before lives caddy-corner to me. "John" lives across the hall from him and right next to me.

Earlier today, John came up and bummed a smoke off me. Then, later, he came back and wanted another. I basically said, "Look dude, I'm cool with you bumming cigarettes and all, but can we just like, have a time where we have a beer and kick back and shit?" Then he asked if I had said beer, which I did, so then the plan was go over there with beer and cigarettes and chill.

So.. I head over, beers and smokes in tow, and we sit on the couch while he flips through channels trying to find some shit to watch while we make small talk. I'm getting a little invasive with my questioning, because, hey, you share a beer and a smoke with someone, you get to know 'em, right? Well.. the beers go down, the cigs too, and we're just kinda bullshitting.. and dude has never played chess before. This is an affront to me, so I'm like, we gotta play right fucking now, and because I'm turbo nerdy, I'm going to bring my magic cards too.

Well, he says I can just come in, I don't have to knock, that's nice. So I grab my chess board and my N64 messenger bag filled with dice and magic cards, because YES WE CONVERT ANOTHER TODAY! .. and then, I teach him how to play chess. I beat him, but it's not like I brought my a-game.. still trying to teach, y'know.. but hey, he knows how to play chess now, cool. Then we move on to checkers. I win the first, then he fucking schools me in second round. Okay.. but now it's magic time bitch, so I get the cards out and we're playing.. trying to teach him how and such, and it's not really friendly, as my deck is blue/red with all kinds of "fuck you" type of cards.. but in the midst of playing, I'm like, "Hey, where's John Jr." and he says something about his wife having him and he'll be over later and then more blue and red cards and eventually I asked, hey is this shit boring? "Fuck yeah." so, that was about the point I left.

So... I guess what I'm learning from all this is that people with criminal backgrounds suck at nerd games. Or, being nerdy in general. I mean, if Matt's son, Hurley (seriously, it's like a spitting image) came up and was like hey, look at my shiny Charizard, I'd be all like LET ME SHOW YOU MY FLORGES COLLECTION and then we'd have a movie-worthy bromance, but no, right now it's just, hey, believe I didn't do this shit and I'm not terrible! (Nor is my dad! - says Pseudo-Hurley.)

Well, yeah, I want to believe that, Matt and John, and you I can share a beer with, but I don't know what to do with you because every time I reach out to people, I end up befriending convicts, and I don't know if that says more about you, me, or this weirdass time-space continuum thing we live in. Please tell me you know what that is. But I'm not sure if I'm going to believe you anyway, because convicts. Dude, I keep an open mind, but.. fuck man.

Mc.Rad's Radical Blog - The First of Many Entries

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Well welcome to the first entry in what may be several entries in my new blog. I must warn you I'm fairly new to Youchew so I may fuck some stuff up. In actuality I spend time in the Skullheart forms but that dosn't matter to most everybody reading this. However, when I was a lee little shit, I used to watch YTP's (which at the time was SpaDinner crap). I still enjoy YTP's to this day and is glad to see that the Poopers today are ridiculously good. What this blog is about is that I'll maybe talk about my life or some shit about Youtube Poop or something like that. Hell, I'll look forward to the day I'll actually be able to make YTP's and join the rest of the video making community. But for now I'll just do what I said earlier!

Pete's Ramblings - Rant 10

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I like music. I really, REALLY like music. My posts here, on tumblr, youtube, pretty much anywhere that I really enjoy music. My favorite band in the world is They Might Be Giants, and beyond that, I think I have a pretty diverse music taste. Somehow, people on here even seem to be intrigued with my music taste. Here's a screenshot of my intense music folder:
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Naturally, I look up a lot of music on youtube to listen to. And I know, it's the number one unwritten rule of the internet to not look at the comments section of pretty much any webpage, but sometimes I gotta look at something that isn't just the band's album cover for however long the song's duration is. You can find some pretty interesting (and by that I mean absolutely fucking sad) fellows that are very opinionated about the music they do and don't like, and you WILL hear about it whether you want to or not.

We can start with the type that post a comment like "I'm ___ years old and I listen to this!" The number is usually pretty small, as these people are usually pretty young. For the most part, too young to be on youtube. Though, me saying that is hypocritical since I've been futzing around online since I was 7 or 8. Anyway... these comments are harmless, for the most part. It's just a young child looking for validation because they listen to music that isn't intended for their age demographic. As long as they're pleasant about it, I don't really have a huge problem with these comments. That is, until they turn into...

"I'm ___ years old and I ONLY listen to REAL MUSIC!" is when these young children get a little bit older and a bit more cynical. Yeah, fucking Led Zeppelin is real music and only Led Zeppelin. Now, the definition of music can apply to pretty much anything that makes noise. It's totally an arbitrary thing what you classify as music, and the people that say they ONLY LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC just so happen to find generic dad-rock real music. Again, usually harmless, though they're a lot more annoying than the first.

Those two comments don't compare to "This isn't real music. This is shit. Why do people like this?". So many things bother me about these kinds of comments. They're usually from the cynical teenager group like the second example comment, and ideally, they'll grow out of this mindset. Lord knows I had to grow out of it. I mostly see these comments on the videos for really popular pop songs. Sometimes it'll be on rap, but it's a lot less prevalent there. It sure seems like the only people that condone this kind of comment are the bitter losers that actually make them, and that's just the fact of the matter that the people who leave comments like this are bitter losers. Good for you, you think you can judge whether or not something is actually music or not. You are shitting all over people doing nothing to you because they happen to enjoy a style of music you don't. You look really cool and I want to be your friend. I lied.

An example of someone with their head too far up their own ass to ever possibly grow out of this stupid phase is this dude right here. He's clearly well into his 20s. He made a video about his thoughts on Deathcore/Grindcore/Whateverthehellcore.


Now, let me explain. I don't like Deathcore/Grindcore/stuff of that sort at all. It just doesn't please me ears. But I know that while I don't like it, it's still music. I also don't like the progressive rock stuff that PMRants wants to shove down our throat as "real music", I don't know, I just think the genre is pretty boring. Rather than saying "THIS GENRE OF MUSIC ISN'T ACTUALLY MUSIC BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT!" I could just say "I don't like this genre of music." This way, nobody's being attacked, nobody's being targeted, and I don't look like a huge fucking snob, rather I look like someone simply sharing a harmless opinion about a genre of music. Ideally, people that have opinions about music like this should keep it to themselves anyway because nobody actually wants to hear their opinions when they went to look for a song of a particular genre that they enjoy. If you're looking up a song or genre just to shit on it, then you're missing the point of music entirely and should go to some music you do enjoy and shut the fuck up.

You may or may not be thinking now that I'm a bit of a hypocrite for attacking PMrants for his quite frankly wrong and stupid opinions about what music is and isn't. My ethic is this: if you're such an insufferable bitch about something as arbitrary and subjective as music taste, then I have no objections in acting the same way towards you. It's like when people go to videos where I include music I like in it and tell me my musical taste is bad, or that they hated a song I used and provided a bunch of reasons that do fuck all for me.

Take this misheard lyrics video I made to a song I enjoy for instance:


It isn't there anymore because whoever left the comment I'm talking about wimped out and deleted their own post, but they left a comment telling me that while they enjoyed the video itself and that the misheard lyrics were funny, they hated the song. They talked about how there's no rhythm, the singing's bad, the instruments are bad, it wasn't music, and so on. How am I supposed to respond to this? Ideally, I should not have responded at all. But since these people bug me so much and they think they are just so special, I decided to fuck with them. I said in response "I respect your opinion even if it's wrong". After this, this person flipped out, spewing out things about how opinions are subjective and how I was just so dumb to have said such a thing about someone else's taste. I just responded back with "Your opinion is wrong because it isn't mine. Duh." and after that, they did not respond and obviously deleted their own post. I wish I screencapped it, it was hysterical.

But it just goes to show what happens with these angry, bitter losers when someone won't just take their bullshit and pass it off as a 'subjective opinion' but rather use their own tactics against them. They break down.

I guess the point of all of this is that you should let people listen to what they want to listen to. You telling them that they're wrong and that they should stop is not only not going to do anything to change their minds, but it'll make you look like an idiot to absolutely everyone except you and your self important loser friends. Peace.
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